New Teeth, Getting Bit & Being Peed On, Fatherhood Advice for the Viral Age : Episode 32 Part 1

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So there's these videos of, and you may have seen some of them, there'll be this cute kid and he'll be in a high chair and just crying.

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Okay.

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And then all of a sudden you'll see out of frame will fly in a piece of American cheese that will just hit their head and they just stop.

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They're confused.

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It just shocks them.

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Yeah.

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And they stop crying.

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And you know, and the parents laugh.

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And I like that.

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I think it's fine.

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I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Now, of course, this is a very thoughtful columnist and expressing to her, her disdain for these people and how they're using their children without their consent and this and that.

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Okay.

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It's one of those things that I feel like someday, and this is one of the points that the writer makes is someday that kid's going to see that video and how are they going to feel?

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And I think if you've parented them the right way, they're going to laugh because it's funny.

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But if you convince them that they should be offended by anything and everything that people do to them, then they're going to want to take you to court and sue for emancipation at 12 years old.

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This is the Gray Hair and Day Care Podcast with a combined age of 111 years and a combined IQ right in that same range.

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Your hosts, Frank Serio and Carlo Russo.

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Welcome back.

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Here we are.

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Here we are.

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We're back.

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It feels like it's been a really long time and it has been.

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Oh, has it?

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I had a little bit of a cold, so we had to delay the recording a couple of weeks.

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We got lots of fun things to cover.

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Yeah.

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And as always, I am Frank Serio.

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I am 56 years old and my little girl is seven and a half months old.

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That's crazy.

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It keeps, it keeps rolling on.

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Crazy.

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And I feel really bad because I was, I've been looking forward to you coming over.

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And last time she was a little.

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Hot of it.

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A little, she was sleepy and she wasn't super responsive.

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And then you come over today.

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Wow.

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Now the dogs, 15, 20 minutes before he even gets in the county, they're barking and like someone, something's, they can feel it.

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They can feel you approaching.

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And then you get here and she's all, she was.

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The baby went berserk.

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I don't think she's cried like that.

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She was.

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Since birth.

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She was crying real tears.

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She had tears.

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She had little tears.

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She had fear.

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She had anger.

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She had.

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Confusion.

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Who is this person?

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Yes.

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Why is he here?

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Why are they looking at me?

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And it didn't stop.

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No, it did not stop.

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And it didn't trail off.

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No.

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We decided we're just going to move forward.

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I started playing with the dogs and she kind of transferred over to you from the sitter.

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Yes.

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And stopped for about a half a second.

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And I thought, okay, we can just talk normal now and start it back up.

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So we're going to work on that.

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That's right.

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I'm sure we will.

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I'm sure we will do better.

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But still, I'm happy you're here.

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And she, I'm sure.

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Maybe she was sad because she's going to miss episode 32 and she's going to be, you know, she wanted to be down here.

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Maybe that's what she wanted.

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She lives everything in all the episodes.

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That's right.

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She is the central figure of our little show.

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I was driving here and I was thinking when she's old enough to figure out what we're doing, she's either going to be very excited.

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Like, wow, that's very, or she's going to be like, you guys are creeps.

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You're weirdos.

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Just talking about me from when I was born.

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Stop it.

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At some point there will be kind of a reckoning of, well, what do you think?

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How do you feel about this?

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There has to be.

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This hours of video of your father talking about you.

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So we'll see.

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Well, actually that does, that leads into a little bit.

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Okay.

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Our first segment, which will be book report.

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So book report this time is not a book as it always isn't.

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It's never a book.

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So the Guardian online, there was this article and it's one that Kelly found and had mentioned.

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And then I accidentally found this too.

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And I was reading about it and I didn't really give it as much credence as she did.

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It was written by one of their contributors, Rhiannon Lucy Coslet.

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Love her stuff.

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And the title of the article was parents who film their children crying for clicks should have a good look at themselves.

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Oh my God.

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We would have had a million clicks on that cry that we just had.

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Now, and I get like, so we're obviously, Kelly and I are very protective of like.

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Photos, pictures.

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We don't, we don't put a lot of her.

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And, and trust me, being motivated to have us be a successful podcast.

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It would be great if we could.

