Episodes

In the inaugural episode of "The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast," hosts Frank (55) and Carlo (56) embark on a journey through the uncharted territory of late-in-life parenthood. Frank, a first-time father, expresses his excitement and anxieties about the upcoming life changes. Carlo, a seasoned dad with two grown sons, offers support and a wealth of advice.

They discuss the challenges of parenting at an older age, including the physical demands and the need to adapt to a new generation.

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Get ready for a wild ride as Frank dives deep into the emotional rollercoaster of early pregnancy. From the highs of seeing those first "jazz hands" on the ultrasound to the lows of late-night scares, this episode is packed with laughs and tears.

Frank's journey into fatherhood is just beginning, and he's already a pro at overthinking, overreacting, and oversharing. Carlo provides some much-needed comic relief and shares his own parenting wisdom (and some video-watching habits).

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In Episode 3 of The Gray Hair and Daycare Podcast, hosts Frank and Carlo embark on a hilarious journey through the trials and tribulations of pregnancy and impending fatherhood. Frank, a first-time father at 55, shares his experiences with his wife's pregnancy, week by week, offering a humorous take on everything from prenatal testing and food aversions to the specific body pillow for pregnant people.

The hosts discuss the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy, including the excitement of making...

In this episode of the Gray Hair and Day Care podcast, Frank and Carlo dive deeper into the realities of impending fatherhood, discussing everything from listener feedback and the cost of raising a child to product reviews and the importance of open communication.

New Segments and Discussions:

The Silver Fox Mailbox: Addressing listener questions, ideas, and stories.

Check, Please: A humorous look at the financial side of raising a child, including budgeting and surprising costs.

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In this episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank and Carlo discuss the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday and their family traditions. Frank talks about his love of cooking big holiday dinners and his preference for following recipes from the Food Network. They also discuss the importance of building memories at home with family during the holidays.

Frank also gives an update on his "diaper diet" and his goal to lose more weight than his wife Kelly gains during her pregnancy. He also talks ...

In Episode 6 of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, hosts Frank and Carlo explore the ins and outs of impending fatherhood. Frank shares updates on his wife's pregnancy, including her growing appetite and the "ear of corn" stage. They introduce a new segment called "I Was Wrong," correcting past inaccuracies and highlighting listener feedback.

The duo also delves into product reviews, featuring a high-priced Lululemon diaper bag, and discusses the financial realities of baby preparation. Frank sha...

In Episode 7 of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank and Carlo delve into the "rutabaga stage" of pregnancy and ponder the mysteries of this curious vegetable. They address listener feedback, including a heartwarming email from Becky and a variety of baby name suggestions.

Carlo takes on the Amazon Baby Registry Welcome Box in "Crash Test Daddy," while Frank shares amusing anecdotes about the return of "Fartzilla" and their dog Watson's newfound protectiveness towards Kelly. The duo also refl...

In Episode 8 of the Gray Hair Daycare podcast, Frank and Carlo navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and impending fatherhood. Frank shares updates on Baby Cerio's development (now the size of a cauliflower!) and grapples with the anxieties of childbirth (fainting spells included). They also delve into listener mail with hilarious baby name suggestions, discuss the must-read pregnancy book, and explore the phenomenon of "dad brain." Plus, don't miss Frank's lullaby rendition of "Good Morning" ...

In this Christmas Eve episode, Frank and Carlo dive into a festive feast of topics, from holiday traditions to the joys and challenges of fatherhood. Join them as they discuss the Feast of the Seven Fishes, reminisce about Christmas memories, and share their favorite holiday traditions.

Frank also provides an update on his wife's pregnancy and introduces a new segment called "The Dadabase," featuring a conversation with a friend and colleague about the unique perspective of being a single dad.
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Frank, Carlo and everyone at The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast wish you a very Merry Christmas!

The listeners have spoken...and the baby name is...

In Episode 10 of the Gray Hair Daycare podcast, Frank and Carlo celebrate their 10th episode with a look back at 2024 and a glimpse into the exciting year ahead. Frank shares updates on Baby Cereal's progress (now the size of an eggplant!) and discusses a recent doctor's appointment where they saw their baby girl in 3D! They also delve into listener mail with heartwarming feedback and explore the financial side of baby prep with their "Check, Please!" segment. Plus, don't miss Frank's lullaby re...

Frank and Carlo are back for Season 2 of the Gray Hair Daycare podcast, tackling the highs and lows of impending fatherhood. Frank shares updates on Baby Josephine's development (now the size of a butternut squash!) and recounts his experience with Kelly's latest glucose test. They also delve into listener mail with reassuring feedback about C-sections and helpful advice on car seat safety. Plus, don't miss a heartwarming interview with returning guest, John Taylor, on the joys and challenges of...

Frank and Carlo, hosts of the Gray Hair and Daycare podcast, are back for another episode. Frank shares updates on his wife Kelly's pregnancy, including her humorous farewell to her ankles and a discussion about gestational diabetes.

