Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise : Episode 18

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We're rapidly running out of space.

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There's stuff everywhere.

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Yeah, we literally had a conversation this weekend about building a pole barn.

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I'm like, I need another like, I need another 4,000 square feet.

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Come on.

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Don't forget to put a studio in there.

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And sadly, what the reaction from my lovely wife was, yeah, you're probably right.

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I'm like, did you just, yeah.

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I'm like, we already built a 1,200 square foot garage, but I just want you happy.

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She just wants me to out of the house.

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So I, when I swear, go to the barn.

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This is the Gray Hair and Daycare Podcast.

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With a combined age of 111 years and a combined IQ right in that same range.

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Your hosts, Frank Sirio and Carlo Russo.

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Welcome back.

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Here we are.

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We're back Frankie.

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And it is episode 18.

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Wow.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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There you go.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Something like that.

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Yeah, it's 20.

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Yeah, it is.

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When I saw it, when I was typing things up this morning, I thought, wow, it's 18.

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We started in the very beginning of November.

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We started with one.

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We started at one.

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We did.

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In fact, what was the date?

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You think?

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I think we recorded the first one, October 29th.

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Wow.

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Like right at the end of it, right around Halloween time.

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And yeah, it has flown by.

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A lot of things have happened.

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Yes.

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In that little stretch of time.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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That was gone.

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Yeah, it feels almost, in some ways it feels longer.

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It does.

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But here we are, episode 18.

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As always, I am Frank Sirio.

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I am 55 years old and my wife is 35 weeks pregnant.

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35.

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So close.

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So close.

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We are right there.

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And we finally have a recognizable and new produce reference for the size of little baby Josie.

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And it is a head of romaine lettuce.

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Romaine lettuce.

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Romaine.

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Romaine.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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That's a long.

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That's the long.

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Yeah.

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Long and skinny.

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So head of romaine lettuce.

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She at 35 weeks is gaining now about an ounce a day.

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Nice.

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So even more.

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It was about a half pound a week.

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Now it's even like, I guess it's about the same.

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An ounce a day.

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She is.

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So the baby at that, at this stage for a while now has had a little hair.

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Looks like a little monkey everywhere.

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Although the body, right?

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That's going away.

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So.

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She's already balding.

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She's already losing that.

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And getting rid of the waxy substance that is, covers the skin that is called, and I had to look up how to pronounce this, vernix quesosa.

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Oh, I love that with little chips.

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When I saw it, I thought it was, I was pronouncing it like it was a Harry Potter spell.

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Vernix quesosa.

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Vernix quesosa.

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I'm pronouncing it like we're going to a Mexican restaurant.

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Vernix quesosa, I guess is the way it's pronounced.

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So that's working off.

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Do you think that equals, you said that she's, that's leaving the body?

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So, you know, when, when sometimes when they're preemies, they look a little waxy.

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Sure.

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That's coming off now.

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So do you think it has something to do with that leaving the body and then the hair falling has, has something to do with each other?

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Because it's not there to.

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Sure.

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I mean, I'm not sure.

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I just happy that that's starting because when you see the kid, you know, when, and they've got, I like, I like it.

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If that's gone by the time we meet, I would like to have a nice dress on and possibly a little, a little hairdo.

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Do you know how you were when you were born or when Kelly was born, if you guys had hair as babies, if you had a hairdo, I don't know about, I want to say that Kelly did.

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I don't know if I did.

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I don't think, I don't think so, but I'm not sure.

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I mean, sometimes you will have to do and then it falls right out because the pictures of me when I was little, there was not a lot going on up there.

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So I'm not positive.

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Well, you got it now.

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That's right.

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I'm going to try to keep it as long as I can.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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So that's where we are.

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We're getting real close.

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It's only a few weeks away.

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It's still no hard date.

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We'll talk a little bit more about some of the doctor updates.

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No, they're just giving you a little.

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Every week they're checking us, checking out, making sure things are headed in the right direction.

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And, and they just set an appointment now for the week that we thought we were going to be induced in week 39.

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So we'll see.

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I think it's one of those things that if you're going to be induced, which is what they have kept telling us, the way with the hospital and the availability and the way it works, I think they want to get close because they want to schedule you so that if they have surprised people who are not being induced, that they've got room for them on the floor and all that stuff.

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I think we'll get more clarity next week as we go through, but we'll talk more about, we'll talk more about that stuff later on.

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But right now, what we haven't, I don't know if we had one of these last time, but we have one this time and we often do, we'll move on to, I was wrong.

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I was wrong, but I was wrong.

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We'll get to that.

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Oh no, we've got one for you.

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I still got love out there.

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So if you'll recall one of the things that we talked about, I think two episodes ago.

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So that would be 16.

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Okay.

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Maybe was one of the methods that you described during childbirth with Trina.

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Oh God, don't please, let's not bring that back up.

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That's the one.

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So I was, I was notified, I was notified.

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I've heard on previous episodes that Trina listens on her way back and forth to work and at other times, as soon as she gets home, she will intervene, which would lead us to that actually is related to my, I was wrong, but anyhow, so she texted me immediately on release day for that episode.

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And she said the, her, I was wrong was they did not say, quote, boldface hose down your wife when you were trying to do some, but she did say the point was that the warm water in that instance was to help relax, relax, relieve the pressure on the lower back.

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And she said it worked like a charm because you only had to do it for five minutes.

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And immediately after she had been, she was at 10 centimeters and ready to go.

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So valuable, but was the question, the terminology, I can't believe you said hosed me down.

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I said, well, I gotta come up with a little comedy at this whole, you know, well, you're not a comedy podcast.

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Well, you know, I don't know.

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I think we might be, I think we're turning into that.

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We might be.

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So there was, there was that now mine was a little more serious.

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I feel bad about this.

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And I, I was told that I did not have to do this.

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I was wrong, but I feel compelled to.

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Okay.

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So one of the things that Trina came running home about was the OG Prita baby snot sucker thing that you are not going to be crash test daddy for that device.

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Cause that was suggested by my niece Marie.

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Sure.

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And then, you know, so we talked about that, but later on when I was on vacation, one episode, maybe a couple of episodes ago, I think I mentioned that while Marie had recommended it and told me that it was a great product and that we should test it, that my brother's wife, Jane, while we were on vacation informed me that Marie in fact had not used it.

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Right.

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And that it was used by her husband, Marie's husband.

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Correct.

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And this was not correct.

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I feel like I have been, I have been led astray.

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I have been bamboozled by Jane, which I'm deeply, deeply disappointed, which I could say this right into the camera knowing she'll never hear it cause she doesn't listen to the podcast or watch.

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And my brother probably won't either.

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And right now they're all in the UK, which my brother would have to pay for a data plan.

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Never happened.

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So, but yeah, Jane made characterize it.

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Now it was a quick conversation in her defense, but Marie absolutely did use it the first time she made her husband do it, but she, she used it many, many times to great effect.

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And she was a little upset with me for a while for impugning her character and saying that maybe she had led, let us down a premise.

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And I, I am you, you didn't do it.

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I mean, you just reacted, you reacted to my right.

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Whatever you say, we have to own our own.

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You own your rungs.

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I own my, so Marie, I apologize.

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You were, I believe I was, I was led astray by Jane.

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I'll, I will deal with that at some point.

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I was wrong.

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Sorry, Jane.

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I made this all by myself.

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She is busy in the middle of just moved into a new place.

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Jane is.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And my brother is there.

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My, my brother hates being in, in the UK.

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He hates being in the UK.

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Gotcha.

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He's gotten he's lived in Tennessee for a very long time.

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He's used to sun.

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He's used to, you know, fairly nice weather.

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Rain does not.

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And it's all, he just, he complains about everything.

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So she's busy trying to decorate her new place.

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And he's probably busy annoying her.

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He marries an English woman that has a house still in England.

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You're probably gonna have to go there once in a while.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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No, that's what's amusing is he actually has a spreadsheet.

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Really runs in the family.

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Really?

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Not only does he track every trip he's gone on and where he's been and all that stuff, but he tracks how much time they spend as a couple in Tennessee, in the UK and traveling.

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And he tries to make sure he's getting everything.

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The lion's share of, Oh no, not equal.

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He gets more time in Tennessee than, than there.

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So, uh, but she's, uh, somehow able to deal with it, work, deal with that.

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And that's okay.

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She's just giving you wrong information.

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She's just, yep.

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Setting me up to hurt my niece's feelings.

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Beautiful.

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That was nice of you.

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That was, that has sucked out much, so much.

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It's not that we're here.

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She is a legitimate tested recommendation.

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And is it her daughter or son?

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Does she have a daughter?

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She has daughter.

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Dot.

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Yep.

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And we, we, we said nothing.

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We said she did nothing.

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Yeah, that wasn't right.

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Now we know.