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Yeah, it would be like a couple videos of my kid and I would have millions of views and hundreds of subscribers.

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But no, I don't want to do that.

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And, and this woman is talking about, and I don't know if you've seen these, but I have seen these videos and I just laugh at them because I don't think, I don't read into things as deeply sometimes as I think some other more thoughtful people like my lefty wife.

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You might just look at the service.

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I look at the service.

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So there's these videos of, and you may have seen some of them.

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There'll be this cute kid and he'll be in a high chair and just crying.

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Okay.

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And then all of a sudden you'll see out of, out of frame will fly in a piece of American cheese that will just hit their head and they just stop.

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They're confused.

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It just shocks them and they stop crying and, and, you know, and the parents laugh.

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And I like that.

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I think I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Now, of course, this is a very thoughtful columnist and expressing to her, her disdain for these people and how they're using their children without their consent and this and that.

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Yes.

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Yes, they are.

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And I get it.

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But it's a video.

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Every video we take from a birthday party is without their consent.

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Yes.

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Every video we've been taking to our kids until they can go, stop filming me.

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Right.

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It's one of those things that I feel like someday, and this is one of the points that the writer makes is someday that kid's going to see that video and how are they going to feel?

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And I think if you've parented them the right way, they're going to laugh because it's funny.

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But if you convince them that they should be offended by anything and everything that people do to them, then they're going to want to take you to court and sue for emancipation at 12 years old.

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I mean, I don't think we would have done that.

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We wouldn't, we wouldn't be that parent throwing cheese.

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I can't picture.

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I don't think I would do that.

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I haven't.

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I don't know if I would throw, maybe not American, maybe a little nice, nice provolone.

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No, that would be too hard.

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Shredded mozzarella, like petty.

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A little shredded cheddar, something a little, with a little more flavor.

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We would have loved it.

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That was a snack.

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Mom and dad throwing food at us.

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It probably happened.

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No, I can't picture it.

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And I can't picture putting that on, like, I won't even use her.

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This is a whole podcast about my daughter and she's never in it.

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You don't even know her name.

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So I understand there is a certain protective element that you don't want to put your kid out there or do anything that they're going to feel bad about later.

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But there was an article I was reading the other day and it was talking about this one crazy, completely lunatic, left-wing, new age person talking about how he suggests to parents that they should ask for their consent before they change their diaper.

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Wow.

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And it's like, OK, come on.

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The smell is the consent.

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Yeah, there you go.

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The smell is consent.

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This has to be changed.

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Yes, yeah.

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Do you think the Gerber baby consent?

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No, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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He has.

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Oh, yes.

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The baby wants his photo to be.

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I remember the very famous Nirvana.

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Yes, he sued somebody.

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He sued them.

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Yeah.

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Because nobody ever had his permission to use his image that way.

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I don't know if he won anything or not.

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And I say this because he probably did win.

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Do you remember when the lady who sued McDonald's because the coffee was too hot and it didn't say it on there?

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That changed everything.

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Yes, it did.

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Now they put very hot cautious.

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Yeah.

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But remember when we first heard them like, oh, God, yeah, you're going to win that.

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It's hot coffee.

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She won.

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That's why I like the standing joke.

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When you used to buy a car, the manual would have instructions on how to adjust the valve timing.

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Now the manual has 30 pages of how to not drink the battery fluid.

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It's like, OK, so it's a different world freeze is not to be.

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Please don't drink the green stuff.

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Has no flavor.

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So but the Guardian online, there were she did make some points that are valid.

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Sure.

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What are you doing if you're literally if if you're letting your kids stay in an emotional state and crying and really upset for your for the purposes of getting clicks?

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Yeah.

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Somebody should have good people.

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No.

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Yeah.

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You should get hit with a hammer.

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I understand that.

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And I don't know for good people that laugh at that, but it's already out there.

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I mean, I didn't do it.

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We didn't do it.

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I didn't do it.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I laugh at a kid inconsolably crying.

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I laugh at the fact that there's a cheese and they stop.

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Yeah.

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So I don't know.

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It's a it's an interesting one.

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But like you said, if you're going to be brought up being offended of everything, then you're not going to be able to do anything right to be offended of the world.

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You see what you're looking for in life, right?

