Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee : Episode 14

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I don't even know if I could articulate this but to me it's so crazy because you are so close to your baby you're like it's right there you know I mean when you're sitting next to your wife.

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Well no it's not in here.

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It could be.

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I'm not the one.

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Trump outlawed that.

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They're right here.

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Okay well we'll get into that.

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This is the Gray Hair and Day Care Podcast.

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With a combined age of 111 years and a combined IQ right in that same range.

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Your hosts Frank Sirio and Carlo Russo.

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Welcome back.

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Here we are.

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We're just before we got started talking about any number of things that have nothing to do with the podcast and we're probably going to change it to something completely new sadly but no we are we are back.

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This is the Gray Hair and Day Care Podcast.

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Episode 14.

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14.

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It just keeps clicking by and by and by.

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It's amazing.

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As always I am Frank Sirio.

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I am 55 years old and my wife is 31.

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31 weeks pregnant.

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Wow.

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The countdown is really on.

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It's odd.

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There's less there's just well now the countdown is either to week 37 or to week 39.

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So we're either six or eight weeks away.

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Wow.

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Right.

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Because they're going to.

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There's that window.

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There is.

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Well the 37 I think we're going to go to 39 because they're because the her all the not to give away anything that we'll talk about later but all of the numbers have been pretty good with the gestational diabetes because if those weren't then they would be like week 37 they want to induce.

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Let's get that baby out of there.

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Exactly.

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Right.

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So that's it.

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But here we are.

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Now this week we have had very I think very relevant produce references.

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Yes.

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Up until now.

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Really.

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This week my my little girl is the size of a jacama.

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Do you have a what.

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Do you have any idea what a jacama is.

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Anybody.

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Christine do you know.

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I'm not really good with English.

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Commas question marks.

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Jacama.

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And then the other reference was a coconut.

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But a coconut was a couple of weeks ago.

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Coconut.

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Because that was getting bigger and smaller.

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Because a cook.

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Well remember we were talking about different size coconuts right.

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The one right.

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There's the trimmed one and the one off the tree.

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So maybe that's where we're going here.

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But what's a jacama.

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I don't know.

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Oh you didn't find out.

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I didn't even look it up.

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I'm like maybe Carlo will know.

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A jacama.

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Like I really don't.

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Like all I know is she's bigger.

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She's bigger.

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But so she's the size of a large jacama.

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I'm probably not even pronouncing it right even.

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Or a coconut.

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You love those two.

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She is gaining one third to one half of her birth weight in the next seven weeks.

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Go get it Josie.

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That's it.

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Her brain is developing rapidly.

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Nice.

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She can open her eyes and focus now.

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And she'll be able to read the paper.

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And she can hear things outside the womb.

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So the sound thing is a real thing for her now.

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So that's where we are.

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Week 31.

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Jacama.

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Jacama.

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If you know what that is.

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You know that's going to be in your wrong segment.

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No idiots.

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It's not a jacama.

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It's a whatever.

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It's a beautiful fruit.

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We'll see.

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But yeah.

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So gaining a lot of weight at this point.

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Getting bigger.

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Brain developing rapidly.

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Opening eyes.

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And can focus.

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It's amazing.

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It's an amazing thing to see.

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And some of the interactions that we'll talk about later now that are happening are really cool.

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Isn't it?

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I don't even know if I can articulate this.

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But to me it's so crazy because you are so close to your baby.

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It's right there.

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You know what I mean?

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When you're sitting next to your wife.

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Well no it's not in here.

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It could be.

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You're not pregnant.

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I'm not the one.

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No.

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Trump outlawed that.

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They're right here.

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Well we'll get into that.

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We'll get into that later.

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But it's so close.

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It's still in the room with you.

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You know what I mean?

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Yes.

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But it's not.

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Yes.

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It's like.

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Does that make.

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Yes.

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Right.

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It is strange.

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It is.

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It's very different to think about.

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And what I think is like.

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And it's just as it becomes more real.

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It's interesting because I think where I would have thought I would be more and more nervous.

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And I can definitely see.

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Look there's a bigger impact on Kelly than me from like this nesting standpoint.

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She is in that mode now.

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Right.

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Like I turn around.

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I come into the bedroom the other day and she's got a drawer open and it's all these little compartments that she's all laid out for all the babies.

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She's like this is going to be for zero to three.

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This is for one.

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She's got all.

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And she's just like we're going to be ready.

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She's really getting into it.

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And to a certain extent I have those.

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I have those things too.

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You're worried about podcast.

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I'm worried about how do I get a shot of that drawer into the podcast.

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But it is.

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It's fun.

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The closer it gets and thinking about and having like today we had like we both had it.

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It sounds silly.

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So I've been joking around with one of Kelly's cousins about Disney cruises.

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Right.

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OK.

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They've never been on one but they would like to go.

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Sure.

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We have been on a bunch and without kids with no kids.

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Right.

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Like just us.

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Just imagine what they're like.

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Now we're finally like finally people will look at us weird.

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We'll have a baby with us.

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So we're looking at stuff and we were talking to them and they're like well you know we're trying to figure out what the right age is.

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I'm like there's baby races now on the Disney cruises.

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There is there is a thing called the Jack Jack baby race.

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Wow.

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The Jack Jack baby.

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So you do who Jack Jack is from the Incredibles.

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The little baby.

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Oh yeah.

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The baby and the baby of the Incredibles family.

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So they do this thing on Sea Day.

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So when you're just at sea the middle of the day in the atrium of the ship on whatever ship you're on.

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They set up a four lane track for babies in the atrium.

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The atrium fills with people.

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Everybody comes to this and they do multiple heats.

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You can enter your you enter your baby.

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What's the age.

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Basically they can't walk if they're not if they're not walking.

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It is a baby rally.

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And if you if your kid happens to take their first steps at that moment in that they're disqualified.

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It is a crawl only your proud moment will be your last.

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Right.

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It'll be wonderful and you'll have all kinds of pictures but you lose.

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So and it's really overboard.

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They'll do like five heats of four.

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There's always some kid from Alabama who's a ringer.

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And what they do is they let that one one parent or sibling a lot of times will be at the launch area.

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And then somebody else is at the other end enticing them.

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Now sadly usually the kids that are that really move are the ones where the person who's enticing them is holding up a phone like come really sad.

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Oh that's bad.

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Bad sign but works like a charm.

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There you go.

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So I've been talking to them and I'm like well I think the ideal time is seven months because that's when they're going to be really crawling.

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And they got power.

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And so yeah.

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So I'm I've already built a test track.

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We're gonna we're starting.

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So I've been joking around.

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You're gonna have sponsors on your baby's onesie like STD.

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Yep.

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Pennzoil.

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DuPont.

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We're ready to go.

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And I'm teasing him.

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I've been teasing him.

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I'm like we're we're training.

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We start training.

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That's funny.

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We start training in June.

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We're gonna try to peak at the end of November.

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And we'll be on one like we were literally looking to book one today.

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So good.

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So of course I get start getting pushed Disney stuff and my newsfeed.

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They push a commercial.

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I've never seen this commercial before.

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And you know if you've ever been on a cruise they they do towel animals.

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Yes.

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On your back.

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Absolutely.

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You go in every time there's a new animal.

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Yep.

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So this particular video is they show the Disney cruise cabin and there's a towel puppy on the bed who looks lonely.

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And then the steward comes in and takes him and he does like a thing around the ship.

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And it's the but the puppy is kind of lonely.

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And the whole point is he's waiting for his family to show up.

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The family who's going to be in his room.

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And at the end they show a shot a shot from behind the towel puppy.

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And you see his little towel tail wagging.

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And the door opens and a little girl and a family come through the door.

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There you go.

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And at that point in watching the commercial Kelly and I both burst into tears like a baby that's been hit with a hammer.

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Like we're just oh my God you guys are not going to make it.

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She's crying.

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I'm like you have to watch this.

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She's crying.

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I'm crying.

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And then I'm like why are you crying.

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Because she looks like more like a sad cry.

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This is for me is a happy cry.

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Of course.

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I'm like what's she's like.

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Well I'm like and I'm like use your words to explain to me because in my head it's it is I'm crying.

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But it was like it's it's a half.

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It's like we're going to get to right.

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I'm going to have that.

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Yeah we're going to be we're going to be able to do this for our dog.

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Right.

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Right.

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So I sent a text message to her cousin.

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I sent a link to it and I tell him Kelly and I just started crying immediately when we watch this.

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We were crying.

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But it's funny.

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But yeah you get like you get excited with us.

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So we're already in training for this race.

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Oh yeah.

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Yep.

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Without a doubt.

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Oh yeah.

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What do they win.

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You know I think the power of my think the one that I think the winner of all so they'll do like four heats and then a finals and then the winner of the final wins I think like a Jack Jack trophy.

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And then the others get like I think at the very least you get a Jack Jack bib or something.

266
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Does he stop that bib is probably 30.

267
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I don't really.

268
00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:33,510
The thing that really really got me down on this.

269
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The whole thing I mean the crying obviously is it's going to happen.

270
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Is the when you said that the main thing that the parent or the other end was holding up was a cell phone or iPhone or smartphone.

271
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Yeah.

272
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Because in my mind I was thinking food.

273
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No.

274
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I went to like an ice cream or something.

275
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But I'm like OK maybe that's.

276
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I've seen a lot of these because every cruise we go on there's one and I know we never miss it.

277
00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:58,810
Right.

278
00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:03,470
And honestly number one enticement tablet or phone.

279
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,670
And these babies are crawling and they know that.

280
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:05,950
Yeah.

281
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Number two.

282
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Yeah.

283
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They're crawling under a year old.

284
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Sad.

285
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So there's that.

286
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Number two enticement which I think is nice is the the older sibling.

287
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Oh like when it's like a four like that four or five year old older sister older brother.

288
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Those do real well.

289
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Then moms or dad.

290
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Gotcha.

291
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Phone.

292
00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:27,430
But the phone.

293
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Yeah.

294
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Yeah.

295
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:28,950
That's it.

296
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That will not be the case.

297
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No.

298
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No.

299
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Because we will already have worked out hand signals.

300
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,210
You're going to have.

301
00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:40,290
I'll be like that's going to be it.

302
00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:43,450
You're going to slide down tricycle make an ice cream.

303
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:44,590
I'm literally.

304
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,210
I'm looking at a picture of the track.

305
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,490
I have all these pictures from these various events.

306
00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:50,750
I'm like how can I figure out exactly how long that thing is.

307
00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:51,150
Yeah.

308
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,450
Like we're going to have to set it up.

309
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,170
That's funny.

310
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:54,730
That's good.

311
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,050
We're looking forward to it.

312
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,550
I guess we got things to work on now.

313
00:11:57,630 --> 00:12:01,570
We have a team to put together a baby championship team.

314
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:01,770
Yeah.

315
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:17,490
I actually sent that to her to kill us because I'm like we're in training and then I sent him a meme of Mickey you're going to you're going to get crap lightning and what is it a spit spit lightning and crap thunder or lightning.

316
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:17,770
Yeah.

317
00:12:17,810 --> 00:12:20,170
You're going to eat lightning and crap thunder shit.

318
00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:23,670
But no.

319
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:24,010
Yeah.

320
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:27,990
It's it'll be it'll be fun looking at all this stuff.

321
00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:31,090
I say to Kelly like how do they do.

322
00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:35,010
How do they do pictures the characters because that's what you do every night after dinner.

323
00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,270
How do you do it with infants.

324
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:43,310
And Kelly's like there's I already looked there's a Disney dad cruise blind blog that you can look at.

325
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,110
She's like start doing your research now.

326
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,510
So you guys did you guys.

327
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:48,910
Okay.

328
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:58,410
Now that I have you sure because I've always wanted to ask someone and you just answered the question about what you guys do.

329
00:12:58,550 --> 00:13:01,850
You guys enjoy Disney without children.

330
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:02,250
How.

331
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:02,710
Why.

332
00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:04,370
Why.

333
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:06,310
I would I'm happy to tell you.

334
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:06,610
Okay.

335
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:16,910
And I would like anyone who's works for marketing and Disney right now to press record and remember my name Frank Cereo 55 Brewerton New York reach out.

336
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,950
And I'm saying this knowing you and you know this.

337
00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:25,090
I have been turned away on embarkation of a Disney cruise because I had COVID.

338
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:25,470
Right.

339
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:27,450
And I still love them right now.

340
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,150
I've look I've been on other cruise lines.

341
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:30,590
So I've been on I've been on Princess.

342
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,650
I've been on Royal Caribbean.

343
00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:38,890
I've been on Carnival I think one time I needed like a so you know what you're talking about.

344
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:39,750
You've seen others.

345
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:40,670
Yeah, I've seen others.

346
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:46,490
And I have to say, and I think this is generally accepted in the travel community.

347
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:51,710
Disney and celebrity are kind of the gold standard of all the cruise lines.

348
00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:52,310
Disney.

349
00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:58,050
The big difference between Disney and all others is there's no casino on a Disney ship.

350
00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,250
Almost all other cruise lines have a casino.

351
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:00,970
Sure.

352
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:01,290
Right.

353
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,530
Because there's no casino.

354
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,810
There's more entertainment stuff.

355
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:06,350
Gotcha.

356
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,250
They also do a dedicated floor.

357
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:16,430
Like honestly, as I'm saying this, it's kind of funny because for the first time we will take advantage of there's a whole deck on the ship that's dedicated to kids stuff.

358
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:16,970
Sure.

359
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:22,890
There's a there's a nursery like literally you hold hand them the baby, they give you a pager and you go do whatever you want, right?

360
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:23,630
They take care of it.

361
00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,450
So they do all kinds of stuff.

362
00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:31,530
But honestly, it's the service is, I think unparalleled service.

363
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,070
Your quality is what you're looking at.

364
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,650
The service is fantastic.

365
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:41,790
The room, the staterooms are larger than than the average stateroom and very well thought out.

366
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,810
Very, very well organized.

367
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,450
So service is great.

368
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:46,450
Stateroom is better.

369
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:51,130
The food is fantastic and like a very, very high level.

370
00:14:51,250 --> 00:15:03,510
My my sister in law, Kelly's Kelly's brother's wife, Gabe, has been she's one of the few people like her and my brother are probably the only people I know that have been on more cruises than I have.

371
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:04,710
And she says the same.

372
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,610
She loves celebrity.

373
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,010
She's been on a bunch of celebrity cruises.

374
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:08,610
She calls it a tie.

375
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:15,570
I think she edges celebrity ahead for food quality.

376
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,810
Now, I've never been on a celebrity cruise.

377
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:19,550
My brother swears by celebrity.

378
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:19,870
Okay.

379
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,050
But, and I think they're, they're a great cruise line too.

380
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,870
And all the reviews kind of reflect that.