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I'm still not doing it.

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I will be divorced.

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I will be divorced.

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That's it.

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The hose down.

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She can live with everything else.

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This sucking of the, yes.

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That's the line.

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It's okay.

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So there, there is, I was wrong.

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And now I still haven't developed the slide yet, but I hopefully when I say this one that will make you laugh and everyone will enjoy will appear.

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We're going to move on to the second time we've done this Frank around and find out for us.

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The super bowl was just two days ago.

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Yep.

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And I was just thinking about number one.

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So obviously there's no spoilers now because it's a couple of weeks in.

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So number one, Kansas city, like I didn't watch, I don't care about football.

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Who did they play last?

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Who did they play?

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San Francisco.

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Yep.

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Okay.

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So last year you're watching them beat San Francisco.

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If someone came along and said to you, you know what a year from now, Kansas city is going to get the, just crushed by the Eagles.

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They're going to get crushed by the Eagles.

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And in the stands, there's going to be Donald Trump.

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Why would he be in a stand?

249
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He is the president of the United States.

250
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And when the camera lands on him at the super bowl, he will get a standing ovation from almost the entire crowd.

251
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Yeah.

252
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Right.

253
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And then the camera turns to Taylor Swift and booze erupt throughout the crowd for Taylor booze.

254
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That would never happen.

255
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You can see her mouth.

256
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What's happening?

257
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Like she was terrified.

258
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,470
Like what's going on?

259
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People are booing me.

260
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Well, what do you have believed?

261
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That's crazy, Frank, because first of all, Kansas city getting beat down.

262
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I mean, realistically, they're probably going to play the Eagles.

263
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I agree.

264
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But beat down, like, like they're not even there.

265
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That's stupid.

266
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That's not going to happen.

267
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And then Trump, you're talking Trump as the president of the United States again, after whatever we've been through with Trump, he would never become the president again.

268
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And then on top of that, let's say somehow he finally became the 47th president again, they would be cheering him.

269
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You are ridiculous.

270
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And T swizzle, twizzle tea, whatever they call her boot.

271
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Everybody loves her.

272
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Everybody loves her.

273
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How it is.

274
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It is astonishing.

275
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What has happened?

276
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So what happened to the present in this, in this country?

277
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I was like, I was just seeing everything the next day.

278
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:14,250
I'm looking, I'm looking on X and there's the video, the video of her when the booze erupt and she had no idea, side eyes, her friend, and you can see her say, what's going on?

279
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Who, who are they hated?

280
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That's embarrassing.

281
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Oh, me.

282
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:22,330
It was Brad Cooper that much.

283
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,210
It was amazing to watch.

284
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And then seeing it, like just the idea that so much has happened in the few weeks that he's been president.

285
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:46,890
And it seems like, do you, this is the question I have is you can already see with the things that are happening, the usual suspects are digging in and getting entrenched and they seem to be trying to gin up the, the resistance, right?

286
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:51,750
We're going to take it in the streets and we're going to burn the place down, but nobody's doing that.

287
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:52,310
Right.

288
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:57,850
They're just, they're just screaming, screaming in an empty room.

289
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This is an assault on democracy.

290
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:21,390
And I, every time they do that, I want to say, no, no bureaucracy, bureaucracy, but it's just amazing that they're, they're doing their thing, but it just seems like all of a sudden the country woke up from a, like a nightmare of, of this liberal, ridiculous nonsense.

291
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,050
And it's not even, it's not, we've talked about it.

292
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It's our forefathers.

293
00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,950
You know, so when we say this, it's not like, Oh, here they go.

294
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The right way.

295
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:36,490
No, because this is nothing like what we're used to having the Democrats of the past.

296
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:43,610
It's just not, I think that's how you end up with Musk actually like a year and a half ago, illustrated it really well.

297
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:48,810
He was talking about, look, I was a left of center, right?

298
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Democrat.

299
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My views didn't move the scale move.

300
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:55,490
Absolutely.

301
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:55,850
Right.

302
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,810
The, the, the scale moved underneath people.

303
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:04,930
So normal conservatives became right-wing extremists.

304
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:11,570
People were in the middle became conservative and, and he like guys like Bill Maher, right.

305
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:15,350
They start to all of a sudden, Oh, he's changed.

306
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:17,050
No, he's the same guy.

307
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:23,850
He's kind of what we remember as a traditional moderate Democrat, right.

308
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:26,510
Or maybe a little bit ask questions of your government.

309
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:28,050
That's that, you know what I mean?

310
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,330
I'm both sides.

311
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,750
What fascist in history wanted to cut spending.

312
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:44,310
I know it's so ridiculous, but, but getting back to the, getting back to the prediction, the year of the Superbowl prediction, I'm not surprised at the Boeing.

313
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:47,450
I mean, she's like the Kansas city, right?

314
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,770
So let's boo on that because they also booed John Hamm.

315
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:51,750
Yeah.

316
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:52,510
Oh really?

317
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:52,910
Yeah.

318
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,810
They, which come on, John Hamm.

319
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,150
He's great because he's a Kansas city fan.

320
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,090
It was in new Orleans.

321
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:01,090
So was it like a Phillies or Eagles dominated?

322
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,349
It had to be because the crowd was louder.

323
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:03,690
Right.

324
00:17:03,829 --> 00:17:06,670
So I'm assuming it was dominated one side more than the other.

325
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,390
And I'm going to say the Eagle side one.

326
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,510
And then on top of that, I think people are just sick of her, right?

327
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:20,490
Just the whole, the whole crew, the whole thing with her, her and Blake Lively being buddies and all this stuff with her.

328
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,349
So I think that puts on top of them.

329
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:28,170
The most I'm surprised is the crowd cheered.

330
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:29,830
This is a Superbowl.

331
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,970
We're not talking about the Republican.

332
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,210
It's not the RNC.

333
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:40,010
We're talking about the Superbowl where he should have got, he would have got a lot of booze when he was the 45th president.

334
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:40,570
Right.

335
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:48,430
And it was, it was like, I remember when the UFC, remember when he first won and you could say, okay, that's the UFC.

336
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,290
It's very pro.

337
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:49,550
Okay.

338
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,410
I got it.

339
00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:52,170
That's why I'm saying this is a Superbowl.

340
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:52,850
It's not the UFC.

341
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:53,250
Yeah.

342
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,570
You're in new Orleans.

343
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:55,290
New Orleans.

344
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:55,730
Right.

345
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,550
And the crowd, it was deafening when they showed his face.

346
00:17:59,650 --> 00:17:59,790
Yeah.

347
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:09,790
One of the things I think they always, people used to say, conservative, a lot of conservatives would say politics is downstream of social, you know, social issues.

348
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:15,610
But I think with the liberals and Democrats have done for a long time is they've done it the other way, right?

349
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:20,050
They have used politics to drive social issues.

350
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:20,410
Right.

351
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,370
What really, I think a lot of people it's true.

352
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,330
We're mistaken is it's really a cycle, right?

353
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:31,450
Like politics drives the social stuff and the social stuff drives politics.

354
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:45,690
And that's what happened was the Democrats used politics to drive this social engineering stuff so far that it impacted the social stuff and the country pushed back and was like, no, you're going to always have that tipping point, right?

355
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,550
You're going to.

356
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:53,450
And now I think it's like, we're at a point where like, stop, we're not buying, we're not buying that product anymore.

357
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:59,170
I used to say that all the time that it was like, people would always say, well, it's a, it's a pendulum, right?

358
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:00,510
It swings one way and it swings the other.

359
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:06,350
But for a long time, for the last 15, 20 years, it's not a pendulum.

360
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,050
I have felt like it's not a pendulum.

361
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,070
It's a ratchet, right?

362
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,790
It swings one way, but it doesn't go back all the way.

363
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:12,210
Right.

364
00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:14,970
It's, it goes and then it swings again.

365
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,750
So it's moving in one direction.

366
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:17,650
You're not getting a full back and forth.

367
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:18,770
You're not getting back and forth.

368
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:22,250
All of a sudden, somebody went, nope, and it came back.

369
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:25,370
And I hope it's something that ultimately is good.

370
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,050
Hopefully when things like this happen, things get fixed.

371
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,850
Hopefully it gets fixed on both ends.

372
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:31,170
Yeah.

373
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:31,610
Right.

374
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,290
There should be good things that come from it.

375
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,210
Let's reset.

376
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:34,550
Yeah.

377
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,850
Let's reset because obviously as they always say, the people have spoken.

378
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,150
So there's a problem.

379
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:46,390
I was always confused because I travel all over the East coast, Midwest.

380
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:46,870
Yeah.

381
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:49,290
And you know, the Midwest there, that's America right there.

382
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,950
And I've always confused.

383
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:58,230
Like if you just listen to social media, everybody hates this particular person or situation.