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Whatever you whatever you expect, that's what you're going to get more of.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And then when you're not, it doesn't even become a part of your consciousness.

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You don't even think about it.

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So, yeah, I thought it was an interesting article.

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When you saw that video, was there any thought in your and I know the answer to this.

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Was there any thought?

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Well, I wonder if the baby had it's going to be.

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How the baby's going to feel about this in the future?

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Like, no, there's a cheese flying across the room.

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Come on.

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And it stopped the baby from crying.

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Yeah.

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So confused of what just happened.

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That's what I got out of it.

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It's funny.

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It's funny.

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It's just funny.

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And it's weird.

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Like, oh, OK, that wouldn't have been.

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Maybe they're just crying because they're just crying.

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And then when you take them out of that element of surprise, like, oh, shit, what the hell was that?

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They're not really crying then.

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Their state changes immediately.

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Right, immediately.

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So then all of a sudden, how bad was that cry when something just went, wait a minute, what the hell was that?

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Keep a slice of cheese in your pocket.

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So I'm going to turn this whole thing around.

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I think it's good for the people to videotape themselves.

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Just not just not the Kraft singles.

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No, no, no.

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But no, I think.

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Yeah, it's interesting, though.

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Yeah, it is.

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You want to be mindful of this stuff.

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But at the same time, I think there's a big problem with people who take things a little bit too, anything a little too seriously.

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Isn't that?

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Yeah.

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If there's something out there that people are getting popular, rich, fame.

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Yeah.

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People are going to take advantage of that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Right.

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I mean, it's human nature.

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There's someone going to figure out, well, I can shut the baby up and not videotape it or or it's crying anyways.

250
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Right.

251
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Let me do this.

252
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Yeah, there is a fight.

253
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There's a fine line between being exploitative and just being funny.

254
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Yeah.

255
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Now, if they sent that to you like a family member and not put it on social media, then you go, that's funny because they're not spreading it to the world.

256
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It's like, look what just happened.

257
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That's hilarious.

258
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Exactly.

259
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And it's between us.

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That's right.

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But anyhow, so there was that.

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And that was our book report.

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264
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265
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So next up.

267
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Next up.

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What's up?

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We have not done one of these for a while.

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And this is also a variation on our normal theme of I was wrong.

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Now, this time I was not wrong.

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Nor were you wrong.

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I like this time.

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My lovely wife and the physician's assistant was incorrect.

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They were wrong because little baby Josie has had plenty of apples since our last episode.

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And no problems.

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No problems.

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In fact, we'll talk about it later.

279
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She loves apples.

280
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Actually, you know what?

281
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Her favorite thing seems to be tomatoes.

282
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Really?

283
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Loves tomatoes.

284
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Like just cut up and...

285
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Kelly will just slice up little like wedges.

286
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Almost like apple wedges.

287
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Like an apple?

288
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And she'll just and she loves tomato.

289
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She loves...

290
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We call it hummus, but it's not really hummus.

291
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It's just mashed up chickpeas with a little garlic.

292
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She loves that.

293
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She loves hummus.

294
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She loves the...

295
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She's had peanut butter on little toasty kind of thing.

296
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She likes that.

297
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She likes everything.

298
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So she's on food now.

299
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Well, yeah.

300
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So we're doing...

301
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So the baby led weaning has really...

302
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It's amazing to watch because she...

303
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And to her credit, Kelly has curated all of this stuff.

304
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As much as this is a victory lap for me that I was right about the not being allergic to apples.

305
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Kelly's very, very on top of...

306
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Yeah, they're better than us, bro.

307
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They're better than us.

308
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She is.

309
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This week we're going to do this and this.

310
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She's every day in the morning.

311
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Again, 7.30 in the morning, Kelly hands the baby to me.

312
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I've got her until Carrie gets here at about nine.

313
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Part of what I always do with her is I get the bottles ready.

314
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So I'll take the containers of breast milk from the last time Kelly pumped and I'll make up the bottles and then I'll look and she'll have a little plate made up for lunch and it'll be whatever we're supposed to give her today.

315
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So today it was tomato wedges, some yogurt with something in it.

316
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It might have been salmon, a little bit of salmon.