381
00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:26,110
So there's all that stuff.

382
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:27,970
So generally it's a great experience.

383
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:35,690
Also, when you think a Disney cruise, I think a lot of people, especially single people think it's all you can imagine is screaming children.

384
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,410
That's why I started this whole conversation.

385
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:38,750
Yep.

386
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,850
No, not at all.

387
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:53,130
So the whole, the whole ship is laid out so that there are areas for families, areas for kids and areas that are adults only.

388
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:59,950
So there's a whole, the whole, usually the whole aft section of the ship is where the spa is.

389
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,490
No children allowed.

390
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:02,090
There's a pool.

391
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,730
So there's three pools, right?

392
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,330
There's the kiddie pool, the family pool, and the adults only pool.

393
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,050
There's, there's whole sections.

394
00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:10,210
So you can get away.

395
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:31,910
And if you want to be away from the kids, but for me being kind of a ridiculous hokey mess, the thing that I love seeing the kids, because you see, you don't just see kids and families, you see multi-generational families, you see kids with their parents, with grandparents, big groups.

396
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,610
And it's, it's like built for that.

397
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:34,970
Okay.

398
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,690
And the, the entertainment, if you like Disney stuff, the entertainment's really good.

399
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:42,110
They have themed, the themed restaurants.

400
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,590
This is going to be, this could be a commercial.

401
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:47,310
I was just going to say, we just, uh, we just went to a Disney theme.

402
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,150
I could do 30 minutes on the dining experience.

403
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,490
It's like, it's absolutely nuts.

404
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:56,950
So, so the thing that I was caught up in always was exactly what you just said.

405
00:16:57,010 --> 00:17:08,050
When the first thing I thought of when I hear Disney was children, why in the hell am I going to go into a cruise with all these kids running around?

406
00:17:08,869 --> 00:17:13,349
And, and again, I'm not a huge Disney person.

407
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:20,329
So to me, it's like, I understand if I wanted quality and I loved Disney, I'm like, Oh, that's the perfect place.

408
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:26,030
Let me look into it, but not, not really being a Disney kid at all, ever an adult.

409
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:33,910
That's like the last thing I think of, but it does make sense with the quality of food and rooms and all that stuff.

410
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:43,830
Even if you're not, even if you're not super into the Disney stuff, the quality, like the, every night there's a, a, like a Broadway style show in the theater.

411
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,990
It's always Disney theme.

412
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:47,930
So if you're like a Disney, Oh God, I can't stand it.

413
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,230
You're not going to be happy.

414
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:57,650
But I'd say if you are neutral or more in a Disney, and yeah, I remember too, now it's all Marvel and Star Wars too.

415
00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:00,650
So all those people, they have Marvel themed restaurants, Disney.

416
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,110
So you got everything going on now.

417
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,190
You got all kinds of IP.

418
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,890
They're playing all the movies all through the cruise.

419
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,230
They're playing all the Star Wars movies.

420
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:10,630
You should come.

421
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,250
We would have such a good time.

422
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:12,610
We are.

423
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,870
I am going on the cruise.

424
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:14,950
It's not Disney.

425
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:18,730
I have not been on a Royal Caribbean.

426
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,910
I heard that's all right.

427
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:20,130
Right.

428
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:20,670
They were okay.

429
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:21,610
I liked Royal Caribbean.

430
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:22,810
Princess was okay too.

431
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:36,530
The thing I didn't like is, and this is one of the things, again, that I think is a strength for Disney, the dining and a lot of ships, a lot of ships now have different dining experiences, but it used to be like one, mostly one main dining room.

432
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:37,270
That's where you have dinner.

433
00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:37,690
Yes.

434
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:42,850
But the, the big thing when I did the last time I did a princess cruise was anytime dining.

435
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:43,910
I've heard of that.

436
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:44,290
Right.

437
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:44,610
Yep.

438
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:49,630
And it sounds like a great idea because you don't always, I don't want to go to dinner at eight o'clock every night, six o'clock or seven o'clock.

439
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,110
It's always like two seatings.

440
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,470
Otherwise it sounds like a great idea, but you know what?

441
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:54,930
This is what you find out.

442
00:18:55,510 --> 00:19:00,350
Anytime dining is the same two times for everyone.

443
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:01,390
Right.

444
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:10,910
So instead of knowing you're going to show up at eight o'clock and have your same table, you show up and there's a line because everybody wanted, like you wanted to eat at five 45.

445
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:11,510
Gotcha.

446
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:11,990
Right.

447
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,610
Or whenever, whenever it is.

448
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,530
So it sucked.

449
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:23,190
The other thing that the other thing was not good about it was because of that system, the servers and all the waitstaff were on tip pooling.

450
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,230
So you would never see the same people twice.

451
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:33,090
And they had zero incentive to really go above and beyond because they will never see you again.

452
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:37,670
And they're going to get a percentage of, so it's never over the top, like you normal, where they just take, right.

453
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,950
Now with Disney, you're on rotational dining.

454
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:52,150
So they have three or four dining experiences that you rotate through, but you're always at the same time, but you're always at the same table in a different restaurant.

455
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,490
So if you're table 152, you're one for you too.

456
00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:56,530
And your servers go with you.

457
00:19:56,730 --> 00:20:02,430
Oh, so you have the same servers, the whole cruise nice experience by the second night.

458
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,390
They know I want my scotch.

459
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,870
They know like they're like, everything's there.

460
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:07,970
They know what you want.

461
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:08,850
They don't.

462
00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:12,670
And, and you get great, very, very, very good service.

463
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,690
Well, there you go, guys.

464
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,150
Uh, that's our, uh, segment of Disney.

465
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:16,550
Yep.

466
00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:17,110
You're welcome.

467
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,070
And they raise babies.

468
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,330
So that's the baby race.

469
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,470
I mean, that's among other things.

470
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:27,750
The other thing that's super cute is they have a thing called the Bibbidi-Bobbidi boutique course.

471
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,830
They do where the little girls get all dressed up.

472
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:39,150
And then the, this is another thing for people who want the experience of pictures with their kids, with the characters.

473
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:43,330
If you go to the parks, that's, that's very, that's, that's very hard to do.

474
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:43,650
Yes.

475
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:44,530
You're waiting in lines.

476
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:54,470
You're doing all that stuff on the ship after dinner and between the dinner seatings every night, there's a different set of characters, all always in a different outfit.

477
00:20:55,390 --> 00:21:03,770
And you just line up and get all the pictures you want with every, you can get, you can get a picture of your kid with every character over the course of a cruise.

478
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,150
Okay.

479
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,410
That makes sense.

480
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:09,810
I've always wanted to ask these people, why are you Disney people?

481
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:11,650
You have no kids or your kids are not grown.

482
00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:12,790
And I can understand when they're grown.

483
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:23,810
Cause Oh my God, we did this when they were little and memories, but like in your case, you guys had no kids, but I know how much you love Disney, but now it makes sense of the quality that you're going to get compared to other cruises.

484
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:26,570
And, um, so yeah, so that's, that's, that's a cool thing.

485
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,730
The only downside is how much it costs.

486
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:36,570
That's what I was going to say, unfortunately, or whatever the price is going to be obviously a little higher because you're going to get all those good qualities cruising.

487
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,230
It's not, it's not cheap and it never, it was always more expensive.

488
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:56,470
The thing that's really was a big, like the cruise that we just, we went on last May was an, we went on an Alaskan cruise with the way with the inflation that we've had and all that stuff, their prices stayed pretty stable.

489
00:21:56,610 --> 00:22:14,050
By the time we were back from that cruise, I looked at the next year, identical cruise at the S on the same ship out of the same port to the same ports on this, everything, same date, one year later, 30% more.

490
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,330
Oh, that's a chunk.

491
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:16,010
It's a lot more.

492
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:23,950
The seven night cruise that used to be like $3,600 maybe for two is now is now in the mid fives.

493
00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:27,170
And it was just, it just went from there to there.

494
00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:29,630
Just like it's another two grand.

495
00:22:29,770 --> 00:22:39,310
So for our listeners, if you put in gray hair, daycare, uh, in the pocket, in the, in the discount code, you'll get 0% on it and you'll get a error.

496
00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:40,310
Yeah.

497
00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:44,790
You'll get a stuffed animal towel delivered to your home.

498
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:46,070
The dog will stop wagging.

499
00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,210
You never, never know.

500
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:51,090
Yeah, no, you never, Disney could call us and go, you guys are spot on.

501
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:54,130
And the way that would be sells it.

502
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,830
I should say now that I just complained about the price, it's worth every penny.

503
00:22:58,270 --> 00:22:59,370
Well, you keep going.

504
00:22:59,590 --> 00:22:59,890
So please.

505
00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:00,190
Yup.

506
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:00,630
Yup.

507
00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:01,170
There it is.

508
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:02,230
So that's cool.

509
00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,110
It would be nice to be sponsored by something like that.

510
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:04,750
Wouldn't it?

511
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:04,990
Yeah.

512
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:10,150
Wouldn't it be nice podcast right on the, I'd be happy with an annual pass for the parks.

513
00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:11,010
Just give me that.

514
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,310
That would be it.

515
00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:12,890
Yeah.

516
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,110
So that's kind of neat.

517
00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:16,490
So I can see a lot of this in the future.

518
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:16,810
Oh yeah.

519
00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:22,440
We'll be out now that you have a baby now that we have a reason now that it's not creepy.

520
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,700
It'll be, yeah, it's gonna, we're looking forward to it.

521
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:27,540
I'm sure we'll probably be on a cruise together.

522
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,640
I'm sure that would be so much fun.

523
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:38,180
Honestly, the first time we ever had gone with anybody, when we did this Alaskan cruise, we went with Kelly's brother and his wife and it was fantastic.

524
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,300
We had a great time.

525
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:46,420
It was nice to have, it was nice to have somebody, we weren't always together all day, but we would go to the shows together and we would have dinner together.

526
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:49,920
I always say, when you go, and I think you feel the same way.

527
00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:56,860
I love going to vacations with group, a group of person, uh, with a couple, another couple, maybe three couple, whatever it is.

528
00:23:56,940 --> 00:24:03,440
And I always want to make sure everybody knows no one's going to get offended if we don't spending every second together.

529
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:08,940
That has to be, everybody has to be okay with like, we're not ignoring you.

530
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:09,800
You're good.

531
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,540
You understand?

532
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:17,280
Like when we want to go, we're going to have dinner, you know, me and my wife are going to have a by ourselves on a Tuesday and everybody's like, Oh, absolutely.

533
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:21,560
And I'm so glad everybody that we go with feel the same way.

534
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:31,340
My family, if it's the first time there should be a contract, there should be a, you are not allowed to be offended if I don't hate you.

535
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,880
If we don't have breakfast every morning together, this is not a personal condemnation.

536
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,200
Right.

537
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:36,480
Right.

538
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:36,760
Yeah.

539
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,700
Cause cause otherwise it's too hard, especially as the group gets bigger.

540
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:41,920
It's like herding cats.

541
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,700
Yeah, no, it's not.

542
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,740
Everybody doesn't want to go at the same pace.

543
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,380
Everybody doesn't want it.

544
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,720
Like that can be hard.

545
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,660
And we'll talk a little bit about that with, cause we were just on vacation.

546
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,380
Oh yeah.

547
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,540
I remember, and maybe you'll get into, yeah.

548
00:24:52,620 --> 00:25:03,240
I remember going to every year we would go to the shore and I would say that wild wood, New Jersey and every year it either got real big or sometimes you go and it's like only two families.

549
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:03,480
Right.

550
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:11,960
So I remember the first time when it really got big, we're talking aunts, uncles, cousins, second generation, everybody was there that year.

551
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:12,440
That's nice.

552
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,680
So it was, it was, it was really nice.

553
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,040
And I remember, and this is my own mother.

554
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:28,120
I remember when my wife and I would be like, Hey, we noticed that you guys go to the boardwalk when it's like seven 38 o'clock chaos.

555
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,680
We have children in like in strollers.

556
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,120
We don't do that.

557
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:32,880
We don't want to do that.

558
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,600
That's doesn't make sense to the children.

559
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:40,600
So while you guys are eating dinner, that's when we're going to go up there and my mother be like, we're all together.

560
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,100
Right.

561
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,440
We can't, we can't split.

562
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,800
What are they going to say?

563
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:47,140
What are the people going to say if you are not eating dinner with them?

564
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:52,760
They're going to think we're mad and you're, and I'm like, it's vacation.

565
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,200
Yeah.

566
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:53,680
It's okay.

567
00:25:53,740 --> 00:26:01,800
And, and, and I remember, I remember that being like in my, my wife, she's not in the, she wasn't just like, what are you talking about?

568
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,640
We're just going to go.

569
00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:03,040
Yeah.

570
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,520
If I, why are we, why are we offending your mother?

571
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:05,800
Yeah.

572
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:06,640
We still love you.

573
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,040
Yeah.

574
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:11,780
So I'm glad now that the people that we do go with, you have to have that.

575
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:15,980
I think once you have to have it, once you have it, once you've done it and it works, then you're okay.

576
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,580
Then everybody kind of gets into that.

577
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:18,780
Really?

578
00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:18,980
Yeah.

579
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:21,120
Like if we went, we wouldn't be a talked about.

580
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:21,560
Yeah.

581
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,960
We're never like, Oh, car.

582
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,040
I'm Tuesday.

583
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,820
I'm me and Kelly are going to do this.

584
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:28,380
Cool.

585
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:28,880
Yep.

586
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,900
You know, call us when you're done or we would see tomorrow.

587
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,620
We would have a great time if you came and we would have fun.

588
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:38,640
No, I'm sure this is going to be something happening without a doubt, without a doubt.

589
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:38,940
Yeah.

590
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:47,200
So now that we've meandered around for a little while, we will get into our first segment, the silver Fox mailbox.

591
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,360
All right.

592
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,860
So this time our communication came through TikTok.

593
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,200
Oh, nice.

594
00:26:54,380 --> 00:27:03,660
Now, since our last episode, since our last episode, people were teetering on the brink with the potential of TikTok being shut down.

595
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:07,020
And then Trump swooped in with an executive order.

596
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,740
And I think it's, it's still not settled.

597
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:20,600
It's a temporary, there's a temporary thing and with the idea that they will find some way to basically secure ownership to somebody other than the communist party in China.

598
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,640
So we'll see how that that's right.

599
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,320
China.

600
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,800
So yeah, so there were, but so we got this on TikTok.

601
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:28,020
Okay.

602
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:36,700
So TikTok in response to one of our little reels that we put out, Joanna Halpern commented, we had, we were talking about the baby helmets.

603
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,480
Oh yeah.

604
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,540
The shaping of the shape.

605
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:38,840
Yeah.

606
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:42,360
So she commented that they are cause those helmets are custom made.

