Welcome back to the premier parenting podcast for dads where older dads tackle toddler swear words and genius milestones! In this episode of raw parenting comedy, we breakdown the ultimate dad life realities for every Gen X dad.
Navigating fatherhood late in life brings endless humor in life and unforgettable funny parenting moments. Frank shares the hilarious story of baby Josie dropping her first swear word—and for once, the blame falls entirely on mama! We deliver practical fatherhood tips, new dad advice, and essential parent advice on handling the ketchup versus mustard hot dog controversy and the "agree and move on" marital strategy.
From Frank joining Mensa to evaluate his toddler’s 99th-percentile cognitive milestones to rewriting Baby Shark into "Daddy Poop," this episode is packed with peak dad humor. We also offer thoughtful baby advice and grounded fatherhood advice on toddler socialization before age three. Being a dad while raising kids is full of chaos, but nothing beats hearing that first precious "Love you". Tune in for authentic parenting talk!
Chapter Markers
0:00 – Mama’s Slip-Up: The Toddler’s First Swear Word
1:45 – Silver Fox Mailbox: Trina Weighs In on Hot Dog Ketchup
4:50 – Hot Steaks vs. Cold Plates: The Domestic Food Temperature War
6:30 – Empty Calories: Juice Bans vs. Rocky Road Ice Cream
10:45 – Italian Sausage Sandwiches with Mustard & Provolone
13:50 – Turning Stone Dinner: Napkin Ring Bracelets at Salt
15:30 – Anniversary Date Night at Daniella’s Steakhouse
18:15 – 19-Month Alphabet Prodigy: Frank Joins Mensa
24:30 – Rewriting Baby Shark: The "Daddy Poop" Anthem
27:15 – September 21st, 8:49 PM: The First "Love You"
31:00 – Tim’s Pumpkin Patch: Apple Cannons, Emus & Cider Arnold Palmers
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