384
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:08,810
And then I go travel and I see the same concerns, the same wants, the same needs, the same safety problems that everybody's saying.

385
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,790
And I'm sitting there going, wait a minute.

386
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:17,890
I talked to a lot of people and we all kind of have the same fears and wants and needs.

387
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:27,410
But if you listen to the social media or certain channels, you are, you are led down a street that does not look familiar at all.

388
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,110
If you go out there in the real world, very different.

389
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,910
We live in, we're surrounded by farms and stuff like that.

390
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:40,810
And when you drive around here and you look at these little towns, they're like they were 50 years ago.

391
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,090
They really are.

392
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,170
These are not crazy people.

393
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:53,790
The same people that have been around with, you know, going to their work and schools and churches and you know, it's still, that's what we are.

394
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:58,070
That community, those lives have not changed as much over the place.

395
00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,110
And it's like that everywhere.

396
00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:01,870
Now you go to these cities.

397
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:02,710
Yeah.

398
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:05,390
Cause we traveled to New York all the time.

399
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:15,450
We go to Chicago, we go to Detroit, we go to all these cities that they think they have it fixed and their cities are screwed up.

400
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:16,070
Yeah.

401
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:16,430
It's rough.

402
00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:16,910
Right there.

403
00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:17,730
It's rough.

404
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:18,190
Yeah.

405
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,890
So, and the people in those cities are going, what's going on?

406
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,230
Right.

407
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:25,650
Who's voting these people in because I live here and it's not us.

408
00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:26,090
Right.

409
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,090
Somebody's doing it.

410
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:29,650
But that is, that was Frank around find out.

411
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:33,690
And now we've got a, I have a little surprise.

412
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,550
This is a surprise.

413
00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:38,110
So we're going to move on to crash test.

414
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:41,650
Daddy, what is the surprise drink?

415
00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:52,510
So I told Carlo when I put together our cradle wise cradle, I did a, I shot the whole thing as I put it together and I'm going to do a little time-lapse so you can see it.

416
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:57,450
And it was pretty easy to put together cradle wise was in it for like, I think it's a great product.

417
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,150
It's, it's well-made, nicely packaged, went together very easily.

418
00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:06,110
Now you are very handy, but you don't have, you're saying I could do it.

419
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:06,690
Yes.

420
00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:08,410
Very simple.

421
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:15,850
One, you need a Phillips head screwdriver and an Allen key and they were included and you put it to literally it's one USB cable.

422
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:18,030
You got to plug in for a lot.

423
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:22,030
It was, it was quick, like an hour and hour and a half plus, plus, plus.

424
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:22,570
Yes.

425
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:23,050
For the product.

426
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:30,790
It took me more time to break down all the packing, the boxes and stuff, then, then put it together and got it set up.

427
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:32,390
The app was easy to install everything.

428
00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:44,510
I did have to, I did have to re, I had to go through the setup one, one extra time, but it was good and it's an easy, but that's not really what we're going to do because I want it to surprise you.

429
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:50,810
So I'm going to hand you what I would like you to, to crash test today.

430
00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:55,810
And then, so as I, when I return, you'll, you'll see it.

431
00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,830
So I'm going to go grab it and bring it over for you.

432
00:22:57,850 --> 00:22:58,230
Awesome.

433
00:22:58,670 --> 00:22:59,510
I love this.

434
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:00,690
Is it a puppy?

435
00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:02,490
Oh, the baby's back.

436
00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:03,190
Okay.

437
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:20,470
So as you can see, what you can see, what Carlo has in front of him now is the, my breast friends, super deluxe 25th anniversary nursing pillow.

438
00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:29,750
And I thought it would be fun for you to try it out and see, see how it works.

439
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,230
It's very, very well reviewed.

440
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:31,710
Okay.

441
00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:36,190
And so, so as you can see, I have this, I've never seen it before.

442
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:36,970
He just handed to me.

443
00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:41,670
I have baby Josie, the fake one, of course, in her swimming cap.

444
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:43,150
Yes.

445
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:44,850
I'm just going to move this.

446
00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:47,010
Can I take a look at what you go right ahead?

447
00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:47,830
Slide that out of the way.

448
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:49,190
I'll narrate as you go.

449
00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:50,470
You want me to hold baby Josie?

450
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:53,330
Cause you're going to need to figure this out by the head.

451
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:54,010
Great.

452
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:55,630
There we go.

453
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,370
And it's called the what it's called.

454
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,990
It's called, I love this.

455
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:08,970
It is the, my breast friend, B R E S T my breast friend, super deluxe 25th anniversary edition nursing pillow.

456
00:24:09,050 --> 00:24:13,870
So I'm going to assume that I'm going to put this around me.

457
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:14,270
Yep.

458
00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:18,770
Probably won't fit, but I can make it bigger.

459
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:27,070
Now this is what I didn't figure out immediately, but I'm going to give you the clue that that thing that you had your hand on, you can tear it off.

460
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,670
Oh, that's that's no, no, no.

461
00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:31,430
This over here, the little clippy that comes right off.

462
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:31,970
It's Velcro.

463
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,290
So you can make it bigger.

464
00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,370
Cause I tried to put it on.

465
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:35,490
I couldn't get it around my arm.

466
00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:37,990
So it's supposed to go around your waist.

467
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:41,590
So I'm going to assume that this is going to go around my waist, which it is right here.

468
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:45,310
I'm then going to take my breast friends and put them out.

469
00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:45,790
Yep.

470
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:46,570
You got to clip it in.

471
00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:47,590
You got to give it a full turn.

472
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:47,890
Come on.

473
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:53,630
We have to give it a proper, we got to give it a proper test.

474
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:56,370
That's what I would do if I were you.

475
00:24:56,490 --> 00:24:58,230
Cause it's not, it's going to be snug.

476
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:00,590
There you go.

477
00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:01,150
Okay.

478
00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:03,270
Yeah, that's not so bad.

479
00:25:04,810 --> 00:25:05,210
Yeah.

480
00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:05,770
Look at that.

481
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:06,510
You got some stuff.

482
00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:06,750
Yeah.

483
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:13,810
So now I'm going to, so I think you want, you want it more down on your, more toward your waist, a little bit lower.

484
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,630
How big do you think my friends are?

485
00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:17,530
That's true.

486
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:20,190
And now, and then there you go.

487
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:20,730
You got the baby.

488
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:21,710
Yes.

489
00:25:21,950 --> 00:25:23,450
So now, and that's it.

490
00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:25,770
Now you'll notice there's a little bump.

491
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:29,190
If you put your hand on the surface, there's a little bump.

492
00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:34,810
So it cradles the baby and, and allows them to be like right position correctly.

493
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,770
And that, that is it.

494
00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:43,010
So, and you can then now you can then lean back and it kind of stays, see nice and easy.

495
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:56,090
So, and then by your left hand, there's a little pocket for other accessories, cigarettes and cheese sticks, whatever, you know, whatever you got in there.

496
00:25:56,090 --> 00:25:57,910
This is back in the sixties and seventies.

497
00:25:58,030 --> 00:25:58,230
Yeah.

498
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:01,750
There was none of the, is it uncomfortable?

499
00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:02,810
Not at all.

500
00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:04,150
And the back is great.

501
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:04,570
Okay.

502
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:07,030
It's, it's so good.

503
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:10,870
I might remove the baby and put a drink into maybe some chips.

504
00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:12,470
Now I have a little table.

505
00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:13,130
There you go.

506
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:20,190
You could, we could do that as well, but this is supposed to be the Cadillac of, of breastfeeding pillows.

507
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,250
It makes sense.

508
00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:24,150
I just love that.

509
00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:27,030
When I saw the name, it's really called the My Breast Friend.

510
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:27,630
My Breast Friend.

511
00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:33,070
When you told me that with Velcro, that works a lot of room.

512
00:26:33,830 --> 00:26:36,830
I might be able to get it out even.

513
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,250
I can still go a lot further.

514
00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:40,290
So it can fit a lot of people.

515
00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:40,770
Yeah.

516
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:45,930
The baby has a comfortable bedding table here.

517
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:47,230
Nice and soft.

518
00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:48,230
Material is nice and soft.

519
00:26:48,370 --> 00:26:48,530
Yeah.

520
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,590
And it's, you can zip it off and it's washable.

521
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:55,910
You're going to not on both sides.

522
00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:58,010
You have that bump.

523
00:26:58,170 --> 00:26:58,550
Yep.

524
00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:58,890
Yep.

525
00:26:58,890 --> 00:26:59,710
It can go either way.

526
00:27:00,150 --> 00:27:00,990
There you go.

527
00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:04,530
So here we go.

528
00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:06,630
Nipples up.

529
00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:07,330
There you go.

530
00:27:07,850 --> 00:27:08,530
There it is.

531
00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:09,650
That's our crash test.