607
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:46,960
I felt like I may have offended her because it was like, Oh God, I hope I didn't.

608
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,960
If you're listening, she just said, those helmets are very, are custom made and they're very expensive.

609
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:58,380
So I did a little research and they are in fact, I didn't think this qualified as I was wrong.

610
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:58,720
Right.

611
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,000
Cause we, this was, we could have a new segment called.

612
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,180
I was dismissive or disrespectful, care more about things, but I don't.

613
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:05,360
Yeah.

614
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:06,680
I said, yeah, try to care more.

615
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,480
But so it is called cranial arthosis.

616
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:14,240
They do it till they're about three months old.

617
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:19,780
It is not at all painful for the kid, but yeah, it's like, it can be, it can be a thing.

618
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:26,600
Mike, my question is, and of course you, you, everything's, you know, follow them, follow the money.

619
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,120
Why is it expensive?

620
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,760
Why is it, why is it expensive?

621
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:31,700
Yeah.

622
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,660
Cause it's insured.

623
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:33,560
Like people get insured.

624
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,100
I mean, why is it, it's a helmet.

625
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:37,580
I mean, it should.

626
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,860
Well, I think because it is I think, yeah, it is, but they are custom.

627
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:42,500
Okay.

628
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,060
Well, yeah, if your kid, if your kid needs a helmet to, you're going to pay that.

629
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:50,740
Well, and it's also, well, first of all, I think from an emotional standpoint, yeah.

630
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:57,560
If somebody says, well, you know, your kid could look like a sideshow or, or for $800, you can fix it.

631
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,280
You're going to be like, here's my money.

632
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:00,840
But also, yeah.

633
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:06,740
Like when you think about it, if your kid needs it, chances are his head is a shape that they need to have a custom thing for.

634
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:16,600
So yeah, I don't, I think it's, it is one of those things that you wonder, and I don't know if it's covered by insurance or not, or how that would work.

635
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,420
I bet you anything it's an elective thing.

636
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:21,640
And that everybody who they present it to, can you picture being the dad?

637
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:25,280
They'd be like, nah, I'll just, that would be my father.

638
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:26,480
He's like, I'll make a helmet.

639
00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:27,420
Yeah.

640
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:27,900
Oh yeah.

641
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:33,180
I'd be wearing a Buffalo bills helmet for sleep with this.

642
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:39,540
I remember watching my, he had dentures for years and years, and he had lost a tooth.

643
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,820
And it like a fallen out of his, his upper plate.

644
00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:47,760
And I come downstairs one morning and he's just using, gluing it back in with super glue.

645
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,060
He's like, I'm not going back to that dentist.

646
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:52,340
Yeah.

647
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:57,380
So yeah, I would have had a DIY helmet and be like, what's that?

648
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:57,960
It's so funny.

649
00:29:57,980 --> 00:30:02,640
You mentioned that every time I look at my father, there's a one less tooth in his mouth.

650
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,100
What are you doing with these things?

651
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,860
Where are these chiclets going?

652
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,560
I mean, I'm looking at him like, and he never mentions it.

653
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:13,480
And they talk to you like nothing's wrong with their mouth.

654
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,700
Do you not know you have three missing teeth?

655
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,460
This is what they were.

656
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,740
I mean, they're old enough where they didn't, yeah.

657
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:20,240
They didn't have any fluoride in the water.

658
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,000
My dad, now this was before I was born, but my, I think my sister is the one.

659
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,620
My sister Lucille told me this story.

660
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,520
I know it's true.

661
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,520
My dad had for years had trouble with this teeth.

662
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,500
And finally he just got sick of it.

663
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:41,440
And he went to a dentist and said, pull them, just pull out my teeth, pull them all out.

664
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,980
I heard that story more than I think it's that generation.

665
00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:45,160
And give me dentures.

666
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:45,800
Yeah, just fake them.

667
00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:49,260
And the doctor's like, I can't just pull them all out.

668
00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:50,700
He's like, well, how many can you pull?

669
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:55,280
He had them pull out all of his top teeth at once while he was at work.

670
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,440
He was like, he was just, he just went from work and came home one day from work.

671
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,860
And he jokingly came through the door like a boxer.

672
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:06,480
Like he got his teeth knocked out and he had pulled all of his stuff.

673
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:10,880
And then he went back like a couple of days later, all the rest, and then took the mold.

674
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:18,980
He had no teeth for weeks because they had to let the swelling and swelling go down so that he could then have the, have the molds made.

675
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,920
How funny is that?

676
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,060
Who does that?

677
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,040
Take them out, doc.

678
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:25,280
Just, just pull all of them here.

679
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,060
I'll pay cash.

680
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:27,600
It is amazing.

681
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,180
I say this as a joke, but it's so true.

682
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:37,120
Like, I couldn't imagine my father signing up to go to Planet Fitness because the tanning is free.

683
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:40,680
When he was 56.

684
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,120
Yeah, no, no, no, not, not gonna work.

685
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,760
And I say it without even shame.

686
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,700
Yeah, no.

687
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:47,240
Oh, yeah.

688
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,400
Oh, oh, you guys throw in the tanning.

689
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,660
Oh, that's great.

690
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,680
Cause then I can just cancel my other company.

691
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:53,860
No.

692
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,640
Can you imagine?

693
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,200
Could you imagine our parents?

694
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,760
No, my father would be like, what are you, what are you paying for?

695
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,360
What are you doing?

696
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,680
What exactly?

697
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:02,040
No.

698
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,220
So I got a free tanning machine.

699
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:04,840
It's the sun.

700
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,140
Yeah.

701
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:06,900
Go work outside.

702
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:07,420
Go outside.

703
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,100
Take your shirt off.

704
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:08,500
Cut the lawn.

705
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:10,800
You know, work in the garden.

706
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:15,380
And I sit there sometimes and I go, what happened to us?

707
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:17,680
What happened to us?

708
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:18,640
It is very different.

709
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,700
I mean, wow.

710
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,660
The thought, the vein, like you're going from pull my teeth doc.

711
00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:27,820
And I'm like, can I get a little tanner?

712
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,680
And I want some highlights in my hair.

713
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,240
Yeah.

714
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,380
Wouldn't that be nice?

715
00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:32,200
I can't go gray.

716
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,660
God, no.

717
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:33,200
God forbid.

718
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:33,940
Yeah.

719
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,100
No, that would be bad.

720
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:35,800
Oh God.

721
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:36,200
Yeah.

722
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,360
It's a, we're different than them.

723
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,080
And look in the kids are even more.

724
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,820
So the helmets, the helmets, we knew they were obviously important.

725
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:47,040
I mean, I don't think, I don't think I might be behind.

726
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,640
I think I said I needed one.

727
00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:49,660
I could be buying one.

728
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,340
You know, I could be buying one.

729
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:51,860
Yeah.

730
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,320
You never know in a little while.

731
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:53,960
You never know.

732
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:58,280
Cause I know we were talking about, um, sleeping on the, the head and the flap.

733
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,200
I have that.

734
00:32:59,280 --> 00:32:59,620
I know.

735
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,140
Oh yeah.

736
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,640
I absolutely have it.

737
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,540
Absolutely have.

738
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,120
I can feel it.

739
00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:04,620
I don't want to, I can't go bald.

740
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,960
I cannot, I'm going to have to have a patch of hair.

741
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,300
Even if I go anymore, lose any more hair, I have to have a circular.

742
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,100
Well, if it isn't that flat, you could really cut a piece of carpet right there.

743
00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:15,300
It'll be nice and easy to fix.

744
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,240
So, uh, I wish I did have that helmet.

745
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:17,840
Yeah.

746
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,160
Well, I don't know.

747
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,220
I think it is too late, but 1968 in Sicily, I don't think they had helmets.

748
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,040
No, they didn't.

749
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:24,840
Yeah, they did.

750
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:25,900
It was for another reason.

751
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,300
Yeah.

752
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,460
But so that was, so join a helper and thank you for that.

753
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:38,740
And then we did have also a comment because there was one video that we were talking about the fact that I worked at friendlies and that's kind of how I met you.

754
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:45,580
And one of our listeners, Lori exclaimed that she also worked at friendly, not the Lori.

755
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,140
Yeah.

756
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:48,900
Lori are Lori Phil's Lori.

757
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:49,600
Yeah.

758
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:50,200
Yeah.

759
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,120
I did.

760
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:53,080
I remembered that afterwards.

761
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:53,560
Yeah.

762
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,920
She worked, I think she was the one.

763
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,020
Yeah, she listens.

764
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:00,120
Oh, cool.

765
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,860
Hi, right.

766
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:04,040
I think James should.

767
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:04,360
Yeah.

768
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:04,940
Right.

769
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:05,700
Or it was a team.

770
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:05,980
Yeah.

771
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:06,440
Yeah.

772
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,980
I think so either way, either way you could, you could sell us out.

773
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:10,520
We were wrong.

774
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:13,520
If that wasn't the one I was in the one in Manitoba, Manitoba.

775
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,260
That's the one I went to.

776
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:15,920
That's the only one.

777
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,120
I don't want to cross you from Kramer.

778
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:18,580
Yep.

779
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,400
Yeah, that's right.

780
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,620
Cause you were working at Kramer.

781
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,219
That's right.

782
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:22,360
So that was it.

783
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:23,960
So that was silver Fox mailbox.

784
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,560
Any, any, uh, any interesting stories or comments?

785
00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:28,320
We love doing that.

786
00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:28,800
We do.

787
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:30,260
Now we're going to do one.

788
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:32,239
We have not done in four weeks.

789
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,219
We're going to move on to check please.

790
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:39,679
So it's been four weeks.

791
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:40,940
Let's get our math on.

792
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:49,780
And we are, we were at $1,401 and 95 cents.

793
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:53,800
So 1,400, 1,400, 1,400, four weeks ago.

794
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,679
Four weeks.

795
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:59,680
And you, if you want to ask for clues, I love, I love the guess.

796
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,000
Sure.

797
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,220
Yeah.

798
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:00,620
We will go.

799
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:02,140
So where do you think we are?

800
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:11,000
So a month ago, 1,400 month ago, 14, um, any purchases on furniture yet for the baby or the room?

801
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,360
That's what you always go there first because that's expensive.

802
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,060
Yes.

803
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:18,000
Any paints of the room bought?

804
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,300
No, no paint.

805
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,800
Cause paint could be expensive.

806
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,040
Clothing for the baby.

807
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:27,880
Oh, we've been accumulating a lot of that through shower and gifts.

808
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,260
So gifts, not more.

809
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:37,740
Nothing on the, I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you a freebie and say it is only furniture.

810
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,020
I was going to be my next ask question.

811
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:41,840
Is it only furniture?

812
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:42,600
Okay.

813
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,960
So I'm going to give you another clue.

814
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:45,640
Oh my God.

815
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,940
It's only one item of furniture.

816
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,370
One item.

817
00:35:52,490 --> 00:35:54,930
Is this furniture custom made?

818
00:35:55,670 --> 00:36:02,450
It is not because we realized custom made stuff are a little more expensive than just going to the store and purchase.

819
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,870
I could have called Phil and had him make something.

820
00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:10,910
I'm going to say, because you've been talking about this really expensive stroller thing.

821
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:15,330
I don't know if that's furniture or would that be for, that'd be my last question.

822
00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:16,890
Would that be furniture?

823
00:36:17,150 --> 00:36:17,430
What?

824
00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:20,570
That expensive stroller baby you've been talking about?

825
00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:21,670
A stroller would not be.

826
00:36:21,850 --> 00:36:22,050
Okay.

827
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:22,650
So it's not that.

828
00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:24,370
So it's going to be a sleeping thing.

829
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:30,410
I'm going to say the new total because I always under, I'm very underwhelming.

830
00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:32,950
You have missed a couple of times and you're usually under.

831
00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:33,470
Very under.

832
00:36:33,770 --> 00:36:34,450
So I'm going to go over.

833
00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:37,050
I'm going to say right now, I'm just going to say it.

834
00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:38,630
I'm going a thousand dollars more.

835
00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:39,930
I'm going to go 2,400.

836
00:36:40,190 --> 00:36:40,710
2,400.

837
00:36:41,290 --> 00:36:46,510
So if we were playing prices, right rules, you would not, you would not be over.

838
00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:46,970
Okay.

839
00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:53,590
Uh, but you are under 3,077.17. So let me explain.

840
00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:57,190
3,000.

841
00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:58,890
No, not another 3,000 total.

842
00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:03,290
So we went up, we went up about 1,660 bucks.

843
00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:06,770
So, so here's the, here's where we are.

844
00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:07,550
Explain yourself.

845
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:12,150
The thing you were talking about was not a stroller, but I've been talking about a bassinet.

846
00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:12,890
Bassinet.

847
00:37:13,270 --> 00:37:14,450
That's what it was called.

848
00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:15,430
The snoo.

849
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:16,710
That's what it was.

850
00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:17,770
I, okay.

851
00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:18,390
Apparently.

852
00:37:18,650 --> 00:37:25,050
So the snoo very fancy bassinet, the very fancy bassinet had some availability issues.

853
00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:26,410
Of course it did.

854
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:31,510
So of course there is a even more expensive thing called a cradle wise.

855
00:37:31,690 --> 00:37:33,010
So the cradle wise.

856
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:34,810
So that's a step higher than the snoo?

857
00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:35,550
Yes.

858
00:37:35,730 --> 00:37:39,710
Now some, there are some things that made me feel a little better.

859
00:37:39,950 --> 00:37:47,870
So the, the snoo is a bassinet and is supposedly only viable for six months.

860
00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:48,350
Okay.

861
00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:48,870
Okay.

862
00:37:49,150 --> 00:37:54,890
The cradle wise is a bassinet that transforms into a cradle.

863
00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:57,610
Basically you can use it for up to two years.

864
00:37:57,770 --> 00:37:58,830
Oh, okay.

865
00:37:58,830 --> 00:37:59,210
Okay.

866
00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:04,690
So you get two years use out of it, but it's another $400 on top of it.

867
00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:08,910
But the cradle wise is a modern wonder of technology.

868
00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:10,230
This thing is amazing.

869
00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:11,130
What does it do?

870
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:12,670
So it does all kinds of fun things.

871
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:16,750
So that's, that's what made it was the cradle wise.

872
00:38:16,810 --> 00:38:17,070
Okay.

873
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,330
That's what made the jump.

874
00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:18,930
But good job.

875
00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:20,150
You were, you, you went heavy.

876
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,290
You just didn't go heavy enough.

877
00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:23,670
I thought, yeah, I thought a thousand dollars.

878
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:29,350
I kind of threw you off with, I should have said one item makes you immediately think, okay, one big item.

879
00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:31,470
But yeah, that's a lot, but no.