317
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Oh, she may be there.

318
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:16,850
But well, so there's certain allergens that you want to introduce them to.

319
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Right, right, right.

320
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Get them out of there.

321
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Yeah, get them in the body.

322
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So she's always got different stuff.

323
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Are you spreading peanut butter all over so she doesn't have nut allergies?

324
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We already have...

325
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She has had peanut butter, all natural peanut butter on stuff.

326
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But yeah, she loves it.

327
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I think tomatoes are her favorite.

328
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Not a big fan of banana, but likes the tomatoes, likes zucchini, cucumber, carrot.

329
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She's already in the health kit.

330
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She's already there.

331
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It's all either organic or raw vegetables.

332
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Is Kelly like this?

333
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No, but she wants to just...

334
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I don't know, it's great.

335
00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,390
Yeah, no, no.

336
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It's like Kelly did the other day.

337
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She came in, she's like, I'm going to get another bag of cookies from the freezer.

338
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We still have leftover cookies because we baked too much for Christmas.

339
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So good.

340
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:08,230
And yeah, so she's brought in a bag of Cucidati.

341
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That's great.

342
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Just sit there watching the baby and TV.

343
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:14,410
Yeah, and the baby's looking like, hey, that looks good.

344
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Well, eat your tomatoes, brother.

345
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Yeah, but...

346
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Before I throw cheese at you.

347
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,550
Yeah, no, she's doing great with the food.

348
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:22,910
We'll talk a little bit more about that later.

349
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:26,790
But with the apples, thank goodness, no issue.

350
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And since then, no problems with any kind of reactions to food.

351
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:40,930
The only thing with the baby led weaning that's a little scary is, you know, you're giving her a big hunk of...

352
00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:41,610
Yeah, it's always scary.

353
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:44,810
And she gets a little bit more off than usual.

354
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And then sometimes she'll look like, what do I do?

355
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:51,450
Like she's got a swallow and sometimes she'll cough something out.

356
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,670
But, you know, they get used to it quick.

357
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,410
But she's like great.

358
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If you get yogurt on the spoon, hand her the spoon, she puts it right in.

359
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,570
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

360
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,290
God, I wish you didn't cry.

361
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,330
She'll be...

362
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:07,130
She's so adorable.

363
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,030
When we go back up, she'll probably be better.

364
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,030
Are you kidding me?

365
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,730
I'm going to videotape it.

366
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:14,650
It's fun.

367
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:15,270
She's a lot...

368
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:15,990
She is...

369
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,150
The expressions, all that stuff.

370
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:20,230
Is there a personality coming out yet?

371
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:23,470
I think there is a little bit.

372
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:24,910
There's more faces.

373
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:32,750
I think this is either a new face or she's just a little stuffy because she's been doing like a scrunchie nose face, which is cute.

374
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,270
But you definitely see she is...

375
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,170
And she reacts.

376
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:42,450
And if people are paying attention, she is into it.

377
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,290
But the I was wrong.

378
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:45,970
I was not wrong.

379
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,070
I'm very happy.

380
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:47,950
No, yeah, I know.

381
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:52,390
I came home one night and Trina told me that I was wrong and I forgot.

382
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,730
Oh, Trina usually has good ones.

383
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:56,350
Yeah, she does.

384
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,130
And it was real.

385
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,370
Tell her she should just text him straight to me.

386
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:00,670
It was something about...

387
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:06,609
Oh, she said something about I didn't know if our babies were bald.

388
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,670
Oh, or when they got their hair.

389
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:09,430
Yeah, something like that.

390
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,569
Whatever I said, I was wrong.

391
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,230
OK, well, we got two for one.

392
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:14,010
So I was...

393
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:14,770
I wasn't wrong.

394
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:18,190
She's like, yeah, their babies were bald or had hair.

395
00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:21,849
Whatever I said they weren't, they were.

396
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,849
OK, we can ask for clarification.

397
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:24,589
I was wrong.

398
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:29,270
OK, that is kind of the first thing to talk about in our next segment.

399
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:32,790
Which is what just happened.

400
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:40,570
So and that is thinking about the developmental changes and stuff.

401
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,570
I have already had...

402
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:52,070
I had really officially the first experience as a father where I just said, OK, this needs to stop.