532
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:14,770
Daddy, the My Breast Friend super deluxe 25th anniversary.

533
00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:17,390
They've been making these forever since 1999.

534
00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:18,430
Yeah.

535
00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:21,590
That is it for crash test daddy.

536
00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:24,330
And we will be right back.

537
00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:27,770
Okay.

538
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,250
We are back.

539
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:34,690
And Carlo just made an excellent point.

540
00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:42,090
For those of you who are listening and not watching, you are missing out because it is fantastic.

541
00:27:42,130 --> 00:27:52,250
I enjoy watching it and the viewers do usually respond to our crash test daddy segments, but this is another one that's just, you get a, it's a whole, it adds a new dimension.

542
00:27:52,910 --> 00:27:53,690
New dimension.

543
00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:55,850
We had the ones with the rubber ducky.

544
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:57,670
That's pretty fun.

545
00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:00,550
We had the one that I had to strap the baby to my chest.

546
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:00,870
Yep.

547
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:02,290
That was a while back.

548
00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:02,910
Yeah.

549
00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:03,570
So YouTube.

550
00:28:04,170 --> 00:28:04,450
Yeah.

551
00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:05,890
Thank you for listening.

552
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:09,090
And I love listening to it because you're in a car, you're taking long drives.

553
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:17,970
But when you're at home and you want to see this silliness, there's nothing like watching a grown man with My Breast Friend.

554
00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:20,670
It's just fantastic.

555
00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:22,570
I don't mean, I don't mean Frank.

556
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:24,130
I mean My Breast Friend.

557
00:28:24,230 --> 00:28:24,710
That's it.

558
00:28:26,030 --> 00:28:28,250
That's quality branding right there.

559
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,030
My Breast Friend.

560
00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:29,770
My Breast Friend.

561
00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:32,230
So, so we are back.

562
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:33,450
That was crash test daddy.

563
00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:37,750
And now we will move into what just happened.

564
00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:43,570
So we had a few, few interesting things.

565
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:48,470
Some of them kind of just like preparation, getting ready because it's getting closer and closer.

566
00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:51,770
We're at that point now where it could kind of happen anytime.

567
00:28:52,990 --> 00:29:01,870
But so the, the, the first thing early on in the week, Kelly and I were talking and we try very hard.

568
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:07,930
I think I may have, I may have used an expletive on the podcast once.

569
00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,470
I, we try very hard not to.

570
00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:12,150
Yes.

571
00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:19,070
And, but in our normal lives and I don't know, in our, in our regular lives, you, I don't know.

572
00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:21,050
I don't think you do.

573
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,310
Not as much as me.

574
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,730
I swear a lot.

575
00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:26,330
Mostly because I'm alone a lot.

576
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:27,050
Right.

577
00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:28,050
So it's me and the dog.

578
00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:30,770
So, but yeah.

579
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:34,410
So if I get like a lot of times, like, that's what I remember.

580
00:29:34,610 --> 00:29:36,910
My parents never, no.

581
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:43,390
One time in my whole life, I heard my father use the F word one time.

582
00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:50,670
And he was literally, he had put a nail through his hand.

583
00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:58,470
Like he literally, I heard F bomb and I looked and it was like, it was through he didn't yell after he nailed him.

584
00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,650
So he didn't yell at Jesus Christ.

585
00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:03,070
No, no, no.

586
00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:07,210
And then, uh, pull it out.

587
00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:09,270
But that was the only time like they did not swear.

588
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:13,390
When I think of your father, I think of a man with very strong hands.

589
00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:14,070
Am I wrong?

590
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:14,870
He had big hands.

591
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:15,210
Yeah.

592
00:30:15,550 --> 00:30:18,210
Well, they like, just like, you could tell he wasn't an accountant.

593
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:20,070
Yeah.

594
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:21,030
Yeah.

595
00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:21,610
I don't know.

596
00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:23,310
Every time I think of your dad, I always think of this.

597
00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:24,070
Yeah.

598
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:24,730
Yeah.

599
00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:25,250
Over there.

600
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:31,150
But, but yeah, so they didn't swear, but I do, I have to admit, and I think it's sometimes concerning for Kelly.

601
00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:34,990
Not, not that it, not, not, not that it has ever bothered her.

602
00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:39,210
And I certainly never, I'm trying to remember you swearing a lot.

603
00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:45,070
It's mostly she's around when I'm doing projects and I get frustrated or stuff, things like that.

604
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:50,110
Most of my swearing is like directed at like inanimate objects.

605
00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:55,290
But now I think it's, it's a heightened concern in the context of we're going to have a little girl runner.

606
00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:56,410
Oh my God.

607
00:30:56,510 --> 00:31:03,530
And her suggestion was, and I don't know how exactly she brought it up, but she brought up the good place.

608
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:11,270
So great show, Kristen Bell and Ted Danson, and they weren't allowed to swear in the good place.

609
00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:17,430
So it would automatically, so she'd try to say the F word and it would come out, whatever it was.

610
00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:18,210
Fork.

611
00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:18,390
Yeah.

612
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,130
What the fork?

613
00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:25,090
So Kelly's like, we need to come up with our own set that we're going to use.

614
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:37,690
And I, I'm always, I'm always entertained when, when my wife says we, because it's mostly when she says we need to do something, it's not her and the mouse in her pocket.

615
00:31:37,870 --> 00:31:38,470
It's me.

616
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:39,190
Right.

617
00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:44,970
And she's like, we need to come up with our own good place substitutions for this.

618
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,010
Cause she never like, yeah, I don't see that ever.

619
00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:49,550
Like that doesn't happen.

620
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:56,050
So I'm going to have to come up with some go-to substitute expletives.

621
00:31:56,290 --> 00:32:02,090
And I thought we could, this could be another viewer participation item.

622
00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:05,510
And I would imagine that's gotta be a challenge for an average parent.

623
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:10,190
Do you remember when you were like, when your kids were little and ready to repeat things?

624
00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:10,710
Right.

625
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:15,170
So you have to, you have a, you have a timeframe that you can still talk.

626
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:16,550
I got a little, I got some runway.

627
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:31,930
You got some, you know, some room, but yes, you do have to keep that in mind because they will repeat and they will repeat it at the oddest places at church, church, out to dinner, talking to the waitress or the service staff.

628
00:32:32,390 --> 00:32:38,810
So I don't remember a particular thing that happened, but we did have to be careful because I know it happened.

629
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:45,270
My, my key word would be not the F word, but the, um, saying the S word.

630
00:32:45,450 --> 00:32:46,930
Cause I, I, I say that a lot.

631
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:47,530
Yeah.

632
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:53,710
So that, you know, if the shaving cream or, you know, maybe, uh, yeah.

633
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:56,110
Got to come up with a good one for that.

634
00:32:56,270 --> 00:33:03,550
But I'm going to tell you right now, you're going to fail a lot of times to make it a normal thing, not to keep doing it.

635
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,910
You're going to say the word and go, Oh my God.

636
00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:08,050
And you're going to do it.

637
00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:12,770
It's going to happen until it becomes a habit that you're not doing it.

638
00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,570
So you're going to, it's going to leak out there.

639
00:33:14,670 --> 00:33:17,650
And that one time is when baby Josie picks it up.

640
00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:21,530
So you're going to, you're walking around going, Hey, shaving cream.

641
00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:22,350
And she's walking around going.

642
00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:23,370
Right.

643
00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:24,870
I do think of that.

644
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:30,290
I think with a little boy, I think of that and I think, well, yeah, you don't want your little girl walking around.

645
00:33:30,290 --> 00:33:35,050
It'd be kind of funny if a little girl would be like, Oh yeah.

646
00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:35,470
Yeah.

647
00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:36,130
I'll feel great.

648
00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,590
So what word are you worried?

649
00:33:38,690 --> 00:33:40,890
What word generally will come out of your face?

650
00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:42,210
What's a bad one.

651
00:33:42,390 --> 00:33:42,730
Yeah.

652
00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:51,890
I, I have a pretty, I have a pretty wide menu of things, but I think as long as you stay away from the F word.

653
00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:52,610
Yeah.

654
00:33:52,610 --> 00:34:04,430
I think the son of a, that one, that one, I throw around and then the, yeah, the mother F or one, two, I throw out there.

655
00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:04,930
Yeah.

656
00:34:05,030 --> 00:34:06,590
So I'm going to, I need some work.

657
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,389
I'm going to have to try to clean that up.

658
00:34:08,389 --> 00:34:09,150
I never had daughters.

659
00:34:09,350 --> 00:34:17,949
So mine was more of like the, you know, I said it, but it's like, Hey, don't say that around your mother.

660
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:18,770
Son of a B.

661
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:20,650
I never, that never comes out of my mouth.