880
00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:38,290
So, but we'll talk more about the cradle wise on our next segment, which will be what just happened.

881
00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:41,390
So the change.

882
00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:45,750
So here's the change from the snoo to the cradle wise.

883
00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:49,830
The big first thing is, and this decision was made in the last week.

884
00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:50,270
Sure.

885
00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:52,650
There was availability issues with the snoo.

886
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,430
We start looking at other options.

887
00:38:54,430 --> 00:38:58,490
So the, the cradle wise you get to use until 24 months.

888
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,030
So you get a little bit more use out of it.

889
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:00,290
Gotcha.

890
00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:07,710
Second thing is it has a built in baby monitor video baby monitor.

891
00:39:08,110 --> 00:39:08,270
Good.

892
00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:08,750
Okay.

893
00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:12,950
Now it used, this is the way this thing works, which I think is fascinating.

894
00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:17,090
It watches the baby and listens to the baby.

895
00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:18,010
Okay.

896
00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:21,070
As the baby starts to stir.

897
00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:22,190
Okay.

898
00:39:22,390 --> 00:39:35,370
If the baby wakes up in the middle of the night before they even cry, the, the, the cradle wise monitor sees the movement and starts rocking the baby back to sleep.

899
00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:49,190
Now, instead of a rock rocking motion back and forth, it uses a up and down motion, much more like a parent that is kind of bouncing up and down as they walk around.

900
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:55,410
Does that now the snoo once the baby cries, it does that.

901
00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:59,450
This thing cuts the four to cry before it even starts to cry.

902
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:02,350
The little bouncy bounce, get them back to sleep.

903
00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:06,350
Now the snoo does that until it times out.

904
00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:07,790
So it has a timer.

905
00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:09,970
So once it starts, it just does it for a certain amount of time.

906
00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:10,970
Kid keeps crying.

907
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:11,890
It just goes well.

908
00:40:12,490 --> 00:40:16,230
The cradle wise watches and analyze.

909
00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:19,850
As soon as the kid starts to settle down, it stops.

910
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:21,030
This is scary.

911
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:29,530
It not only does that, so it shuts off when they say that it also, because it's watching the baby the whole time, there is an app on your phone.

912
00:40:30,030 --> 00:40:33,030
You can look, you can see the baby from anywhere in the world.

913
00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:35,610
You go online and there it is.

914
00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:43,090
You see, you can see the baby monitor, the camera, and it gives you sleep analytics, tells you how much sleep the baby's getting.

915
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:48,270
Like it's incredibly, it's, it really is like, it's like incredible, the stuff it does.

916
00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:54,630
So I just to let, just to let you viewers and listeners, Frank loves technology.

917
00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:58,310
I do loves, loves China.

918
00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:00,730
He loves technology.

919
00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:01,830
So this is right up here.

920
00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:09,490
I mean, if I had known about this before we ran into the trouble with the snoo, I probably would have been like, yeah, let's just get that.

921
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,790
Like it's, it's definitely cool enough.

922
00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:12,050
Right.

923
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:18,890
And again, I do look at it as if it's getting us more sleep and keeping the baby happy and sleeping.

924
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:26,490
So the bassinet turns into a, I guess a crib, small, a small crib.

925
00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:28,510
So it looks like a crib.

926
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,650
It looks like a cradle.

927
00:41:30,910 --> 00:41:32,950
So it goes like from a bassinet to a cradle.

928
00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:37,790
I guess I'm not picturing a cradle, how a cradle look like a cradle is like a small crib.

929
00:41:37,810 --> 00:41:38,090
Yeah.

930
00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:38,530
Yeah.

931
00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:39,030
Okay.

932
00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:40,450
Cause you have the size of the crib.

933
00:41:40,570 --> 00:41:43,310
That's where you put the one down so you can kneel over and baby.

934
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:44,490
It looks like that.

935
00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:45,290
It still would do that.

936
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:45,530
Yeah.

937
00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:45,870
Yeah.

938
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,150
It's like a light, it's like a blonde mahogany look.

939
00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:54,130
So you're going to save money or at least we'll sleep more like that's it.

940
00:41:54,130 --> 00:41:54,550
But yeah.

941
00:41:54,650 --> 00:41:58,530
And yeah, it would have, it eliminates kind of a step, right?

942
00:41:58,590 --> 00:42:01,650
I mean, another piece of furniture that you would end up buying.

943
00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:02,950
Yeah, absolutely.

944
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:19,430
So, uh, so yeah, so that was the, that was a decision that we kind of, we made, can't believe because my wife and I were talking about, um, the, the diaper genie and she's like, my God, that was at least 18 years ago from Nick.

945
00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:20,970
It has to be better.

946
00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:28,030
And I do remember she, she mentioned that I do remember even at the time of the, of, of back then, which was great.

947
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:31,310
You could still sense a little smell area.

948
00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:31,650
Sure.

949
00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:32,190
Right.

950
00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:47,330
So it has to be it has to be, this is one of those things that really, when we do whatever, if we do concoct a test, you're the one who's going to have to test it because as we have talked about a couple of times, I think I have zero sense of smell, no sense of smell.

951
00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:53,430
Um, but yeah, so I would think the technology has come along, but like with this thing, I, I, it's amazing.

952
00:42:53,510 --> 00:42:55,250
The technology is super cool.

953
00:42:55,350 --> 00:42:58,610
I mean, we were talking about last week, I think it was last week, the AI.

954
00:42:58,990 --> 00:42:59,390
Yeah.

955
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,510
Now that's going to be into everything.

956
00:43:01,670 --> 00:43:02,710
Who knows what that'll do.

957
00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:05,810
I mean, you're not even gonna need parents.

958
00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:09,730
The crib is going to be like, wash you change your diaper.

959
00:43:09,830 --> 00:43:11,190
Google's just going to tell you to leave.

960
00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:13,130
Like we got the kid just go away.

961
00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:13,710
It's so funny.

962
00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:17,650
But that, so that's going to be something that's going to be a need to check out.

963
00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:18,170
I love that.

964
00:43:18,230 --> 00:43:18,430
Yeah.

965
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,090
That's crazy.

966
00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:20,770
The bed moves.

967
00:43:20,930 --> 00:43:21,530
Oh yeah.

968
00:43:22,070 --> 00:43:35,230
Because that's what it is because I, I remember not me, but my cousin had a child that you could do anything and it didn't work unless you got in a car and drove around and drove around.

969
00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:35,690
Yep.

970
00:43:36,350 --> 00:43:36,950
That's funny.

971
00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:42,690
I mean, it was like they tried the last resort would be like, Oh my God, I don't want to get in the car.

972
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,550
It's where they would try everything and nothing worked.

973
00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:46,930
They were like, get in the car.

974
00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:47,550
Isn't that funny?

975
00:43:47,650 --> 00:43:48,610
And they have to drive around.

976
00:43:48,870 --> 00:44:05,470
I think that that is one thing that is not going to work because the few times, the couple of times we've taken longer drives, it's been, I don't think that's going to work because literally little Josie is, she likes, Oh gosh, so the car's not going to work.

977
00:44:05,670 --> 00:44:07,910
So let's, let's hope the cradle wise does.

978
00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:08,450
That's cool.

979
00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:09,090
That's cool.

980
00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:09,550
Yeah.

981
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:21,490
When you, I did not even expect that the putting the baby back because that's the whole thing is when they wake up, cause they will wake up and it's like, okay, how fast can you get them back to that movement?

982
00:44:21,770 --> 00:44:22,330
That's it.

983
00:44:22,450 --> 00:44:31,610
In the, in that knowing it before it starts crying and it has a bunch, and I know I'm probably not doing it justice because it also has all kinds of dryer.

984
00:44:33,790 --> 00:44:35,790
It has all kinds of things.

985
00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:41,690
You can set up whole routines to get the baby to sleep initially, not just to keep them asleep, but to get them to sleep.

986
00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,430
So yeah, so it should be good.

987
00:44:43,530 --> 00:44:44,810
We'll probably do a whole episode.

988
00:44:45,070 --> 00:44:45,630
Oh, I'm sure.

989
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:53,570
I remember the whole thing when they said, so there's two teams of this and the best team would be like, let the baby cry.

990
00:44:53,570 --> 00:44:55,470
But when they said, Oh yeah, you got it.

991
00:44:55,530 --> 00:45:00,030
They got to learn how to follow, how to follow a self, self, self soothe.

992
00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:06,030
And that's the worst part because you're hearing your baby crying and generally they're a little bit older.

993
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:12,970
Oh, it's going to rip it, but you can't go, you can't go.

994
00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:22,010
You got to let them cry it out and put them to sleep, but it's going to be, I used to tear me up because with Nick, I was more of a stay at home dad.

995
00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:27,730
So it killed me hearing it, but I'm like, I can't do this.

996
00:45:28,070 --> 00:45:31,450
I can't, you know, it's gotta be hard.

997
00:45:31,890 --> 00:45:34,070
It's gotta be, I'm sure it'll be very hard and it's interesting.

998
00:45:34,490 --> 00:45:40,350
I look at a lot of this stuff and there's all this, I honestly think is crap online about gentle parenting.

999
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:53,950
And when you listen to the people who are advocates of gentle parenting, they basically, their argument is the whole idea of self soothing is basically teaching your child pre-verbally that when they need help, there's no help coming.

1000
00:45:54,610 --> 00:45:59,170
That it's basically like, this is basically how, if you want to create a sociopath, do that.

1001
00:45:59,230 --> 00:45:59,670
Right.

1002
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:01,550
It's absolutely insane.

1003
00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:04,010
The how crazy they are about it.

1004
00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:04,470
Yeah.

1005
00:46:04,550 --> 00:46:04,830
I imagine.

1006
00:46:05,210 --> 00:46:09,290
All you have to do is just complain and someone's going to come running to you.

1007
00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:12,490
Or you could teach them that I'm always going to run and I'm going to always help you out.

1008
00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:15,190
If you fart too loud, I'm going to be right there.

1009
00:46:15,390 --> 00:46:17,490
Let me tell you, I, I, it's tough.

1010
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:23,250
It's tough to hear your child crying, but that moment that they figured it out.

1011
00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:23,550
Yeah.

1012
00:46:24,090 --> 00:46:25,010
Oh, okay.

1013
00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:27,130
This makes sense because they're going to get tired.

1014
00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:30,110
They're turning themselves up and they go lay down and they fall asleep.

1015
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:32,570
So, but, um, we'll get back to that.

1016
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,310
Yes, we will.

1017
00:46:33,550 --> 00:46:36,870
So, but so the, the rest of, of what just happened.

1018
00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:39,650
So we kind of made that determination while we were traveling.

1019
00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:41,810
So we were, we had talked about, we were going on vacation.

1020
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:42,110
Yeah.

1021
00:46:42,690 --> 00:46:46,170
So we left, we were going to West Palm beach.

1022
00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:54,910
We had a flight, we had to fly through JFK and we had kind of a, you know, fairly early, not, not crazy early flight.

1023
00:46:55,830 --> 00:46:58,650
And we get there and this is, this is how it starts.

1024
00:46:59,170 --> 00:47:01,670
We get there, we have one big bag, one little bag.

1025
00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:02,750
We're checking both bags.

1026
00:47:03,310 --> 00:47:03,410
Okay.

1027
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,710
The big bag, I was a little worried.

1028
00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:06,750
It felt a little heavy.

1029
00:47:07,510 --> 00:47:13,830
Put up on the scale, 73 pounds, 54 pounds, four pounds over.

1030
00:47:14,810 --> 00:47:18,750
And the woman looks at us and goes, and it's an additional $150.

1031
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:28,470
Now I'm thinking, okay, we could just open the thing up in the middle of the airport and pull things out and shove it into the other bag.

1032
00:47:28,730 --> 00:47:30,710
Cause the other bag, there's no way it's 50 pounds.

1033
00:47:32,030 --> 00:47:34,950
We had two bags, one 54 and I'm like, I'm like, no.

1034
00:47:35,030 --> 00:47:35,510
Okay, fine.

1035
00:47:35,570 --> 00:47:36,550
Here, give her the credit card.

1036
00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:37,770
150 bucks.

1037
00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:42,770
Then I put mine up and my bag that I paid the same amount as that.

1038
00:47:42,850 --> 00:47:46,490
It was like 40 bucks for each, but then another one 50 cause it's four pounds over.

1039
00:47:47,150 --> 00:47:49,650
And I put my bag up and it's 24 pounds.

1040
00:47:49,730 --> 00:47:50,270
Oh God.

1041
00:47:50,390 --> 00:47:53,410
And I look, I look at the woman, I'm like, so you owe me like $1,200.

1042
00:47:53,410 --> 00:47:59,570
Like what, what is, you know, and she just looks at me and I'm like, okay.

1043
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:13,210
But yeah, so combined weight, 78 pounds, I would be allowed a hundred, but because one of them is 54, I had to pay an additional $150 that that's the kickoff of my travel.

1044
00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:14,450
But anyway, go ahead.

1045
00:48:15,150 --> 00:48:16,350
Give me your, why?

1046
00:48:16,530 --> 00:48:17,450
I know you.

1047
00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:18,050
Yes.

1048
00:48:18,150 --> 00:48:20,950
Why didn't you stop and go one second, please.

1049
00:48:20,950 --> 00:48:21,630
Right.

1050
00:48:22,090 --> 00:48:25,970
Let me take these shoes or whatever you have and pop them in here.

1051
00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:28,050
Cause I've seen many people do this.

1052
00:48:28,210 --> 00:48:29,030
I've done this.

1053
00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:29,310
Yeah.

1054
00:48:30,070 --> 00:48:32,110
Because you just didn't want to deal with it.

1055
00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:33,390
I just didn't want to deal with it.

1056
00:48:33,470 --> 00:48:34,570
And I was just like, whatever.

1057
00:48:34,810 --> 00:48:35,250
Second question.

1058
00:48:35,410 --> 00:48:37,230
Don't you weigh these things at home?

1059
00:48:37,230 --> 00:48:41,030
No, I've never had an over overweight bag.

1060
00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:43,350
I always, I usually can ballpark it.

1061
00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:44,270
We weigh all of our stuff.

1062
00:48:44,830 --> 00:48:45,970
Next time probably will.

1063
00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,650
And I did better on the way back.

1064
00:48:47,670 --> 00:48:48,170
I'll say that.

1065
00:48:48,350 --> 00:48:49,950
But so we do that.

1066
00:48:50,150 --> 00:48:51,210
So that started off with a shit.

1067
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:51,890
It starts off there.

1068
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:52,990
Yeah.

1069
00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:53,430
Okay.

1070
00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:54,870
We get, we get our stuff.

1071
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,630
We get, go through security.

1072
00:48:57,070 --> 00:49:00,030
We get to our gate and we're, you know, who cares?