403
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:53,510
Explain.

404
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:57,050
I don't want her to grow up this way.

405
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:57,750
Oh, OK.

406
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:04,290
That I am now with with Carrie here taking care of her during the day.

407
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,530
Like I do the bottle prep, but I don't usually give her her bottles anymore.

408
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:07,870
Right.

409
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:08,310
Right.

410
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,150
And then when when Kelly's home, she's breastfeeding.

411
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:11,650
She's got her thing.

412
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,650
So I was around.

413
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,810
Carrie was trying to give her a bottle and she was distracted.

414
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,670
She was like looking around to see me rather than paying attention to the bottle.

415
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,830
And I kind of wrapped it was toward the end of the day.

416
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,230
I'd wrap things up with work.

417
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,550
And I was like, oh, just give it to me and I'll give it to her.

418
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:30,790
And she didn't want to be held.

419
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,650
Like I used to hold her.

420
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:34,090
Like you used to.

421
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:34,650
Right.

422
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:37,050
She wanted to kind of more sit up in my lap.

423
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,250
Yeah, now she's older.

424
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:45,510
And I'm like, oh, and then and it just that was like you're never going to hold her like that.

425
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:45,730
Right.

426
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:49,090
Then I'm like, OK, you probably need to burp.

427
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:52,790
And before I could pick her up and put her on my shoulder, she just looked at me and burped.

428
00:18:53,410 --> 00:19:03,850
So and I'm like, and and now it's just there's something about now that because she sits up unassisted, I see that she's doing that stuff that she just looks like a little person.

429
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:09,290
And it is I'm just like, OK, this this should not like this.

430
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:15,290
Let's stop here for keep it like this for a month because it just goes by.

431
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,390
And it goes quicker because they learn so much.

432
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:21,630
It goes by so fast, so fast, quickly to the new stuff now.

433
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:27,030
That they pick up other things where it used to take a month going, OK, she'll be doing this for about a month.

434
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,250
Now it's for about an hour and then they're going to find something out and go.

435
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:30,830
It does.

436
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:31,330
You know what I mean?

437
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,870
It just it changes so, so quickly.

438
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:37,210
She she's the the sitting up is a big thing.

439
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:37,430
Yeah.

440
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:38,870
Now, which is cool.

441
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,970
And she'll kind of she'll balance herself every once in a while.

442
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:41,590
She'll go over.

443
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:45,250
But she's she's doing well with all that stuff.

444
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:48,850
And then she's not not still not crawling.

445
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:54,590
But she will a lot of times during tummy time, she will scoot backwards.

446
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:59,510
So that's like the beginnings of something going on.

447
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:03,170
Some kids skip crawling, go right to pick themselves up and walk.

448
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:07,890
When I hold, I will hold her just kind of help her balance at her hips.

449
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,450
Like I'll have my hands at her waist and have her standing on my lap.

450
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,670
And she will stand up and she's.

451
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,610
And her legs are strong.

452
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:15,490
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

453
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,830
So I think she might get that.

454
00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:19,490
I think she might not crawl very much at all.

455
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,650
It seems like what it is.

456
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:24,950
I see all these videos of what you're supposed to do to help them.

457
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:29,030
And a lot of them are like you put a towel under their belly.

458
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:29,770
OK.

459
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:35,610
And then put them and then like let them hang to get them to to get them to basically.

460
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:36,310
Like a quote.

461
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,830
To pivot at their hips and bring their knees down.

462
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:43,410
So their knees will hit the floor, which is so I'll sometimes I'll hold her that way.

463
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:44,910
So that's what it is.

464
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:50,450
She hasn't made the connection that to get her knees under her to pivot at her hips.

465
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:50,730
Gotcha.

466
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:53,790
Which eventually it's just going to happen and she's going to do it.

467
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:56,550
Or she'll just army crawl or whatever.

468
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:59,030
But but it's it's interesting to watch.

469
00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,250
She's doing well with that stuff.

470
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:06,450
But reaching things, grafting were every time we hand her back and forth between Kelly and me.

471
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,250
Kelly keeps going for the read.

472
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:10,270
Do you want to come to me?

473
00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:11,430
Trying to get her to reach.