662
00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:27,750
Sometimes people, when they say, I even hate saying it now, but like when somebody says bastard, yeah, that's ugly.

663
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:28,389
Yeah.

664
00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,449
That is something that I will, that's ugly.

665
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:37,409
That's a, that, that I think I break out mostly during DIY projects because I think if it's something that won't fit.

666
00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:37,929
Right.

667
00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:38,290
Right.

668
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:47,150
But other than that, I think if you can keep her away from, you know, I'm going to try the main ones, the big ones, but it's funny.

669
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:49,130
We should have like a good place fork.

670
00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,090
Yeah, I could do that.

671
00:34:51,270 --> 00:35:00,390
If I can make a game out of it and make it funny, that will help because I think it, I think that'll make it easier for me to get my head around and get better at it.

672
00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:07,350
You know what is, I just thought about when I'm on stage, I swear like a sailor.

673
00:35:07,410 --> 00:35:08,350
See, right.

674
00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:09,850
But that's more of a character.

675
00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:10,450
It's a character.

676
00:35:10,490 --> 00:35:10,710
Right.

677
00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:11,310
That's not you.

678
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:15,950
When I do live radio TV, I don't even think about it.

679
00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:16,530
Am I going to swear?

680
00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:18,310
It doesn't even, you don't have to worry about it.

681
00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:19,630
I don't even think about it.

682
00:35:19,670 --> 00:35:27,870
But the minute I'm on stage and I do my, whatever I'm doing at the time, that character is known to be, you know, to swear.

683
00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:30,430
And it's funny how you can shut that off.

684
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,970
If I shut it right off on my normal.

685
00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:33,470
Yeah.

686
00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:34,550
I mean, I swear.

687
00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:35,250
Don't get me wrong.

688
00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:35,730
I swear.

689
00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:38,210
You're on stage working with somebody who could make the Pope swear.

690
00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:40,610
Yeah.

691
00:35:41,150 --> 00:35:41,510
Yeah.

692
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:52,590
But I, I mean, I do swear and I probably swore a little bit more now because I have a 23 year old and a 18 year old, so I'm not really worried about what they hear.

693
00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:53,010
Yeah.

694
00:35:53,230 --> 00:35:58,670
But it is, I'll tell you, I remember hearing what the kids are saying when they're playing the games.

695
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:06,010
Me and Gina would walk by the room and go, what, what, what just came out of that room?

696
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:10,390
And we would walk out, we would walk in there going, um, hello, you're 13.

697
00:36:10,590 --> 00:36:11,350
What the heck are you doing?

698
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:16,610
And they're like, Ooh, cause they don't, they realize, Oh yeah, I don't talk like this at home.

699
00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:17,610
They get on that.

700
00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:18,610
It's like the stage thing.

701
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:18,910
Yeah.

702
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:20,750
They get on that game.

703
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:21,850
They turn into that character.

704
00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:22,410
It's a different arena.

705
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:22,970
Yeah.

706
00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:25,290
So that's going to be a funny thing too.

707
00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:27,070
When you hear your children swear.

708
00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:27,890
Wow.

709
00:36:27,970 --> 00:36:28,230
Yeah.

710
00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:28,910
Yup.

711
00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:29,690
That'll be different.

712
00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:30,390
That'd be different.

713
00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:35,650
But the more, the more that you can avoid around the house obviously is going to set her up.

714
00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:37,130
I think you're good.

715
00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:37,410
Yeah.

716
00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:37,950
We'll be okay.

717
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:42,450
You just have to go outside and just, you know, swear and come back in the house.

718
00:36:42,590 --> 00:36:43,890
I can whisper it to the dogs.

719
00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:45,650
Come here, send this to you.

720
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:50,650
So, so there's that came up, which I thought was kind of funny.

721
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:59,390
One thing that I did get done, Kelly's brother and his wife very generously gave us this car seat at the one, the shower in Buffalo.

722
00:36:59,590 --> 00:37:00,090
Very important.

723
00:37:00,210 --> 00:37:05,370
And this is a cool one because it's not just, it's basically like a carrier.

724
00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:09,330
It has the handle and it has a base that stays in the car.

725
00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:10,250
And then just go click, click.

726
00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:11,070
That's the best.

727
00:37:11,150 --> 00:37:12,370
That's the way to do it.

728
00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:16,250
But we have had one of those slings in the back seat.

729
00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:21,370
So the dogs don't destroy the, don't destroy the, the upholstery.

730
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:22,870
And it was a little dirty.

731
00:37:22,890 --> 00:37:27,030
And I hadn't, I hadn't done a good cleaning of the inside of my car for a while.

732
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:28,250
So I thought, you know what?

733
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,470
I'm not going to mess around with it.

734
00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:30,710
I cleaned everything out.

735
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:37,150
And then Sunday after church, we got our groceries and then I dropped the car off for Delta Sonic to have them do it.

736
00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:39,010
And it was like, not a sponsor yet.

737
00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:39,950
Come back, not a sponsor.

738
00:37:40,070 --> 00:37:40,230
Yeah.

739
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:40,770
I would love it.

740
00:37:40,990 --> 00:37:44,590
They come back and like, they come back in four hours.

741
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,510
I'm like, okay.

742
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:51,730
So they do the handwash, they do the interior and it was pretty bad, right?

743
00:37:51,730 --> 00:38:03,750
Like, so every year I think we've talked about it where at Christmas time, we'll go and buy a bald tree, little tree, and we'll have it out in the backyard where we can see it with the lights on it.

744
00:38:03,810 --> 00:38:04,590
And then we plant it.

745
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:08,830
So that thing in the burlap, I shove it into the back of my SUV.

746
00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,430
So there's pine needles.

747
00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,930
It was really messy.

748
00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:16,510
They did a fantastic job, everything all clean.

749
00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:17,910
They did a really good job.

750
00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:18,730
I was very happy.

751
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:22,290
Like honestly, like the car, I was like, this is better than when I got it.

752
00:38:22,610 --> 00:38:22,710
Yeah.

753
00:38:22,910 --> 00:38:23,510
It was fantastic.

754
00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,990
Got it home, figured out the latch system.

755
00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:29,070
So you don't have to use the seatbelts.

756
00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:30,990
It blocks right in.

757
00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:32,650
Got that in and installed.

758
00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:33,510
Nice and tight, right?

759
00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:34,650
It's nice and snug.

760
00:38:35,150 --> 00:38:36,930
Even has a little level bubble.

761
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,470
So you get it all set.

762
00:38:38,770 --> 00:38:40,310
So we got that ready to go.

763
00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:45,710
And then I have to figure out where does the thing live all the time when the baby, yeah.

764
00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:48,710
So we're going to have to come up with something for that, but got that in.

765
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,910
What do you mean where does it live?

766
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:50,650
In the house somewhere?

767
00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:52,190
I like things to have a place.

768
00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:53,250
Where?

769
00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:54,570
Where is it going to go?

770
00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:58,070
It could go in the mudroom where we have that stuff.

771
00:38:58,550 --> 00:38:58,790
Yeah.

772
00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:01,850
But we're like, we're rapidly running out of space.

773
00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:03,810
There's stuff everywhere.

774
00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:05,250
Good thing you have acres back there.

775
00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:06,050
Yeah.

776
00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:09,050
I literally had a conversation this weekend about building a pole barn.

777
00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:13,310
I'm like, I need another like, I need another 4,000 square feet.

778
00:39:13,610 --> 00:39:14,430
Just solid.

779
00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:14,910
Come on.

780
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,630
Don't forget to put a studio in there.

781
00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:22,450
And sadly, the reaction from my lovely wife was, yeah, you're probably right.

782
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:28,610
I'm like, did you just like, I'm like, we already built a 1200 square foot garage.

783
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:29,850
She just wants you happy.

784
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:32,150
She just wants me to out of the house.

785
00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:34,730
So when I swear, go to the barn.

786
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:36,230
That'll be it.

787
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,410
But it's a great, it's a great thing.

788
00:39:37,490 --> 00:39:39,430
You latch on off, makes it easy.

789
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:40,090
Super easy, right?

790
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:41,850
Rather than, especially with a little kid.

791
00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:45,770
And the way it's set up too, it is expandable.

792
00:39:45,910 --> 00:39:47,510
So it goes from the baby thing.

793
00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:56,850
Then you flip the handle back and then it expands all the way up to, I think, I don't know, like 30, I don't know, like 20 pounds or something like that with pounds.

794
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,910
So we'll do a, we'll do a crash test.

795
00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:02,050
I told you about, I told you about a triple A.

796
00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:04,390
You bring it there and they will check out officers there.

797
00:40:04,630 --> 00:40:05,570
Make sure it's good.

798
00:40:05,730 --> 00:40:05,910
Yeah.

799
00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:07,930
We'll go down that route.

800
00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,090
We'll bring a video.