1073
00:49:00,630 --> 00:49:02,670
Then they get on, they come on the announcement.

1074
00:49:03,050 --> 00:49:08,910
Uh, well, uh, there's going to be a delay, but we should be no more than 30, 45 minutes.

1075
00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:13,010
And there's, I see a guy in a uniform.

1076
00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:14,970
Looks like he's a pot.

1077
00:49:15,070 --> 00:49:16,090
Maybe he's a pilot.

1078
00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:26,010
So, and I'm listening to him and it's, I'm getting the impression that somebody didn't charge, like the batteries on the plane are dead overnight.

1079
00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:26,270
Now.

1080
00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:34,650
So this was, this plane came in from, I think Chicago the night before and has been sitting there overnight and it's super cold.

1081
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:36,190
Weather's been cold.

1082
00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:37,750
So that's it.

1083
00:49:37,810 --> 00:49:39,230
Oh, the battery's charging.

1084
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:43,430
And then they delayed again and then they delayed again.

1085
00:49:43,810 --> 00:49:54,850
And then I strike up a conversation with this guy and this guy happens to be the co-pilot and he's also the co-pilot on our next flight from JFK to Palm beach.

1086
00:49:54,970 --> 00:49:56,610
So you're connecting, he's still going to be there.

1087
00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:57,390
Uh, yeah.

1088
00:49:57,410 --> 00:50:00,410
And he's, so he's going to miss that flight if he doesn't get there.

1089
00:50:00,850 --> 00:50:02,730
And so I'm like, well, what are you going to do?

1090
00:50:02,730 --> 00:50:06,630
He's like, well, yeah, I think just a tight and you know, so really nice guy.

1091
00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:09,450
And the, but then finally it's, they delay it again.

1092
00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:11,290
And he says, you know what?

1093
00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:16,370
I'm going to go try and get on a flight on Delta and get down to get to JFK.

1094
00:50:16,770 --> 00:50:20,010
I don't know if you want to do that or not, but you might want to consider it.

1095
00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:21,770
And I'm like, I'm just like, you know what?

1096
00:50:21,790 --> 00:50:25,590
I looked at Kelly and we'll just hang out this morning.

1097
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:26,170
Still here.

1098
00:50:26,610 --> 00:50:26,970
Yeah.

1099
00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:30,170
It was like, I think our flight was supposed to be at like nine.

1100
00:50:30,170 --> 00:50:32,570
And by this time it's like approaching 10 30.

1101
00:50:32,890 --> 00:50:32,990
Okay.

1102
00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:34,270
So it's been a while.

1103
00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:36,590
It's been delayed a few times and then not great.

1104
00:50:36,710 --> 00:50:42,450
Then flight, then the, apparently the battery was another, the second battery won't charge flights canceled.

1105
00:50:42,890 --> 00:50:48,470
Ooh, everybody gets up and lines up to rebook.

1106
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:48,950
Okay.

1107
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,170
So Kelly's there.

1108
00:50:51,210 --> 00:50:52,450
I'm like, go find a seat.

1109
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:59,970
And I get in line and I'm on, I call the airline rather than just be in line.

1110
00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,770
Cause everybody just like, I'm like 30th in line.

1111
00:51:03,650 --> 00:51:21,270
And before we even lined up and when they were just getting delayed in this, in kind of in my peripheral vision, I see this girl, if you, there was a poster child for a broken idiot millennial, it's, it's her.

1112
00:51:21,590 --> 00:51:22,110
Okay.

1113
00:51:22,410 --> 00:51:33,330
And she's having a conversation panicked on the phone with some poor parent or guardian or who knows about how she they're, they're delaying it again and they're going to cancel it.

1114
00:51:33,410 --> 00:51:34,410
I just know when this is horrible.

1115
00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:34,990
I don't know.

1116
00:51:35,090 --> 00:51:38,930
Her whole life's going to end up in line behind this girl.

1117
00:51:39,070 --> 00:51:39,410
Of course.

1118
00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:40,710
It's fantastic.

1119
00:51:41,030 --> 00:51:46,390
So to give a picture, I would guess her, she's between 25 and 30 years old.

1120
00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:46,950
She's not a kid.

1121
00:51:47,630 --> 00:51:49,410
25, between 25 and 30.

1122
00:51:49,430 --> 00:51:49,770
She should know better.

1123
00:51:50,050 --> 00:51:50,150
Yeah.

1124
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:55,650
Short, clearly self-cut red hair in short pigtails.

1125
00:51:56,050 --> 00:52:11,190
One of those Stanley cup mugs covered in glitter with a flower straw, shiny green reflective shoes, just like a poster child for millennial nonsense.

1126
00:52:11,590 --> 00:52:12,070
Right.

1127
00:52:12,850 --> 00:52:18,670
Literally stomping her feet like a child yelling in.

1128
00:52:18,830 --> 00:52:22,270
She's the baby in the crib that her parents ran in and helped her when she was crying.

1129
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:23,010
Yep.

1130
00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:26,410
Yelling at whoever's on the other end of the phone.

1131
00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:27,490
Come fix this.

1132
00:52:27,630 --> 00:52:30,570
I can't, I don't want to like just losing her mind.

1133
00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:36,230
This is literally this is a hell.

1134
00:52:36,470 --> 00:52:38,330
And I'm thinking to myself, no, it's not honey.

1135
00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:41,510
You have no idea what life has in store for you.

1136
00:52:41,690 --> 00:52:45,170
You are in a nice warm airport in Syracuse, New York.

1137
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:45,510
Yeah.

1138
00:52:45,670 --> 00:52:46,870
You are not in hell.

1139
00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:47,290
No.

1140
00:52:47,650 --> 00:52:49,150
And, and well, it is.

1141
00:52:50,430 --> 00:52:51,190
It's close.

1142
00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:52,370
It's close, but you're not.

1143
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:55,570
So I'm behind this one the whole way.

1144
00:52:55,770 --> 00:53:02,530
Now I have already rebooked us on the next flight by the time we get to the front of the line.

1145
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:05,470
But I kind of, I'm invested now.

1146
00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:09,330
Cause I want to see what happens to this girl when she gets to her life.

1147
00:53:09,550 --> 00:53:11,270
Now I'm like, she's in yours.

1148
00:53:11,450 --> 00:53:12,270
Clearly I am.

1149
00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,490
I am looking, I'm paying attention.

1150
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:19,970
I see on her phone, whoever she's talking to the name that comes up is like Lord Voldemort.

1151
00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:25,230
Like it's not, I swear to God, it's like something that's just crazy nonsense.

1152
00:53:25,390 --> 00:53:29,230
Just a completely, just a completely ridiculous human being.

1153
00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:38,610
So we get up to the front and there's this nice young kid, probably in his early twenties taking care of one after another.

1154
00:53:38,730 --> 00:53:38,830
Yeah.

1155
00:53:38,830 --> 00:53:39,750
He's on a roll.

1156
00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:41,890
Nobody's going to New York, right?

1157
00:53:42,190 --> 00:53:43,890
They're going somewhere else.

1158
00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:45,350
So he's got to rebook everybody.

1159
00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,990
They're flying to JFK to go somewhere else.

1160
00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:49,790
So, and he's been doing a good job.

1161
00:53:49,870 --> 00:53:51,070
He's still looking chipper.

1162
00:53:51,290 --> 00:53:57,250
And he, then I see him look up and see this girl who is literally like crying, losing her mind.

1163
00:53:57,350 --> 00:53:58,970
He's like, and he was great.

1164
00:53:59,050 --> 00:54:01,170
He's like, you know, just, you know, come on up.

1165
00:54:01,290 --> 00:54:02,530
We're going to get you taken care of.

1166
00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:03,310
Don't worry.

1167
00:54:03,670 --> 00:54:05,770
You know, I'm going to say, let me see your ticket.

1168
00:54:05,950 --> 00:54:07,170
And he's gone.

1169
00:54:07,230 --> 00:54:13,850
And I can just see his face just dropping like, Oh, cause he has to tell her something.

1170
00:54:14,590 --> 00:54:16,030
Oh, this is not going to be pretty.

1171
00:54:16,410 --> 00:54:21,690
And he looks up and goes, I can't, there's, I haven't, there's nothing I can't.

1172
00:54:21,710 --> 00:54:22,950
She's trying to get to Chicago.

1173
00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:26,270
He's like, there's nothing, there's nothing we can do.

1174
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:27,890
I don't have anything.

1175
00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:29,530
There's no way for me to get you to Chicago.

1176
00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:38,570
And she's now like shaking and he's like, let me see, let me look, let me see if I can find something on another airline.

1177
00:54:38,810 --> 00:54:44,730
And again, you can just see, it's like if his face could have slid off, it would have.

1178
00:54:45,510 --> 00:54:46,650
And he's fine.

1179
00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:50,130
He's like, there's, there's nothing, there's no way for me to get you there today.

1180
00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:52,470
There's even, even on another airline.

1181
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:57,310
Well, what can I, can I, can I at least get a reason?

1182
00:54:57,390 --> 00:54:57,910
He's like, absolutely.

1183
00:54:58,150 --> 00:55:00,090
I'll be like, let me, let me see.

1184
00:55:00,190 --> 00:55:01,050
We'll get you a refund.

1185
00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:02,370
Get your refund.

1186
00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:03,050
He goes in.

1187
00:55:03,990 --> 00:55:04,390
Sorry.

1188
00:55:06,690 --> 00:55:10,410
Well, you, you, you, you paid for this flight with a voucher.

1189
00:55:10,770 --> 00:55:14,130
So I, I can't give you the refund.

1190
00:55:14,710 --> 00:55:16,350
And I'm just like, wow.

1191
00:55:16,990 --> 00:55:19,250
And, and she has to be another credit.

1192
00:55:19,590 --> 00:55:23,590
He's like, basically she had to go somewhere else to get this credit.

1193
00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:36,550
He's at the gate and he's like, so she, and she, to her credit, didn't like, she wasn't mean to the guy or anything, but just kind of wandered off in a puddle and she was gone.

1194
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:37,250
That sucks.

1195
00:55:37,330 --> 00:55:38,970
I mean, I understand that sucks.

1196
00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:40,550
Oh, that's a shitty thing.

1197
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:41,690
It's a shitty thing.

1198
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:49,790
But, but yeah, so then not, not a great travel experience, but also come on, you know, you'll be, you're going to, you're going to be okay.

1199
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:51,950
So I get up, I get it.

1200
00:55:51,990 --> 00:55:55,310
I'm like, first of all, I'm like, first of all, good job.

1201
00:55:55,330 --> 00:55:58,030
Like you handled that as well as anyone could possibly handle it.

1202
00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:04,090
And I only had one question, which was at this point, I'm like, I'm all, I already rebooked while we were online.

1203
00:56:05,010 --> 00:56:08,750
I just wanted to watch that happen.

1204
00:56:08,830 --> 00:56:09,710
I'm not even going anywhere.

1205
00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:14,230
I'm here for a, I'm like, yeah, this is just what I do for fun, complain, spy at the airport.

1206
00:56:15,390 --> 00:56:16,650
I know I didn't do that.

1207
00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:18,990
So I said, I just want to know what's going on with my bag.

1208
00:56:19,350 --> 00:56:20,590
Like I've rebooked.

1209
00:56:20,590 --> 00:56:25,070
And cause when I was, when I rebooked on the phone, I asked, I'm like, I checked a bag.

1210
00:56:25,290 --> 00:56:26,630
I'm pretty sure they've been loaded.

1211
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:27,970
I don't know what happened.

1212
00:56:28,050 --> 00:56:30,310
Like what's going to happen to my bag if, because you rebooked me.

1213
00:56:30,310 --> 00:56:34,550
And they said, we don't know check with the gate agent.

1214
00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:36,170
So I'm like, so they told me to ask you.

1215
00:56:36,470 --> 00:56:43,310
He said, Oh, you have to go back downstairs, back down through security and they will, they will retag your bag.

1216
00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:49,390
And I said, do I need to go get my bag and bring it to the, get to the, to the counter again?

1217
00:56:49,430 --> 00:56:50,330
He's like, I'm not sure.

1218
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,250
Go down and check at the counter down there.

1219
00:56:52,790 --> 00:56:53,150
Okay.

1220
00:56:53,230 --> 00:56:55,170
I said, well, look, I'll go downstairs.

1221
00:56:55,570 --> 00:56:57,210
I'll take her, but my wife's pregnant.

1222
00:56:58,050 --> 00:56:59,530
She doesn't have to go do this.

1223
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:00,210
Does she?

1224
00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:01,430
And he's like, Oh no, no, no.

1225
00:57:01,470 --> 00:57:08,770
Let me give you her boarding pass to the, if anybody gives you any hard time to tell them the supervisor up here said, okay, thank you.

1226
00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:13,570
So I go downstairs and there's still a huge line down there.

1227
00:57:13,910 --> 00:57:21,570
And the people in front of me in this line are the people that were in front of crazy Pippi Longstocking.

1228
00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:22,570
Pippi Longstockings.

1229
00:57:22,870 --> 00:57:26,350
And so immediately they turn around and we bond over her insanity.

1230
00:57:26,690 --> 00:57:27,570
That's so funny.

1231
00:57:27,590 --> 00:57:30,550
And we're, we're kind of, you know, we're kind of talking and laughing about it.

1232
00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:40,350
And then, but then I hear the girl now for anybody who has never, ever been to lovely Syracuse Hancock and internet international airport, just a kind of a big long.

1233
00:57:40,350 --> 00:57:40,690
Yeah.

1234
00:57:40,850 --> 00:57:41,310
Atrium.

1235
00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:42,370
Not a huge airport.

1236
00:57:42,610 --> 00:57:43,070
That echoes.

1237
00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:43,790
Sure.

1238
00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:56,790
She is now out there maybe 30 yards away from us openly heaving, sighing, crying on the phone with somebody just echoing through the terminal.

1239
00:57:56,790 --> 00:57:57,210
Yeah.

1240
00:57:57,210 --> 00:57:58,710
And I'm like, Oh man.

1241
00:57:59,110 --> 00:57:59,710
So I'm watching.

1242
00:57:59,890 --> 00:58:05,590
I try to get the, there's clearly a supervisor helping these people at the jet blue counter.

1243
00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:15,110
And I try to get his attention because I'm not confident we're, I'm afraid we're going to wait through this line and somebody is going to say, where's your bag?

1244
00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:15,970
Right.

1245
00:58:16,210 --> 00:58:21,250
And the people, and I asked the people in front of us and they're like, they, I think we're supposed to be here, but nobody knows.

1246
00:58:21,350 --> 00:58:24,270
So I'm like, Hey, I came down from the, Oh yeah.

1247
00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:24,430
Yeah.

1248
00:58:24,430 --> 00:58:25,450
Just that's, that's the line.