474
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:11,890
Right, right.

475
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:14,510
And she's starting to imply it.

476
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,570
Not all the way, not reach all the way.

477
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:18,050
But that that's coming along.

478
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:19,950
The big thing.

479
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:20,710
I don't know.

480
00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:22,650
Did we talk about it last time?

481
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,170
Must not have been the two teeth.

482
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:31,050
We said you thought they were coming in.

483
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:31,430
Yes.

484
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:32,030
So they appeared.

485
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:32,370
Yep.

486
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:34,330
So now two teeth at the bottom.

487
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:34,710
I saw.

488
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:35,470
Very adorable.

489
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:35,930
Cute.

490
00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:39,270
She because when she gives her big, big open mouth smile.

491
00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:40,170
I won't see that.

492
00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:41,030
They're right there.

493
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:41,530
You might.

494
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,950
You might see a scream.

495
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,050
I saw him with a scream.

496
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:45,710
Yeah, but yeah.

497
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,610
So she has two teeth right in the middle on the bottom.

498
00:21:47,690 --> 00:21:48,150
So cute.

499
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:48,950
That have come in.

500
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:51,450
And those last night for some reason.

501
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,210
They'll get you too.

502
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:55,050
We had two things last night that were new.

503
00:21:55,410 --> 00:22:01,830
So for a little while after dinner, I've got her and she's looking at me and I like I just love it.

504
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:09,370
I'll have her like right up close and she'll be looking at me and we'll be talking and she'll be jabbering, making her little baby talk sounds.

505
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:18,490
And then all of a sudden I see her coming in and she comes in and she just my whole nose.

506
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:22,090
And so that little two little teeth are right there on my septum.

507
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,210
And I'm like, I'm like an idiot.

508
00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:25,010
I let her do it.

509
00:22:25,050 --> 00:22:25,990
I'm like, okay, go ahead.

510
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:33,210
And I'm like, oh, Kelly's around the corner like that.

511
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,050
That must hurt.

512
00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:36,730
I'm like, yeah, it hasn't got her yet.

513
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,090
Oh, she gets it.

514
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:45,750
I was going to say she's, uh, she, she, when she wants, when she's hungry, she will, she will bite her chin.

515
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,170
She'll get us right up right here.

516
00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:48,790
And boom.

517
00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,310
She doesn't do the chin because I don't think she likes the whiskers.

518
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:54,510
She doesn't do that to me, but there's no whiskers on my nose.

519
00:22:54,630 --> 00:23:02,930
I remember you saying that just brought back a memory of when their head is like going like this and it goes, boom, it's the worst feelings.

520
00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:06,890
Like your eyes water, they nail you right in the nose.

521
00:23:07,030 --> 00:23:07,190
We're right.

522
00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:08,270
Oh God.

523
00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:12,870
I remember so there is, there is pain involved because you're looking at the baby, you know, cute.

524
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:16,770
And then all of a sudden they lose control and they go, because I'm always, always got her right there.

525
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,890
Cause I like, I love being close, but yeah.

526
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:23,130
So it's there, there is that, that happened yesterday.

527
00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:24,890
That wasn't quite as bad.

528
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:26,510
This was a new experience for me.

529
00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:30,830
And there's a little bit of after a while, like right now it's seven months.

530
00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:33,970
I'm fairly confident with the baby, right?

531
00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:37,430
Like certainly I feel comfortable, we're good.

532
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:39,210
It's always, it's fun.

533
00:23:40,430 --> 00:23:46,930
But our nightly routine, Kelly setting up the, is getting ready to set up for bath time.

534
00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:51,530
And she's like, well, do you want to hold her while I get the bath ready?

535
00:23:51,970 --> 00:23:52,890
And I said, sure.

536
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,990
And she's like, well, be careful.

537
00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:59,890
Cause she had already, she'd already undressed her and put her in one of her little cute bath robes.

538
00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:02,410
So no, no diaper, just the bathrobe.

539
00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:03,130
I'm like, oh sure.

540
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:08,870
And we're sitting and I've got her sitting on my lap and she's looking at me.

541
00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:21,930
And sure enough, all of a sudden I feel warm and really just soaked my whole from like here down and my jeans.