Carlo reflects on the recent passing of his mother, prompting a heartfelt conversation about family, memories, and the importance of cherishing relationships. They delve into their individual experiences with their parents, sharing personal anecdotes and insights.
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Frank's wife Kelly is 30 weeks pregnant and had her first baby shower! The guys recap the Polish bakery brunch, fun shower games ("Who cried first when you found out you were pregnant?"), and gift opening. Meanwhile, Frank was WRONG about gestational diabetes (oops!) and the origin of the tricycle ice cream game. His sister Lucille spills the beans...or should we say sprinkles? Plus, a preview of upcoming Crash Test Daddy challenges: Diaper Genie, snot sucker, and the return of the dreaded Happy...

Join Frank and Carlo in Episode 14 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast as they dive into a whirlwind of topics! Frank shares a pregnancy update, revealing his wife Kelly is 31 weeks along and their baby girl is the size of a jackfruit (or coconut!). They discuss the joys and quirks of Disney cruises, from adult-only retreats to the hilarious "Jack Jack Baby Race."

Hold on tight as Frank recounts a travel nightmare to West Palm Beach, filled with delays, cancellations, and an encounter with a "po...

Join Frank and Carlo for another hilarious episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast! This week, they're discussing Baby Josephine's latest developments (she's now the size of a pineapple!), Frank's near-meltdown in the waiting room, and the ongoing saga of the childbirth class videos.

Plus, they're testing out baby products again with a bath time temperature challenge that's sure to make you laugh. And finally, they're diving deep into some philosophical dad territory with Frank's "three big ...

In Episode 16 of "Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby," Frank and Carlo dive into some serious topics! We're talking George Jetson's real birthday (spoiler: he's older than you think! ), celebrity rants from billionaires who "can't do anything", and the challenges of teaching common sense in a chaotic world. Plus, Frank shares a heartwarming (and slightly gross) baby kick story! Don't miss this one – it's packed with laughs and definitely some controversial opinions!

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Join us for a fun-filled episode as we discuss the realities of baby showers, hospital tours, and the wonders of the Peter Rabbit baby bathrobe! 😂 Frank shares his ongoing battle with the Diaper Diet, and the guys discuss the pros and cons of the new hospital setup. All this and more in another hilarious episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast!

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Get ready for laughs! 😂 In this episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank bravely tests out the "My Breast Friend" nursing pillow! Is it comfy or just plain weird? 🤔 We also discuss baby names, the challenges of cleaning your car before the baby arrives, and the great car seat debate (passenger side or driver's side?). Plus, find out why Frank needs to build a barn! 🍼 #GrayHairDaycare #ParentingHumor #NewDad #BabyGear #MyBreastFriend #CarSeat #BabyOnTheWay

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In this episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Carlo returns from his escape to Florida 🌴, just in time to face the aftermath of a historic snowstorm! ️ The guys catch up on all the baby prep and life chaos, proving that even a Swiss chard-sized baby 🥬 can't stop the world from throwing snowdrifts and tech problems their way. Carlo confronts Frank about the new coffee machine, and Frank defends his desperate need for caffeine. Plus, a social media deep dive reveals the generation gap, and a...

Buckle up, folks, because in Episode 20 of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, we're trading in sensible shoes for baby booties! Join Frank and Carlo as they navigate the wild world of impending parenthood, proving that a combined age of 111 doesn't necessarily equal wisdom. 🤪 This week, we've got baby produce updates, a financial reckoning, and a whole lot of "wait, that's happening WHEN?!" Frank learns more about baby gear than he ever thought possible 👶, and Carlo dispenses his unique brand of b...

Buckle up, folks, because Frank and Carlo are diving headfirst into the whirlwind of new parenthood! In this episode, we're talking all about the arrival of baby Josie and the insane, beautiful, and utterly chaotic days that followed. Frank shares his hilariously heartfelt "acceptance speech" for his new daughter, heaping praise on his amazing wife Kelly, and the incredible medical staff at St. Joe's. But it's not all sunshine and baby snuggles! We've got fainting spells, blood transfusions, fau...

Welcome back to the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast! Join Frank and Carlo as they dive into the trials and tribulations of new parenthood in their own uniquely hilarious style. In this episode, they discuss must-have baby products, the challenges of adjusting to life with a newborn, and the joys of watching their little one grow. Get ready for laughs, relatable stories, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course!).

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Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test : Episode 23

Welcome back to Episode 23 of the Gray Hair and Daycare Podcast! Baby Josie hits TWO huge baby milestones in one day! Join older dad Frank (55) and seasoned dad Carlo (56) as they dive deep into the hilarious chaos and profound joy of parenting later in life with a newborn baby.

This week, it's all about baby's firsts! Frank is ecstatic about the arrival of chubby legs and shares the heartwarming story of Baby Jo...