1249
00:58:25,510 --> 00:58:26,670
The guy clearly not even.

1250
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:26,850
Yeah.

1251
00:58:26,930 --> 00:58:28,550
He didn't want to hear what you're not paying attention to me.

1252
00:58:28,710 --> 00:58:29,730
Not a, so I'm watching.

1253
00:58:29,830 --> 00:58:34,810
Now I notice a few people ahead of us in line is a guy who was on our flight.

1254
00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,270
So you can see what he's going to go through.

1255
00:58:36,470 --> 00:58:37,670
And he has a bag.

1256
00:58:37,990 --> 00:58:38,310
Ooh.

1257
00:58:38,610 --> 00:58:43,850
And I'm like, Oh, so, and we've been waiting now for, Was it a carry on or was it a bigger luggage?

1258
00:58:43,990 --> 00:58:44,750
He had luggage.

1259
00:58:44,850 --> 00:58:45,170
Okay.

1260
00:58:45,270 --> 00:58:46,070
With a tag on.

1261
00:58:46,130 --> 00:58:46,710
This is interesting.

1262
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:50,490
So now I'm like, okay, maybe he went and got his bag.

1263
00:58:51,090 --> 00:58:52,150
Maybe we need to do that.

1264
00:58:52,150 --> 00:58:53,650
So I talk, I'm talking to my new friends.

1265
00:58:53,890 --> 00:58:55,750
I'm like, he's got a bag.

1266
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:58,570
Do you think maybe like, we don't know.

1267
00:58:59,050 --> 00:59:00,330
And I'm like, okay.

1268
00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:06,250
So now I just walk, I just walk up front to the, to the counter.

1269
00:59:06,590 --> 00:59:08,470
You said 20, my bag before I sit here.

1270
00:59:08,650 --> 00:59:10,610
And I see, I see a girl that I walk up.

1271
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:14,470
I'm like, Hey, look, we're from the flight to JFK that got canceled.

1272
00:59:14,570 --> 00:59:16,450
I'm with other people in line.

1273
00:59:16,790 --> 00:59:18,550
We were told to come down here.

1274
00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:21,570
Do we go get our bag or not?

1275
00:59:22,050 --> 00:59:24,430
And, and they're like, Oh, what's your name?

1276
00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:26,150
They put it into a thing.

1277
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:27,430
They're like, Oh, I'll take care of it.

1278
00:59:28,110 --> 00:59:28,470
Okay.

1279
00:59:28,590 --> 00:59:29,150
No problem.

1280
00:59:29,490 --> 00:59:33,290
Then the supervisor from upstairs appears from behind the counter.

1281
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:33,850
Jesus.

1282
00:59:34,030 --> 00:59:36,550
And she's, and I see her and she's like, don't worry.

1283
00:59:36,610 --> 00:59:38,310
I'll make sure your bag gets tagged.

1284
00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:42,790
But now I feel bad because the people who were in front of me in line that weren't bold enough to come.

1285
00:59:43,090 --> 00:59:44,050
The ones you made friends with.

1286
00:59:44,170 --> 00:59:44,370
Yeah.

1287
00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:46,170
So I'm like, well, those people are waiting to come.

1288
00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:46,990
They're doing the same thing.

1289
00:59:47,070 --> 00:59:48,630
And they're like, just have them come up.

1290
00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:49,670
So I'm like, come on up.

1291
00:59:49,970 --> 00:59:51,650
So they're like, Oh, thank you so much.

1292
00:59:51,690 --> 00:59:52,710
They were very happy.

1293
00:59:52,950 --> 00:59:54,050
So I get them up.

1294
00:59:54,170 --> 00:59:54,470
Thank you.

1295
00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:57,690
I know they already dealt with her.

1296
00:59:58,010 --> 00:59:58,110
Yeah.

1297
00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:59,910
They're who knows what they're going to do with her.

1298
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,510
So anyway, they get their thing taken out.

1299
01:00:02,830 --> 01:00:05,410
We go up and then they give us, they gave us vouchers for lunch.

1300
01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:09,130
I mean, they tried to do what they could, but that's a rough start.

1301
01:00:09,230 --> 01:00:10,930
It was a great, that was not a great, not a great start.

1302
01:00:11,530 --> 01:00:14,210
Then we get this blew my mind.

1303
01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,730
Then we get to JFK.

1304
01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:17,970
Now we got to JFK so late.

1305
01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:18,690
You missed.

1306
01:00:18,690 --> 01:00:20,110
We missed our connecting flight.

1307
01:00:20,410 --> 01:00:26,350
So now we got to wait until a later one supposed to be at 8 30 PM PM.

1308
01:00:26,510 --> 01:00:28,550
We were supposed to get to Palm beach at like four 30.

1309
01:00:28,690 --> 01:00:31,030
Now we're leaving JFK and he just missed a whole day.

1310
01:00:31,090 --> 01:00:32,650
We're going to get in at 10 30.

1311
01:00:33,050 --> 01:00:34,930
I'm like, okay, look, it is what it is.

1312
01:00:35,850 --> 01:00:36,630
We're hanging out.

1313
01:00:36,650 --> 01:00:41,630
And we're also in jet blue terminal, like terminal four and JFK is like the shitty one.

1314
01:00:41,650 --> 01:00:42,330
There's no lounge.

1315
01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:44,410
It's, it's the J it's the terminal.

1316
01:00:45,310 --> 01:00:48,630
There's like a food court and so nothing.

1317
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:50,050
So we're hanging out.

1318
01:00:50,110 --> 01:00:51,730
Then I'm watching and our flight.

1319
01:00:51,890 --> 01:00:52,810
Now it gets pushed.

1320
01:00:52,970 --> 01:00:56,870
It's about, it's about, we should be boarding at like eight, eight 30.

1321
01:00:57,550 --> 01:01:02,050
It's eight o'clock now it says, oh no, you're, you're boarding at nine.

1322
01:01:02,150 --> 01:01:02,870
And I'm like, oh no.

1323
01:01:03,170 --> 01:01:04,290
Then we're boarding at nine 15.

1324
01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:06,530
Now it's five after eight.

1325
01:01:06,590 --> 01:01:07,850
And then all of a sudden it changes.

1326
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:08,990
We're boarding now.

1327
01:01:09,310 --> 01:01:13,130
And I'm like, okay, we get bored.

1328
01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:15,590
We're in the group a, we get boarded.

1329
01:01:15,650 --> 01:01:16,870
We're toward the front of the airplane.

1330
01:01:17,070 --> 01:01:18,390
Everybody gets boarded.

1331
01:01:18,390 --> 01:01:24,150
And I can see because we're up front, we can see the flight attendants are a little agitated one in particular.

1332
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:30,110
And I hear her talking to a gate agent and she's like, why, why did, why did they do this?

1333
01:01:30,170 --> 01:01:31,710
Why would we board these people?

1334
01:01:32,050 --> 01:01:37,310
And I, and I, and then I'm looking around and thinking, okay, there's no flight crew on this plane.

1335
01:01:37,950 --> 01:01:43,770
It's the flight attendants and nobody, the door to the cockpit, there's nobody in there, nobody.

1336
01:01:44,270 --> 01:01:48,990
And she's like, why would they board without, why would they board without a crew?

1337
01:01:49,070 --> 01:01:51,170
They should never board without a crew.

1338
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,210
And we're listening.

1339
01:01:52,330 --> 01:01:53,130
I'm trying to pay attention.

1340
01:01:53,270 --> 01:02:05,490
And apparently the story is the pilot for our plane was on property and, and the flight attendant says points out the window, three gates down is the flight he came in on.

1341
01:02:05,570 --> 01:02:10,050
So he flew in on that plane, but nobody knows where he is in the shitter.

1342
01:02:10,530 --> 01:02:13,050
So now people, now it's eight 15.

1343
01:02:13,170 --> 01:02:13,970
We're boarded.

1344
01:02:13,970 --> 01:02:14,910
It's eight 30.

1345
01:02:15,210 --> 01:02:18,590
And now it says, we're going to, we're not leaving until nine.

1346
01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:20,870
Now you're sitting in eight 45.

1347
01:02:20,950 --> 01:02:23,230
It says, we're not leaving until nine 15.

1348
01:02:23,230 --> 01:02:24,650
And people are coming up front.

1349
01:02:25,490 --> 01:02:30,650
And the, the poor flight attendants are like, you guys know more than us.

1350
01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:32,330
You're going to get updates from the app.

1351
01:02:32,590 --> 01:02:34,430
We don't, we don't know what's going on.

1352
01:02:34,470 --> 01:02:38,070
And they tell us the whole thing of he's supposedly on property.

1353
01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:39,970
The gate agent comes down.

1354
01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:41,050
Don't worry.

1355
01:02:41,410 --> 01:02:45,630
Shouldn't be more than another 15 minutes, a half hour time goes by.

1356
01:02:45,670 --> 01:02:48,410
Now it's nine, it's nine 30.

1357
01:02:49,010 --> 01:02:49,930
We're sitting there.

1358
01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:51,690
We've been on the plane for an hour and a half.

1359
01:02:52,410 --> 01:02:55,030
It's 30 degrees outside the jet ways.

1360
01:02:55,150 --> 01:03:05,010
Well, but now because they can't turn the heating and air conditioning system on in the plane, Oh no, it's, it's a full flight back of the plane.

1361
01:03:05,290 --> 01:03:06,250
93 degrees.

1362
01:03:06,430 --> 01:03:07,250
Oh my God.

1363
01:03:07,590 --> 01:03:09,270
People start coming up.

1364
01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:16,330
So saying you have to let us off the plane, but they won't let us back into the terminal because they closed the door.

1365
01:03:16,570 --> 01:03:17,490
They started.

1366
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:24,050
So now they say, okay, they start letting people in groups from the back of the plane.

1367
01:03:24,230 --> 01:03:24,810
Now we were fine.

1368
01:03:24,990 --> 01:03:30,810
Kelly still had on her winter coat because we're up front and the door to the cold jet way is open.

1369
01:03:30,870 --> 01:03:32,090
So it was fine for us.

1370
01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:38,610
But in the back, they're sending people in groups to rotating, to cool down on the jet way and then go back.

1371
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,050
So they're going from 93 degrees.

1372
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:41,090
Yeah.

1373
01:03:41,570 --> 01:03:45,090
And, and, but they were nice enough to give us plantain chips and water.

1374
01:03:45,090 --> 01:03:46,570
Thank God.

1375
01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:57,730
So at this point, then a, I was going to say an assistant pilot, uh, the co-pilot, the co-pilot shows up and starts turning shit on.

1376
01:03:57,790 --> 01:04:07,530
So then the, but he doesn't, there's no crew until a quarter to 10 and the flight and the pilot gets on at 10 o'clock.

1377
01:04:07,530 --> 01:04:09,630
We didn't take off until almost 10 30.

1378
01:04:10,190 --> 01:04:13,070
We were on the plane for over two hours.

1379
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:13,790
Wow.

1380
01:04:13,910 --> 01:04:14,810
Sitting at the gate.

1381
01:04:14,930 --> 01:04:16,750
What happened to the guy that was supposed to be?

1382
01:04:16,970 --> 01:04:21,310
And I think this is you, you, I would love to hear everyone's thoughts about this.

1383
01:04:21,430 --> 01:04:23,910
I think this is the most bullshit story I've ever heard.

1384
01:04:23,990 --> 01:04:24,430
Okay.

1385
01:04:25,330 --> 01:04:35,790
Supposedly the pilot on the other plane said one of the passengers of that plane took his suitcase Oh, and he went after them to try to get it.

1386
01:04:36,730 --> 01:04:38,350
Now I've been on overhead.

1387
01:04:38,550 --> 01:04:39,690
I've been on enough flights.

1388
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:42,210
Have you ever seen a pilot's suitcase?

1389
01:04:43,010 --> 01:04:45,510
It's always gotten like chart maps.

1390
01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:46,750
It's like a hard shell.

1391
01:04:46,870 --> 01:04:48,530
It never looks like, right.

1392
01:04:48,830 --> 01:04:50,030
Even they usually put it in.

1393
01:04:50,170 --> 01:04:51,950
It doesn't even look like a flight attendant's one.

1394
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:54,150
Like it's not a travel pro pro or a to me.

1395
01:04:54,410 --> 01:04:56,270
It's like a big clunky thing.

1396
01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:56,630
Yeah.

1397
01:04:56,810 --> 01:05:00,510
What are the odds that somebody is going to mistake that for theirs and take it?

1398
01:05:00,550 --> 01:05:00,790
Yeah.

1399
01:05:00,790 --> 01:05:03,350
So I think that was a complete BS story.

1400
01:05:03,930 --> 01:05:13,730
But regardless of whatever it was, we, yeah, we were on the, we got boarded at like eight Oh five and we didn't take off until 10 30 and we didn't get to Palm beach.

1401
01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:15,530
And then that's the other thing.

1402
01:05:15,570 --> 01:05:25,830
Once I realized before we even got on the plane, I realized we were going to get, we weren't going to get to Palm beach until after midnight and the car rental place closed at midnight.

1403
01:05:25,870 --> 01:05:26,490
Oh God.

1404
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:31,750
So I had no idea what we were really.

1405
01:05:32,210 --> 01:05:32,450
Yeah.

1406
01:05:32,630 --> 01:05:33,950
And poor Kelly.

1407
01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:41,010
I mean, you know, she's seven months pregnant and she was exhausted, but she was a trooper through the whole thing.

1408
01:05:41,430 --> 01:05:42,710
And we get there.

1409
01:05:42,810 --> 01:05:46,650
I just called, you know, called an Uber and we got it.

1410
01:05:46,690 --> 01:05:51,590
Luckily, you know, got our bags and got in and we were playing, the place we're staying at was very, very close.

1411
01:05:52,050 --> 01:05:56,330
So it was like a 10 minute drive and we were at the VRBO where we stayed.

1412
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,630
So it was a little, you lose a whole day.

1413
01:05:59,850 --> 01:06:02,010
I mean, it's one thing to say, you know what?

1414
01:06:02,510 --> 01:06:05,030
It's a travel day, but we'll get there for, or we'll get there three.

1415
01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:06,530
We can enjoy dinner.

1416
01:06:06,690 --> 01:06:07,690
We can relax.

1417
01:06:07,790 --> 01:06:11,730
And then you go from that, which is you're already going on, you know, it's a half a day.

1418
01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:13,610
Now you're the whole day's gone.

1419
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,250
And you've been just sitting around.

1420
01:06:15,470 --> 01:06:16,390
And for us, we're old.

1421
01:06:17,210 --> 01:06:18,450
We're in bed by nine 30.

1422
01:06:18,810 --> 01:06:31,310
I can't remember the last time I was, I was in bed earlier on New Year's Eve, the two 30, the more like I'm 30 in the morning, roaming around the airport at two 30 in the morning, like a zombie looking for an Uber driver.