801
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,170
We'll do, we'll do a test.

802
00:40:11,230 --> 00:40:13,490
It'll be a while from now, but yeah, so it won't be long.

803
00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:16,870
Usually when they change the weight, you want to make sure, make sure everything's.

804
00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:19,830
And then I think, cause they're facing the opposite way.

805
00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:20,310
Yeah.

806
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:22,210
Rear facing in the back seat.

807
00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:33,390
And then we got to figure out, we got this mirror thing, but we got to figure out, I was trying to figure out if it's better to have the kid behind the driver so you can see in the mirror or behind the passenger.

808
00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:35,490
So you can look inside.

809
00:40:35,590 --> 00:40:39,530
I'm going to say, I remember this because I would do the driving.

810
00:40:39,930 --> 00:40:44,130
So if mom was on the passenger, she would have the baby so she can.

811
00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:45,870
On behind you.

812
00:40:46,050 --> 00:40:46,530
Behind me.

813
00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:47,010
Yeah.

814
00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:48,190
I think.

815
00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:49,550
We're going to have to experiment.

816
00:40:49,770 --> 00:40:50,090
Carla was wrong.

817
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:52,670
Trina's like, no, no, no.

818
00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,310
That's one thing that this car doesn't have.

819
00:40:55,810 --> 00:41:06,490
The last SUV we had, it had a sunglass case in the center on the ceiling, but if you brought it down halfway, it had a, like a bus mirror so you could see the back seat.

820
00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:06,810
Gotcha.

821
00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,570
And we don't have that on this vehicle, but.

822
00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:10,870
I had my first child.

823
00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:15,990
My car was a 35th anniversary Mustang.

824
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,210
My white Mustang.

825
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:19,850
It was the coolest baby.

826
00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:20,750
That's it.

827
00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,310
Not ideal for two door.

828
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,750
Always struggling to get that, you know, think about it.

829
00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:28,470
You have to get that.

830
00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:29,890
Yeah, that's right.

831
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:30,890
Cause you had to do that.

832
00:41:31,090 --> 00:41:31,190
Yeah.

833
00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:32,410
That's one of the things we're looking at.

834
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:36,250
We're looking at going from like, right now we have three vehicles.

835
00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:38,510
So we have an SUV that I've usually drive.

836
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:47,630
There's a sedan that Kelly drives and then I have a Jeep Wrangler that I plow the driveway with and we're going to go down to just two.

837
00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:57,490
So I'm going to, we're going to get rid of the sedan and the Jeep and get a pickup truck, but I want to get a pickup truck with like a, with a crew cab so I don't have to do the whole.

838
00:41:57,690 --> 00:42:03,630
I remember when it was a baby, baby, when we dealt more with the, with the stroller and all that, I had my knee on four door.

839
00:42:04,030 --> 00:42:04,390
Okay.

840
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:05,970
Accident.

841
00:42:06,130 --> 00:42:07,090
I said, screw it.

842
00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:08,170
Let's get the Mustang.

843
00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:13,310
Struggled a little bit, but by the time Nick came around, that's when I had my PT cruiser.

844
00:42:13,350 --> 00:42:13,670
Okay.

845
00:42:14,390 --> 00:42:14,750
Yep.

846
00:42:14,970 --> 00:42:15,190
Yeah.

847
00:42:15,290 --> 00:42:17,150
And that's a little, it makes it easier getting it out.

848
00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:18,850
Then SUVs and blah, blah, blah.

849
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:19,490
Yeah.

850
00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:24,790
Now the challenge with this will be with the baby in there, the dogs are no longer going to fit in the back seat.

851
00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:35,450
So we're going to have to train the dogs to be in like the cargo area, but we'll probably be rumple the littler one in the back seat and the bigger one Watson will be in the way back.

852
00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:37,910
So you did that, you got that ready, the car ready.

853
00:42:38,110 --> 00:42:38,450
We're ready.

854
00:42:38,770 --> 00:42:40,110
And then, so that was all done.

855
00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:44,250
And then we had another doctor's appointment and this was neat.

856
00:42:44,650 --> 00:42:47,590
So this was a new thing that we haven't had yet.

857
00:42:47,630 --> 00:42:53,630
And I think I mentioned it in a previous episode, they did a fetal non stress test.

858
00:42:53,990 --> 00:43:01,430
Oh, so, so basically what this does is this is looking to see that everything is going good with the baby and the way they do it.

859
00:43:01,650 --> 00:43:03,350
They bring into this little room.

860
00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:09,210
We got, I get to go in with her and they put two sensors on her belly.

861
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,730
So Kelly gets in there.

862
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:16,130
They put one that is listening for the baby and measuring the baby's heartbeat.

863
00:43:16,590 --> 00:43:25,150
And then another one up higher on her belly that is measuring any contractions that might be happening.

864
00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:25,550
Okay.

865
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:36,410
And so they, they do this and this was kind of funny to watch because clearly my daughter does not like giving information.

866
00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:41,570
Like so they would get her, there's the heartbeat and you'd hear the, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

867
00:43:41,590 --> 00:43:42,610
You'd hear that noise.

868
00:43:42,610 --> 00:43:45,210
And then she would move.

869
00:43:45,650 --> 00:43:57,530
And then again, she tried for like, she tried for like almost three minutes and, and you'd hear, and you would hear it because of the other sensor, you'd hear her move.

870
00:43:58,370 --> 00:44:03,370
And then, and then finally, then when she got it good enough, then they start tracking it.

871
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:07,050
So they want to listen basically for about 20 minutes.

872
00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:14,550
They keep these sensors on and it's on a computer and it tracks out as her heart rate is changing.

873
00:44:15,470 --> 00:44:22,290
And it was funny to watch because those sensors were kind of strapped to Kelly's belly and applying pressure.

874
00:44:22,550 --> 00:44:25,390
This was the first time I actually saw movement.

875
00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:26,430
Right.

876
00:44:26,610 --> 00:44:29,210
She's like, Kelly points it out.

877
00:44:29,430 --> 00:44:30,930
She's like, look, and I'm like, wow.

878
00:44:30,990 --> 00:44:33,850
And you could see the sensor would be like moving around.

879
00:44:34,310 --> 00:44:42,310
But, and you could see her heart rate would go up every time she moved and she's like, and you'd hear the noise and then she'd settle down and come back down.

880
00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:48,630
But then they want to basically see it within a certain range and they're looking for heart rate variability.

881
00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:57,430
Basically they want us, they don't want to see like a constant, a constant higher heart rate would indicate some kind of distress or something.

882
00:44:57,770 --> 00:45:02,010
So they, you want to see the up and down and they did all that and it was good.

883
00:45:02,070 --> 00:45:02,790
That's awesome.

884
00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:09,830
But it was a fun, it was an interesting test to watch, but I did, I was entertained by the girl, the technician trying to find, there she was.

885
00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:10,510
Oh, there it is.

886
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:11,190
Move.

887
00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:12,070
There it is.

888
00:45:12,170 --> 00:45:13,810
She had to track it down.

889
00:45:14,090 --> 00:45:15,270
Maybe because we're, we're men.

890
00:45:16,090 --> 00:45:24,450
It's, and I know this is nature and this is humans, but it's so cool to think your baby's in there.

891
00:45:24,730 --> 00:45:26,370
I just, it blows my mind.

892
00:45:26,430 --> 00:45:29,090
I know it's, it's, it's simple thought process.

893
00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:29,410
Yes.

894
00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:30,950
You're the woman is pregnant.

895
00:45:31,090 --> 00:45:33,290
She has a baby, but as men, we can't do this.

896
00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:34,330
We'll never experience it.

897
00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:41,490
We can't have children just to thought of like, there's another human in my, my loved one, my, my person.

898
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:43,870
It is a thing that it's so easy.

899
00:45:44,210 --> 00:46:00,990
Like from when you were a kid, you understand what happens, but when you see it happen, even at my, like even at my age and having seen a lot, lots of life, it is, you're just amazed by how this all just happens.

900
00:46:01,350 --> 00:46:16,450
And even though now with the doctors and how much, how many intervention points there are, how many things they're checking all the time and watching, this is something that has just happened for humans for thousands of years.

901
00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:21,730
But it is, it's, it's, it's still, it is amazing to go, Oh my God, my baby.

902
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:22,630
Yeah.

903
00:46:22,670 --> 00:46:24,110
That there's this, yeah.

904
00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:29,810
That in a few weeks there's going to be a new person and my wife made it.

905
00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:33,010
So, so we, we, we've got, I got to see that.

906
00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:33,570
That was good.

907
00:46:33,630 --> 00:46:34,250
So good visit.

908
00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:37,230
Overall, everything's headed in the right direction once a week now.

909
00:46:37,530 --> 00:46:39,690
And we get one of those now every week.

910
00:46:39,710 --> 00:46:40,030
Okay.