1423
01:06:31,370 --> 01:06:32,290
Are you Omar?

1424
01:06:33,510 --> 01:06:35,590
That's tough to travel part about it.

1425
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:39,050
And, and all I could say is to bring it back to what we do.

1426
01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:41,330
Could you imagine doing that with a child?

1427
01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:43,870
Cause there's people, of course, you're going to Florida, right?

1428
01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:44,490
You're going to Florida.

1429
01:06:44,590 --> 01:06:45,150
There's going to be kids.

1430
01:06:45,310 --> 01:06:51,690
There were people on that flight with little kids and thank goodness there weren't any screamers or any of that stuff.

1431
01:06:52,090 --> 01:06:52,310
Yeah.

1432
01:06:52,350 --> 01:06:53,290
But no, that would be horrible.

1433
01:06:53,650 --> 01:06:56,270
Imagine because that happens all the time.

1434
01:06:56,630 --> 01:07:02,670
And I can remember going to Florida when our kids were younger and I, you know, we've been lucky.

1435
01:07:02,790 --> 01:07:09,570
We've never went into that situation, but it would be, yeah, it just ruins everything.

1436
01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:11,870
And it feels like there's nothing you can do.

1437
01:07:11,930 --> 01:07:15,330
There's nothing I can't even get off.

1438
01:07:15,530 --> 01:07:24,130
This is one of the things that I do think Kelly and I talked about it at length cause we had a lot of time that I was amazed.

1439
01:07:24,230 --> 01:07:31,410
I literally was, I was consciously like, I can't believe I am not losing my mind.

1440
01:07:31,670 --> 01:07:34,890
I am much more calm than I used to be.

1441
01:07:34,890 --> 01:07:41,510
And I attribute it entirely to the whole conversation that you you're giving in my mind.

1442
01:07:41,570 --> 01:07:48,130
I was thinking, where is the, where Frank's manager or CEO Frank, where is he snapping?

1443
01:07:48,410 --> 01:07:48,530
No.

1444
01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:50,270
What part of that is coming out?

1445
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,250
Where is it?

1446
01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,490
I expect it right here.

1447
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:54,590
It didn't come out.

1448
01:07:54,790 --> 01:07:56,930
So something has obviously changed.

1449
01:07:57,210 --> 01:07:58,090
Yeah, seriously.

1450
01:07:58,270 --> 01:07:59,870
It was, it was good.

1451
01:08:00,010 --> 01:08:06,350
I thought, yeah, I thought I literally was like, yeah, it was the most, the most direct thing I said to anybody.

1452
01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:13,970
I, the whole thing was when they finally got us in the air and the girl who was, there was one flight attendant on the flight where we kept getting delayed.

1453
01:08:14,570 --> 01:08:19,590
That was the only one that was really, truly advocating for the, for the people on the plane.

1454
01:08:19,770 --> 01:08:20,069
Nice.

1455
01:08:20,109 --> 01:08:21,130
She was trying really hard.

1456
01:08:21,410 --> 01:08:26,149
And when she came finally for a beverage service, I'm like, I just want to tell you, you are a superhero.

1457
01:08:26,529 --> 01:08:28,130
I'm like, you did such a good job.

1458
01:08:28,149 --> 01:08:31,390
And she's like, if I was a superhero, I wouldn't be on this flight.

1459
01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:47,010
And I was like, she was, she had a good sense of humor, but yeah, no, I was, I was astonished that my, that I wasn't losing my mind because that is, that is probably one of the easier places to lose your mind when stuff like that happens.

1460
01:08:47,010 --> 01:08:49,970
Cause you're already, you're already doing something that you don't want to do.

1461
01:08:50,029 --> 01:08:52,990
Wait and travel and security.

1462
01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:56,210
And I paid an extra $150 for four pounds.

1463
01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:57,189
And, but right.

1464
01:08:57,229 --> 01:09:11,870
I mean, the food sucks because I have to, is it is a subway or do I eat a crappy $16 slice of pizza or, you know, so everything is, and then, then you have that and then you go on and then like, like I said, then you have parents with kids, put that on top of that situation.

1465
01:09:12,029 --> 01:09:14,930
Then you have, Oh my God, my car rental is going to be closed.

1466
01:09:15,090 --> 01:09:15,710
Oh, I have.

1467
01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:16,850
Yeah.

1468
01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:19,790
It's it's not great, but that's good though.

1469
01:09:19,790 --> 01:09:25,790
That you noticed that you did not go that route because you're going to need that because you're gonna have a lot more with a child.

1470
01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:27,750
I was, I was happy that that's what it was, but it does.

1471
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:33,870
You lose a whole day and then you wake up, you still, it's not like you're going to then sleep until 10 30 the next day.

1472
01:09:33,910 --> 01:09:34,130
No.

1473
01:09:34,210 --> 01:09:40,850
So like for the two days, first two days we were there, we're catching up on you're trying to do as much as you can cause you lost.

1474
01:09:40,970 --> 01:09:41,229
Yeah.

1475
01:09:41,310 --> 01:09:42,649
Cause we lost time.

1476
01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:46,729
Now my brother at the same time, he's flying from Nashville.

1477
01:09:47,710 --> 01:09:49,609
Now our stuff was all stupidity.

1478
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:54,270
Their stuff was, there was all that awful weather in the South.

1479
01:09:54,410 --> 01:09:55,830
Atlanta was shut down, right?

1480
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:59,590
He had to fly from Nashville through Atlanta to Palm beach.

1481
01:10:00,290 --> 01:10:02,570
He thinking he was going to get ahead of it.

1482
01:10:02,630 --> 01:10:09,250
He thought I'm going to get on an earlier flight to try to get ahead of the weather, but he lives about 45 minutes, an hour from the airport.

1483
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:26,970
So he gets a hotel room at the airport a night before moves his flight up to the morning and then proceeds to spend the entire day at the Nashville airport with his wife waiting to be told you could try again tomorrow and then has to go back.

1484
01:10:27,110 --> 01:10:33,210
He spent two nights in a hotel in the city where he lives and then ended up getting there a day later.

1485
01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:35,950
So everybody was kind of, I felt so bad.

1486
01:10:36,210 --> 01:10:38,150
My, my sister and her husband were there.

1487
01:10:38,370 --> 01:10:40,050
They, cause he, they got ahead of it.

1488
01:10:40,070 --> 01:10:43,430
They were in DC and they saw what was going on with the weather.

1489
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:48,290
They got ahead of it and they also flew, they decided to fly to Fort Lauderdale and drive an hour.

1490
01:10:49,390 --> 01:10:55,770
But so they got like, but the one, the one fun thing on the, on the flight, they had movies, right?

1491
01:10:55,790 --> 01:11:00,410
So we're watching movies and, and Kelly's watching one of the Lord of the Rings movies.

1492
01:11:00,630 --> 01:11:00,790
Sure.

1493
01:11:00,930 --> 01:11:02,210
I've never, she loves those.

1494
01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:03,690
I've never, I've never watched them.

1495
01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:09,690
And uh, I know that red head that was crying probably watched a lot of that.

1496
01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:10,450
She probably, yes.

1497
01:11:10,530 --> 01:11:23,550
She probably has the little dialogue memorized, but at one point, you know, I got my headphones and I'm listening to something and Kelly, you know, kind of gets my attention and she has paused the movie and she's like, see this.

1498
01:11:23,670 --> 01:11:32,710
And there's a scene with, there's orcs and they're kind of like half underground and like moving around.

1499
01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:33,730
I see where this is going.

1500
01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:37,110
And, and she goes, this is what, that's just what it feels like.

1501
01:11:37,690 --> 01:11:39,670
And I said, this is fantastic.

1502
01:11:40,490 --> 01:11:42,170
And she said, well, why?

1503
01:11:42,270 --> 01:11:49,870
I'm like, now I'm literally going to be able to say, mommy used to call you a little orc and she's like, you can't say that.

1504
01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:52,210
I'm like, Oh, I'm going to, I'm like, this is it.

1505
01:11:52,310 --> 01:11:52,990
But that's her middle name.

1506
01:11:53,070 --> 01:11:54,130
Your mommy's little work.

1507
01:11:54,790 --> 01:11:57,250
So yeah, I got, I kind of got a kick out of that.

1508
01:11:57,390 --> 01:12:00,230
But anyway, all's well that ended while we got there.

1509
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:00,830
Very nice.

1510
01:12:01,870 --> 01:12:03,490
I'm telling you, I do it for a living.

1511
01:12:03,550 --> 01:12:04,310
You do it a lot.

1512
01:12:04,770 --> 01:12:05,730
It is tough.

1513
01:12:05,770 --> 01:12:13,410
It's one of my worst parts of my job, but it's so needed in our jobs that we're always on the road.

1514
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:21,330
And I'm telling you right now, as much as I hate being in a car, you feel like you have some kind of control.

1515
01:12:21,590 --> 01:12:23,330
I would rather, you know what I mean?

1516
01:12:23,510 --> 01:12:29,310
I know like I travel all over the, all over and I can't stand it.

1517
01:12:29,410 --> 01:12:42,030
But the worst thing I can tell you is when you have to travel and then the airport or the airlines or the whatever stops you from moving forward, you always think I should be in a car.

1518
01:12:42,390 --> 01:12:45,750
I, at least I know unless my car blows up, right.

1519
01:12:45,810 --> 01:12:47,170
I can continue driving.

1520
01:12:47,350 --> 01:12:48,950
My limit is five hours.

1521
01:12:49,050 --> 01:12:52,610
If I can drive, if I can drive it in five hours, I'll do it.

1522
01:12:52,690 --> 01:12:52,850
Yeah.

1523
01:12:52,890 --> 01:13:06,190
I would rather, because realistically, if you fly to New York from here, yeah, you're only 45 minutes in the air, but check-in check, checking in bag, whatever, going through security, all that stuff, you're in for four hours.

1524
01:13:06,610 --> 01:13:09,770
So I would much rather be in the car and be able to be on the phone and productive.

1525
01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:12,450
But yeah, no, it's, it's tough.

1526
01:13:12,870 --> 01:13:13,230
Yeah.

1527
01:13:13,350 --> 01:13:18,670
I just, it makes you, it makes you, it makes the whole process of let's go on vacation.

1528
01:13:19,210 --> 01:13:25,130
Every time I think of that whole, that airport and security, I try to make it as simple as possible.

1529
01:13:25,290 --> 01:13:29,470
I don't put anything on my carry on that they could even question.

1530
01:13:29,470 --> 01:13:32,430
It's like underwear, socks and two outfits.

1531
01:13:32,730 --> 01:13:33,910
And that's it.

1532
01:13:34,270 --> 01:13:35,110
I don't even know.

1533
01:13:35,190 --> 01:13:38,950
It's like maybe my, you know, whatever, some Tylenol, whatever thing.

1534
01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:40,490
And I don't wear a belt.

1535
01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:42,770
I don't wear, I don't want nothing happening.

1536
01:13:42,870 --> 01:13:43,630
Just get through it.

1537
01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:45,270
Cause I just can't stand it.

1538
01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:52,490
And then, and then you run into, even if you do the perfect things, you take that hotel, you go the night before I'm going to beat it.

1539
01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:54,350
And then you get there and go, Hey, guess what?

1540
01:13:54,450 --> 01:13:55,990
You're going to be here for two more days.

1541
01:13:56,030 --> 01:13:56,830
It doesn't matter.

1542
01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:01,270
And you just absolutely can't.

1543
01:14:01,390 --> 01:14:01,490
Yeah.

1544
01:14:01,610 --> 01:14:08,390
And I always, and to get back to the, to the theory of, I mean, to the podcast, we're doing this with kids.

1545
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:09,150
Yeah.

1546
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,850
People are doing this with kids.

1547
01:14:11,110 --> 01:14:20,650
And that's why when you end up seeing these people at the airport and they're just screaming at each other, they probably went through three, 13 hours before you even saw that.

1548
01:14:20,730 --> 01:14:21,110
Oh yeah.

1549
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,730
Father, mother freaking out.

1550
01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:25,650
Just getting the kid to the, to the airport.

1551
01:14:25,910 --> 01:14:26,350
Exactly.

1552
01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:29,690
No, that it, it's definitely, this has been a travel podcast.

1553
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:33,410
Yeah, it has been from Disney to the nice thing was it was good.

1554
01:14:33,530 --> 01:14:34,510
We had a good time when we were there.

1555
01:14:34,630 --> 01:14:35,290
The weather was nice.

1556
01:14:35,370 --> 01:14:36,910
Palm beach is very, very pretty.

1557
01:14:37,070 --> 01:14:45,870
We went to, we went to a very nice steakhouse called the Flagler flag, Flagler steakhouse.

1558
01:14:45,930 --> 01:14:46,890
Do you know who Flagler is?

1559
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:50,730
He was a cowboy that had a beef farm.

1560
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,030
No, no.

1561
01:14:52,170 --> 01:14:53,710
Flagler's big in Palm beach.

1562
01:14:54,410 --> 01:14:58,930
Flagler was the, and I don't remember his first name, but, and I didn't know, I didn't know this.

1563
01:14:59,010 --> 01:14:59,410
I looked it up.

1564
01:15:00,070 --> 01:15:02,910
Flagler was the, those, the founder of standard oil.

1565
01:15:03,130 --> 01:15:05,730
So he, he owns a bunch of stuff.

1566
01:15:06,630 --> 01:15:16,330
He was like the, uh, he was, uh, he owns a, there's a bunch of things like Flagler museum, Flagler all over Palm beach.

1567
01:15:16,530 --> 01:15:23,030
I think there's even a Flagler college somewhere in Florida, but this place called the Flagler steakhouse, very nice steakhouse.

1568
01:15:23,070 --> 01:15:23,510
We went there.

1569
01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:24,330
It was a great meal.

1570
01:15:24,930 --> 01:15:27,010
You see a bunch of people in Palm beach.

1571
01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:31,330
Obviously there's, you see never been, there's Ferraris everywhere.

1572
01:15:31,470 --> 01:15:37,350
I think my, my brother saw, they went to a shopping area like the Palm beach version of Rodeo drive.

1573
01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:37,770
Gotcha.

1574
01:15:38,150 --> 01:15:41,910
So a Bugatti Chiron, like all these cars, just crazy.

1575
01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:43,530
You would see every day in like Miami.

1576
01:15:43,710 --> 01:15:45,670
That's even Naples.

1577
01:15:46,110 --> 01:15:47,210
That's that kind of stuff.

1578
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:50,590
You see all kinds of people that you think they're clearly are rich.

1579
01:15:50,630 --> 01:15:53,830
But then at one point, Kelly's like, she kind of nudges me.

1580
01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:56,050
She goes, that's Kathie Lee Gifford.