911
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:41,790
So they keep checking on everything.

912
00:46:41,990 --> 00:46:50,170
The challenge this week has been, I think, because again, we keep talking about how quickly baby Josie is growing.

913
00:46:50,650 --> 00:46:53,650
So Kelly is really feeling the physical demands.

914
00:46:53,930 --> 00:46:57,970
Now she's getting tired a lot quicker, harder for her to get comfortable.

915
00:46:58,310 --> 00:47:01,010
She's having more couple times a night.

916
00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:03,310
She will wake up, she can't sleep.

917
00:47:03,850 --> 00:47:10,650
She's not getting as much rest and I'll give her usually a little back rub and that helps her get back comfortable and back to sleep.

918
00:47:10,910 --> 00:47:18,910
So it's, it's getting to be more of a physical challenge now as we get closer, but she's a trooper, she's doing really well.

919
00:47:19,130 --> 00:47:41,370
And then the nice thing, a wonderful thing, I should say that when we were at the point where we were just starting to tell people like, and we knew what was happening, we found out that Kelly's cousin who lives in, in, uh, in Michigan was also pregnant and like four weeks ahead of Kelly.

920
00:47:41,710 --> 00:47:48,110
And just today they had their baby and we got, so that was great news.

921
00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:50,970
So are the listeners of the podcast?

922
00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:52,810
I don't, let's get them on this.

923
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:54,490
The baby in hand.

924
00:47:54,570 --> 00:47:55,810
Yeah, we could do that.

925
00:47:56,210 --> 00:48:01,590
I'm not sure if they listen or not, but they, they have a beautiful baby boy.

926
00:48:01,690 --> 00:48:02,770
His name is Arman.

927
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:07,030
First of all, saw the picture and good looking kid, right?

928
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:10,070
Like he's a good, and they're both, they're both very good looking.

929
00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:10,890
They're good looking people.

930
00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:16,170
I think they were trying to do try and natural, but they tried for a while.

931
00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:18,110
I think she ended up having a cesarean.

932
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:21,870
So she's recovering and she's, you know, she's doing okay.

933
00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:24,850
You don't have to tell me about age, younger or average.

934
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:25,410
No, yeah.

935
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:34,470
More closer to average age, but has, has gone through a lot of the similar, similar challenges to Kelly with the gestational diabetes and things like that.

936
00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:42,190
So to see that now, and it was, it was, we woke up this morning and I look at my phone and there's the text message with pictures and I'm like, Hey, look.

937
00:48:42,370 --> 00:48:46,150
And I think that that makes it real.

938
00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:47,090
That made it easier.

939
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:54,050
I think for Kelly dealing with what she's dealing now, cause she sees like you're going to get one of those, right?

940
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,550
You're going to get, that's going to be, that's going to be us in a few weeks.

941
00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:59,410
So that was true.

942
00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:02,930
That was really nice to see what it made me think about.

943
00:49:02,970 --> 00:49:06,310
And I've been to hear your take immediately.

944
00:49:07,490 --> 00:49:11,850
I go to this is, I'm messed up immediately.

945
00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:13,410
I look in the, this is a cute kid.

946
00:49:13,770 --> 00:49:17,070
And my immediate thought is, is my kid going to be as cute?

947
00:49:18,050 --> 00:49:19,830
Is she going to be, she's got to be cuter.

948
00:49:19,950 --> 00:49:26,130
Like I'm it's like this competition idea in my head of my kid.

949
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:39,450
I want my kid to be like, just like to, to be for whose sake, better look at me for my baby doesn't care.

950
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,810
Your wife is very pretty and you're not ugly.

951
00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:44,370
So you have no problem there.

952
00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:45,850
I don't, I think we're going to do okay.

953
00:49:45,910 --> 00:49:51,690
But I just, I think these things and I immediately laugh at myself because I'm like, it's just, it's ridiculous.

954
00:49:52,650 --> 00:49:56,590
But did you, so when you were, when you were, were you like, I don't know about the competition part.

955
00:49:56,650 --> 00:50:02,410
Cause I don't think I had so like Pete's Pete's kids were around the same age or a little older.

956
00:50:02,970 --> 00:50:08,350
My nephew is going to be, is going to be 30, like 28, 29.

957
00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:08,710
Okay.

958
00:50:08,730 --> 00:50:09,970
So they were, they were first.

959
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,450
So they were first at my oldest is 23.

960
00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:12,270
So we had a gap.

961
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:12,650
Yeah.

962
00:50:12,890 --> 00:50:14,070
So I didn't have that.

963
00:50:14,370 --> 00:50:18,610
Like where they were next to each other at the same age, but absolutely.

964
00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:20,710
I worried about how the baby look.

965
00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:21,370
Yeah.

966
00:50:21,490 --> 00:50:22,450
Oh my God.

967
00:50:22,490 --> 00:50:31,610
I mean, it was like, cause listen, we don't want to say it, but there's two babies and there's not so cute.

968
00:50:31,690 --> 00:50:31,910
Yes.

969
00:50:32,050 --> 00:50:32,530
Sometimes.

970
00:50:32,610 --> 00:50:35,810
And I didn't want to be in that scenario now.

971
00:50:36,630 --> 00:50:42,790
And my thing is when we had our first, he was light, very member.

972
00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:43,690
I use three weeks.

973
00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:44,110
Yeah.

974
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:49,630
So it wasn't, he wasn't in full, um, you know, full capacity, right.

975
00:50:49,670 --> 00:50:49,910
Right.

976
00:50:49,930 --> 00:50:53,110
The weight and all that, but it still was adorable.

977
00:50:53,330 --> 00:50:53,490
Yeah.

978
00:50:53,670 --> 00:50:58,710
But once he got into that, like the drinking and eating and, Oh my God.

979
00:50:58,710 --> 00:50:59,530
And it didn't take long.

980
00:50:59,630 --> 00:50:59,970
Right.

981
00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:00,410
Yeah.

982
00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:01,450
Just core.

983
00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:06,570
I mean, we would have people like, Oh my God, you're the baby's so and then Nicholas was just a doll.

984
00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:12,630
I mean, he was plump and he was, his face was round and I was smiling.

985
00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:18,630
So yes, you, you will be thinking that I want a cute baby.

986
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:20,670
I want people lying to me.

987
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:21,350
Yep.

988
00:51:21,990 --> 00:51:28,830
Um, but yes, I don't want to have to, I don't want to have to pretend, but no, I think it goes through.

989
00:51:29,730 --> 00:51:34,590
It's like, Oh, your baby looks like Milton Berle.

990
00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:38,010
Like, yeah, it's comical, but I do.

991
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:43,190
And I also, and I think all of it, it's like, I want her to be musically talented.

992
00:51:43,310 --> 00:51:44,350
I want her to be smart.

993
00:51:44,430 --> 00:51:45,210
I want all those things.

994
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:49,850
And, and it's, and I, and I keep reminding myself, what you want is for her to be happy.

995
00:51:50,490 --> 00:51:50,850
Right.

996
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:52,130
That's, that's what you want.

997
00:51:52,130 --> 00:51:52,870
I want her to be happy.

998
00:51:53,230 --> 00:51:54,470
I want her to healthy and happy.

999
00:51:55,030 --> 00:52:00,150
Healthy is probably the, yeah, because you can, you can make happy with what you do.

1000
00:52:00,270 --> 00:52:02,590
Healthy is you, that's a blessing.

1001
00:52:02,710 --> 00:52:03,230
That's the one.

1002
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:03,630
Right.

1003
00:52:03,730 --> 00:52:06,150
I mean, that's like, yeah, happy.

1004
00:52:06,270 --> 00:52:09,750
You will do with your wife and your family and people around you.

1005
00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:10,810
That's going to happen.

1006
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:11,830
That's going to happen.

1007
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:13,290
Health is number one.

1008
00:52:13,490 --> 00:52:13,690
Yep.

1009
00:52:14,390 --> 00:52:18,210
Do you want a boy or you want a girl when people say, I just want it to be healthy.

1010
00:52:18,310 --> 00:52:20,370
How true all the right equipment, how true, right.

1011
00:52:20,450 --> 00:52:23,370
How true that is when you're in that situation.

1012
00:52:23,490 --> 00:52:26,990
I didn't care if it was a boy, girl, hair, no hair.

1013
00:52:27,150 --> 00:52:30,610
I just like, please give the baby a chance.

1014
00:52:30,710 --> 00:52:31,110
Yeah.

1015
00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:32,450
I'll take care of the rest.

1016
00:52:32,510 --> 00:52:33,310
I'll take care of the rest.

1017
00:52:33,390 --> 00:52:33,570
Yeah.

1018
00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:34,990
No, that's it.

1019
00:52:35,090 --> 00:52:35,570
It is.