1581
01:15:56,550 --> 01:15:58,530
And I'm like, I'm like, really?

1582
01:15:58,650 --> 01:16:02,230
And I'm trying to look and there's this woman and I'm like, it could be.

1583
01:16:02,330 --> 01:16:03,110
And then she turned it.

1584
01:16:03,170 --> 01:16:03,330
Yeah.

1585
01:16:03,410 --> 01:16:05,950
So we saw, we had a Kathie Lee Gifford sighting.

1586
01:16:06,190 --> 01:16:12,170
I desperately wanted to run over and say, I loved you on name that tune and make her feel a hundred years old.

1587
01:16:12,230 --> 01:16:17,690
You remember she was on name that, not even what she's famous for, but you're going to say Dave that she was one.

1588
01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:23,450
Well, that was, she was the girl who's saying all the songs on name that she did when we were little, like that was when we were kids.

1589
01:16:23,470 --> 01:16:23,650
Yeah.

1590
01:16:23,690 --> 01:16:28,330
I don't even, I honestly, I probably didn't remember that until you just said it at one point.

1591
01:16:28,330 --> 01:16:31,170
Cause they would always show up, but obviously Regis and Kelly.

1592
01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:31,670
Yeah.

1593
01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:38,070
Well, and she was also, she would do, she was the one who would do the commercials for the cruise line.

1594
01:16:38,630 --> 01:16:39,950
Was it, was it carnival?

1595
01:16:40,070 --> 01:16:41,130
I think the carnival, I believe.

1596
01:16:41,370 --> 01:16:42,270
Yeah, that was it.

1597
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:44,550
But yeah, so she was there, but she did not dine with us.

1598
01:16:44,570 --> 01:16:45,970
She's like almost 80.

1599
01:16:46,930 --> 01:16:48,290
She's gotta be in her seventies.

1600
01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:49,210
Oh yeah, absolutely.

1601
01:16:49,350 --> 01:16:50,850
Her husband was like 95.

1602
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:52,330
Frank Gifford.

1603
01:16:52,510 --> 01:16:52,650
Yeah.

1604
01:16:52,810 --> 01:16:53,010
Yeah.

1605
01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:53,650
Yeah.

1606
01:16:53,650 --> 01:16:54,810
And she was like 20 years younger.

1607
01:16:54,930 --> 01:16:55,050
Yeah.

1608
01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:55,690
She was a lot younger.

1609
01:16:56,030 --> 01:17:05,550
But so we had a little celebrity sighting and this was every time you go to a steakhouse, there's always one guy at least that looks like, like Mr. Howell from the Gilligan's Island.

1610
01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:07,190
Like the Ascot.

1611
01:17:07,370 --> 01:17:09,450
There's always one old, really rich guy.

1612
01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:10,050
Right, right, right.

1613
01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:11,530
This place, there were three.

1614
01:17:11,830 --> 01:17:14,250
I'm like, there's another, there's three Howells here.

1615
01:17:14,370 --> 01:17:17,950
That's so it was very clearly a very nice, I love a good steakhouse.

1616
01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:18,670
It was a great meal.

1617
01:17:19,110 --> 01:17:20,010
Great, great meal.

1618
01:17:20,070 --> 01:17:21,810
We had a good time and that was it.

1619
01:17:21,850 --> 01:17:29,250
And, and that was the other kind of good news thing with traveling, even with traveling and, and eating out a little bit more.

1620
01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:32,370
Kelly's blood sugar measurements were all good throughout the term.

1621
01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:34,090
So that's all gone well.

1622
01:17:34,110 --> 01:17:37,790
And that's kind of where we're at with what just happened.

1623
01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:38,510
That was our week.

1624
01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:39,450
That's a big travel.

1625
01:17:40,050 --> 01:17:48,930
My, I was thinking you were going to have problems with cause you paid, you paid that a hundred and something dollars more for the bags.

1626
01:17:49,090 --> 01:17:49,690
You bring it up.

1627
01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:52,030
I'm very proud of this on the way back.

1628
01:17:52,110 --> 01:17:56,370
So we're packing to come home and we bought some stuff while we're there.

1629
01:17:56,670 --> 01:17:57,070
Right.

1630
01:17:57,670 --> 01:18:01,130
And, and I'm thinking, okay, I'm not, they're not going to get me again.

1631
01:18:01,770 --> 01:18:04,250
So I packed my, I have a little kid.

1632
01:18:04,350 --> 01:18:07,510
It's a carry on size that I always take with me, but we check it anyway.

1633
01:18:07,890 --> 01:18:10,770
So I, this thing looked like it was about to explode.

1634
01:18:10,890 --> 01:18:13,090
I crammed as much as I could into my bag.

1635
01:18:13,170 --> 01:18:14,610
I'm like, so this one will be okay.

1636
01:18:15,050 --> 01:18:18,570
The what, what do you think the weight was on the big bag?

1637
01:18:19,130 --> 01:18:20,670
54 on the 50 pound limit.

1638
01:18:20,790 --> 01:18:21,950
That was 54.

1639
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,530
Again, I'm so bad at this.

1640
01:18:23,610 --> 01:18:29,890
You got it down to 49 pounds, 49.4. I was a half.

1641
01:18:29,970 --> 01:18:30,770
I was so proud.

1642
01:18:31,030 --> 01:18:31,990
I put it on there.

1643
01:18:32,610 --> 01:18:36,350
I back away and I was so excited and Kelly couldn't see the weight.

1644
01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:37,370
I'm like, guess what it is.

1645
01:18:38,430 --> 01:18:39,550
She's like, I don't know.

1646
01:18:39,810 --> 01:18:41,090
45, 49.

1647
01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:42,910
I'm going to tell you, I was so excited.

1648
01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:43,590
I'm going to take it.

1649
01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:45,870
This is like the number one thing in our house.

1650
01:18:45,990 --> 01:18:47,330
How much does it weigh?

1651
01:18:47,450 --> 01:18:49,970
How much does it weigh to scale?

1652
01:18:50,610 --> 01:18:51,550
It's always the thing.

1653
01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:52,830
Do you have a bag?

1654
01:18:53,070 --> 01:18:54,490
No, we have a scale.

1655
01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:58,110
We have a regular scale on the side and it's perfect.

1656
01:18:58,470 --> 01:19:07,210
It never, it's a digital scale and we put it on there and maybe we're off by 0.1, you know, zero five, nothing that's going to do anything.

1657
01:19:07,370 --> 01:19:07,470
Right.

1658
01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:10,370
But it's every time we go somewhere, get the scale.

1659
01:19:10,690 --> 01:19:12,150
I don't know how much, how much is the thing.

1660
01:19:17,370 --> 01:19:19,310
And you're getting your money's worth.

1661
01:19:19,590 --> 01:19:19,690
Right.

1662
01:19:19,790 --> 01:19:27,970
So I know, I know when we go to the airport, it could be off maybe a half a pound, maybe a pound and it's never at 49.

1663
01:19:28,350 --> 01:19:28,450
Right.

1664
01:19:28,450 --> 01:19:29,570
You walk up very confident.

1665
01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:30,070
You're good.

1666
01:19:30,190 --> 01:19:30,930
Very confident.

1667
01:19:31,090 --> 01:19:36,690
So my wife and I, last time we were somewhere, we went up front and we're always going on vacation.

1668
01:19:36,810 --> 01:19:38,190
It starts off very cheerful.

1669
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:39,370
Hey, good morning.

1670
01:19:39,550 --> 01:19:39,950
Right.

1671
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,890
Cause you haven't even gone through security yet.

1672
01:19:41,890 --> 01:19:42,970
You haven't gone through anything yet.

1673
01:19:43,110 --> 01:19:47,110
You still have that beautiful feeling of vacation and we're like, what's going on?

1674
01:19:47,190 --> 01:19:48,230
The guy was really nice.

1675
01:19:48,330 --> 01:19:49,210
Hey, what's going on guys?

1676
01:19:49,590 --> 01:19:49,950
IDs.

1677
01:19:51,770 --> 01:19:53,950
And he goes, just put that right up there.

1678
01:19:54,010 --> 01:19:55,090
I go, no problem.

1679
01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:58,870
Cause in my head, I know it's 38 pounds or whatever it was.

1680
01:19:58,970 --> 01:19:59,570
There's no tension.

1681
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:07,030
So we put it up there and we put my wife's out there and boom, you know, 36 pounds got you.

1682
01:20:07,090 --> 01:20:07,930
You can't get us.

1683
01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:09,190
And I put mine up there.

1684
01:20:09,290 --> 01:20:12,770
Mine was a little bit bigger but still was probably 40 pounds.

1685
01:20:13,170 --> 01:20:15,070
And I look, I put it on there.

1686
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:19,670
I see 40, 45, 50, 63.

1687
01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:22,810
I go, Oh my God, I'm freaking out.

1688
01:20:24,510 --> 01:20:30,730
And the guy has his foot on the way and him and my wife know, cause she caught it.

1689
01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:37,550
I'm looking, I'm looking not at his foot, but I'm looking at the scale digital number, right?

1690
01:20:37,550 --> 01:20:41,710
And I'm like 38, 45, 50, 63.

1691
01:20:41,910 --> 01:20:43,290
What the hell's going on here?

1692
01:20:45,810 --> 01:20:46,510
That's awesome.

1693
01:20:46,590 --> 01:20:53,770
So that was, that was, that was, it's nice when they're, it's nice when the people that are working along with you, they're having a little fun laughing.

1694
01:20:53,830 --> 01:20:55,190
He's like, Oh my God, your face.

1695
01:20:55,270 --> 01:20:56,250
I go, Oh my God.

1696
01:20:56,270 --> 01:20:59,250
I'm like, what the hell did we just do from the house?

1697
01:20:59,370 --> 01:21:01,230
Somebody stuffed a new bag.

1698
01:21:01,350 --> 01:21:01,950
That's funny.

1699
01:21:02,150 --> 01:21:02,530
So yeah.

1700
01:21:02,530 --> 01:21:03,730
So that happens as well.

1701
01:21:03,830 --> 01:21:11,910
But yes, you have to get in that point of, I mean, it's 104 pounds, 140, 150, 150 bucks.

1702
01:21:12,550 --> 01:21:13,470
It's criminal.

1703
01:21:13,890 --> 01:21:14,530
It's awful.

1704
01:21:14,790 --> 01:21:15,410
It really is.

1705
01:21:15,410 --> 01:21:18,430
It doesn't even creep up like 20 pounds every five pounds.

1706
01:21:18,530 --> 01:21:20,090
No, it's $155.

1707
01:21:20,350 --> 01:21:21,190
It's a pound over.

1708
01:21:21,290 --> 01:21:22,670
Well, yeah.

1709
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:23,110
Sorry.

1710
01:21:23,270 --> 01:21:23,650
Move it.

1711
01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:24,850
It's yeah.

1712
01:21:24,950 --> 01:21:26,330
It's, but you're a better man than me.

1713
01:21:26,470 --> 01:21:28,350
I would have stopped everything.

1714
01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:31,130
I don't know if that makes me better.

1715
01:21:31,310 --> 01:21:32,710
I think it makes me shy.

1716
01:21:33,170 --> 01:21:34,070
I'm like, sure.

1717
01:21:34,370 --> 01:21:36,910
I'm just going to root around in my underwear to figure out.

1718
01:21:37,010 --> 01:21:40,030
I would have said, yeah, I would have showed him like this.

1719
01:21:40,170 --> 01:21:41,430
See, it's got a hole.

1720
01:21:41,570 --> 01:21:44,670
It's like, it's like a, that, that, that joke.

1721
01:21:44,770 --> 01:21:45,410
I'm on a scalpel.

1722
01:21:46,010 --> 01:21:48,810
He says, Oh, you need to take out four pounds.

1723
01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:50,890
How much is four pounds?

1724
01:21:50,970 --> 01:21:51,370
I don't know.

1725
01:21:51,570 --> 01:21:51,970
Underwear.

1726
01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:52,850
Right.

1727
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:53,590
Four pounds.

1728
01:21:53,770 --> 01:21:54,170
What is it?

1729
01:21:54,270 --> 01:21:54,510
Yep.

1730
01:21:54,650 --> 01:21:54,850
Yeah.

1731
01:21:54,930 --> 01:21:56,330
So no, not experimenting.

1732
01:21:56,770 --> 01:21:56,970
Yeah.

1733
01:21:57,130 --> 01:21:57,990
But that's okay.

1734
01:21:58,630 --> 01:21:59,030
Yeah.

1735
01:21:59,370 --> 01:22:00,370
You won't do it again though.

1736
01:22:00,590 --> 01:22:00,890
Oh no.

1737
01:22:00,890 --> 01:22:06,010
I'll never, I, like I said, most of the time it's never been a problem, but it's okay.

1738
01:22:06,090 --> 01:22:08,290
Especially when the other one's like 28 pounds.

1739
01:22:08,470 --> 01:22:10,650
Oh, that's what made me, that's the part that killed me.

1740
01:22:11,550 --> 01:22:11,650
Yeah.

1741
01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:15,450
I like come and just scrap them together and been telling me how much they weigh.

1742
01:22:16,010 --> 01:22:20,170
So anyway, it is what it is, but this was a different podcast.

1743
01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:21,130
It was a little bit different.

1744
01:22:21,230 --> 01:22:22,470
We will vacation week.

1745
01:22:22,570 --> 01:22:22,930
Yeah.

1746
01:22:22,950 --> 01:22:26,810
Makes it a little different, but, and, and soon you'll be doing all this with a child.

1747
01:22:27,390 --> 01:22:29,330
So this is a plea to you, Disney.

1748
01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:35,190
We could, I mean, you already have a guy who's speaking so highly about your company.

1749
01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:36,470
I am 40.

1750
01:22:36,670 --> 01:22:37,550
You even give them a dime.

1751
01:22:37,910 --> 01:22:38,030
Play.

1752
01:22:38,210 --> 01:22:40,590
I am a platinum cast away club member.

1753
01:22:41,910 --> 01:22:42,570
That's it.

1754
01:22:42,650 --> 01:22:50,790
Well, if they want to give things our way, I could become a Disney fan, but anyway, thank you for making it all the way to the end with us and we will see you next time.

1755
01:22:51,950 --> 01:22:56,190
Well, folks, that's another episode of the gray hair daycare podcast in the books.

1756
01:22:56,690 --> 01:22:59,130
Thanks very much for tuning in and spending this time with us.

1757
01:22:59,430 --> 01:23:00,330
We hope it was fun.

1758
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:07,450
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1759
01:23:07,970 --> 01:23:16,050
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1760
01:23:17,050 --> 01:23:28,930
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1761
01:23:29,050 --> 01:23:30,510
We'd love to hear from you.

1762
01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:32,690
And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.