1020
00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:37,190
But yeah, it's funny with the cute thing.

1021
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:47,850
I mean, as we were talking about, I was remembering Marie, my niece that we were talking about earlier when she was a baby, she was absolutely like, it was ridiculous.

1022
00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:49,770
Blonde hair, blue eyes.

1023
00:52:50,330 --> 00:53:02,410
My brother always tells this story about, but he tells it in such a way that it's bad because he, because when he says it, he'll say it in front of my knees and he'll, but he'll say it like, you really were beautiful.

1024
00:53:02,690 --> 00:53:03,790
Oh, like, like a change.

1025
00:53:03,970 --> 00:53:04,430
Like, yeah.

1026
00:53:04,510 --> 00:53:05,370
Like what now?

1027
00:53:05,450 --> 00:53:06,310
She's a beautiful girl.

1028
00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:06,650
Right.

1029
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,590
But when she was like, he'll tell these stories.

1030
00:53:09,850 --> 00:53:14,990
They were out to brunch somewhere and the chef came out just to see her.

1031
00:53:15,710 --> 00:53:19,110
Like she was, yeah, she was, she was like a little, she was like a little doll.

1032
00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:22,010
Like she was, it was just the blue, the blue eyes, the blonde hair.

1033
00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:28,750
She was, you know, that there won't, there probably won't be any of that, but with me and there's not going to be any blue eyes.

1034
00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:30,950
Maybe hazel eyes, maybe.

1035
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:31,390
Yeah, maybe.

1036
00:53:31,790 --> 00:53:34,250
Someone's going to be a conversation to the doctors.

1037
00:53:34,970 --> 00:53:36,690
What are we, what are we mixing up here?

1038
00:53:37,290 --> 00:53:38,190
What's going on?

1039
00:53:38,770 --> 00:53:48,610
But yeah, no, it is, it is a, a thought that I think a lot of people, a lot of people have maybe won't mention it or talk about it, but we will.

1040
00:53:48,810 --> 00:53:49,490
That's the difference.

1041
00:53:49,790 --> 00:53:52,870
I'm willing to articulate all my awful thoughts.

1042
00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:57,150
So like you said, health and then you've got some good looks here.

1043
00:53:57,310 --> 00:53:57,550
Yeah.

1044
00:53:57,950 --> 00:53:58,210
Yeah.

1045
00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:00,210
I'll be thrilled if she looks like Kelly.

1046
00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:01,350
Absolutely.

1047
00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:02,970
It's a win-win.

1048
00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:03,830
It's a win-win.

1049
00:54:04,010 --> 00:54:08,290
But anyway, we have come to the end of yet another episode.

1050
00:54:08,630 --> 00:54:08,730
Wow.

1051
00:54:08,730 --> 00:54:09,090
18.

1052
00:54:09,450 --> 00:54:10,030
Uh, yeah.

1053
00:54:10,170 --> 00:54:16,370
Episode 18 in the, in the can, but we will be back as certainly we will be back next week.

1054
00:54:16,510 --> 00:54:19,590
First show with the baby here.

1055
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:20,870
Yeah.

1056
00:54:21,110 --> 00:54:22,870
God, the whole thing changes.

1057
00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:26,650
Kelly and I have been in discussion about how we quit.

1058
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:40,390
She feels very strongly as I, as I do, the more I read and understand that the, that no, no social media pictures and it's certainly not on the podcast.

1059
00:54:40,610 --> 00:55:04,710
I said when just one picture, I want to be able to share with everybody at least one picture of the baby when she comes and I'm not sure about sharing like with friends and family and no, no, I mean on the, on the podcast, I would like to, I would like to do that one and at the very least without covering the and I'm, I'm going to have a, I'm going to have a hard time selling her.

1060
00:55:04,830 --> 00:55:09,430
Can I tell you, and I know she's listening with Watson on her right now, right?

1061
00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:13,510
If you're going to do that, do it as early as possible because the face changes.

1062
00:55:13,670 --> 00:55:14,410
That's what I said.

1063
00:55:14,730 --> 00:55:15,830
That's, that's what I said.

1064
00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:17,910
It would be so early.

1065
00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:19,990
You wouldn't just want totally different.

1066
00:55:20,170 --> 00:55:27,770
Cause I feel like if you've invested the time in listening, you should get to see honestly, I mean, I'm not joking around.

1067
00:55:27,770 --> 00:55:34,770
If you're going to take photos right away, do it, do it within the first couple of days because within a week you don't even know what you're doing.

1068
00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:35,710
It's a totally different.

1069
00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:43,070
Honestly, one of the things, I don't think I've mentioned this, but this was another very generous gift from Kelly's brother and his wife.

1070
00:55:43,350 --> 00:55:47,330
They got us a gift certificate for a baby photo shoot.

1071
00:55:47,790 --> 00:55:49,370
So we have like a portrait.

1072
00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:51,510
Like I was like, what is that?

1073
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,830
A thing used to do so many photos with babies.

1074
00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:55,050
Yeah.

1075
00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:58,230
We used to go, we used to go, I know one place was at the mall.

1076
00:55:58,370 --> 00:56:02,030
They had this thing and we have, I think we've taken both of them.

1077
00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:02,890
It was so cool.

1078
00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:03,230
We would.

1079
00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:03,910
Oh yeah.

1080
00:56:04,050 --> 00:56:05,390
No, you're going to do all that stuff.

1081
00:56:05,530 --> 00:56:06,570
We have one picture.

1082
00:56:06,870 --> 00:56:07,570
Oh my God.

1083
00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,050
I'll say this before we go.

1084
00:56:09,210 --> 00:56:11,930
They put babies in different scenarios, right?

1085
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:13,030
Right.

1086
00:56:13,530 --> 00:56:14,150
There was one.

1087
00:56:14,490 --> 00:56:17,870
They put the baby in a hatched egg.

1088
00:56:20,790 --> 00:56:21,890
Like a Robinson.

1089
00:56:22,990 --> 00:56:25,370
The yolk was like a towel or something.

1090
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:25,730
Okay.

1091
00:56:25,870 --> 00:56:32,090
And for the longest time we told, I believe it was Nicholas that that's how you babies are born.

1092
00:56:32,410 --> 00:56:34,830
We even have the picture to prove it.

1093
00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:37,630
He was born in his head.

1094
00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:44,070
So we used to take those photos so much and we loved it.

1095
00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:44,810
That's awesome.

1096
00:56:46,090 --> 00:56:50,350
Didn't they used to put baby announcements in the paper, like wedding with the baby pictures.

1097
00:56:50,470 --> 00:56:51,130
Did they do that?

1098
00:56:51,530 --> 00:56:53,010
Or am I just, am I making that up?

1099
00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:54,670
They used to do wedding announcements.

1100
00:56:54,790 --> 00:56:56,150
I think that's the thing that would do babies too.

1101
00:56:57,130 --> 00:57:00,270
Anyway, we gave you another five minutes of nonsense.

1102
00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:00,610
Yeah.

1103
00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:02,790
I guess that maybe, maybe you'll see the picture.

1104
00:57:03,070 --> 00:57:03,470
Maybe not.

1105
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:03,970
We don't know.

1106
00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:06,890
I'm pulling for you guys to be able to see it.

1107
00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:10,470
I think if you've invested the time, yeah, you should get it.

1108
00:57:10,610 --> 00:57:13,370
But they can think we're lying about the whole thing.

1109
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:15,750
There's no way that guy's a father.

1110
00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:17,510
You're just having new puppies.

1111
00:57:18,270 --> 00:57:18,910
That's it.

1112
00:57:19,030 --> 00:57:22,330
He's just buying a bunch of babies with all those damn books you read about dogs.

1113
00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:25,410
Some creepy guy hanging around the baby department at Target.

1114
00:57:25,450 --> 00:57:26,510
Frank's not even married.

1115
00:57:26,650 --> 00:57:27,630
We need to say this guy.

1116
00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:31,510
Frank's been single and I'm, I need help.

1117
00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:35,330
I've been locked in this basement for 18 episodes.

1118
00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:37,210
Carlos locked in my basement.

1119
00:57:37,630 --> 00:57:39,170
He's just trying to earn his way out.

1120
00:57:39,710 --> 00:57:40,090
Okay.

1121
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,910
Thank you for sticking with us again.

1122
00:57:42,110 --> 00:57:44,250
And, uh, and we will see you next week.

1123
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:50,470
Well folks, that's another episode of the gray hair and daycare podcast in the books.

1124
00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:53,410
Thanks very much for tuning in and spending this time with us.

1125
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:54,610
We hope it was fun.

1126
00:57:55,130 --> 00:58:01,730
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1127
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:10,330
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1128
00:58:11,290 --> 00:58:23,230
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1129
00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:24,450
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1130
00:58:24,890 --> 00:58:26,770
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to