542
00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:23,710
So I'm like, I'm just trying to stay still.

543
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,290
Cause I don't want to get anything on the couch.

544
00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:30,250
So I'm like calling Kelly, mommy, come upstairs.

545
00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,410
And she's, she's just looking at me like, I do this all the time.

546
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:34,350
Like, what's your problem?

547
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:39,530
But yeah, so I, I got, I got very directly and thoroughly peed on by my daughter.

548
00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:47,130
And the whole time I'm just, it's that moment where you're like, who else would I let do this to me?

549
00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:48,990
No, no, no, no.

550
00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:50,310
I mean, not with them.

551
00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:51,790
And you're like, you don't even mind.

552
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:52,630
You're like, okay.

553
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:58,910
Even if your dogs did that, you're like, oh, I would want them to peed on my front.

554
00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:00,090
They just peed on you.

555
00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:00,970
Like, come on.

556
00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:06,890
No, but again, who would we allow puke on us, bite us in the face?

557
00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:11,570
That's why you love these kids.

558
00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:12,650
Or you're supposed to.

559
00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:13,430
It's so unconditional.

560
00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:14,810
That's it.

561
00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:16,430
They're like, okay, whatever.

562
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:17,510
I signed up.

563
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:18,890
This is the life I chose.

564
00:25:19,530 --> 00:25:21,630
But I thought that was, that was amusing.

565
00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:26,150
Anyway, so with the two teeth, we talked a little bit about all the food stuff.

566
00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:34,670
So very systematically working through the main, the big three allergens are eggs, dairy and wheat.

567
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,710
And we've been through all of those.

568
00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:42,490
So she's had, Kelly will make these little, she'll make like a little omelet and then cut it into strips.

569
00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:46,370
So she'll be like, well, she'll just have a handful of like an egg omelet.

570
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:48,130
She tries to get it in there.

571
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,190
Like a little drunk.

572
00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:49,930
We used to call.

573
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:50,950
Oh my God.

574
00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:56,210
And this could be part of, you were wrong, but his drunken state.

575
00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:57,910
I forgot who it was, Natalia or Nick.

576
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,930
It was like, they're like drunk people.

577
00:26:00,030 --> 00:26:01,430
They're just like walking around the house.

578
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:02,170
That's what it looks like.

579
00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:04,610
Trying to get it in there.

580
00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:10,290
When we used to go to the diner after a night of drinking, everybody looks like babies.

581
00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:12,230
Trying to get a piece of bacon in your face.

582
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,690
Coffee spills on you.

583
00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:16,410
That's awesome.

584
00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:17,430
And you generally pee yourself.

585
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,230
And you pee yourself too.

586
00:26:19,030 --> 00:26:19,910
That's it.

587
00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:20,850
No, yeah.

588
00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:25,850
It's funny watching that stuff with the, yeah, the egg always looks funny.

589
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:26,370
Yeah.

590
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:30,150
But I send you guys pictures, but I don't know if I sent you this one.

591
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:32,150
The picture of her with a chicken leg.

592
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:34,050
I don't think I saw that one.

593
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:36,950
She looks like Henry VIII with a turkey leg.

594
00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:40,790
But she's got it like she's holding, she's just gnawing on the thing.

595
00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:41,330
That's great.

596
00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:41,890
Yeah.

597
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:42,550
She likes chicken.

598
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:45,430
Chicken and tomatoes.

599
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,490
Tomatoes and chicken.

600
00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:48,510
A nice puttanesca sauce.

601
00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:49,270
That's beautiful.

602
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,530
I could do some chicken cacciatore, she means.

603
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,570
Chicken cacciatore, that's it.

604
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:53,590
She'll love it.

605
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:56,670
But yeah, so we've been through all that stuff.

606
00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:01,030
She likes the hummus, the chickpeas and garlic.

607
00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:02,930
Pine nuts is the next thing.

608
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:07,630
So we'll probably, well, you want to do the nuts one at a time.

609
00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,470
So we might be able to do that.

610
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:16,170
What I think is funny is she also now, so she has these latex bibs that have like a trough.

611
00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:18,670
So it catches the food if it slides down.

612
00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:20,810
But she uses it like a little holding pouch.

613
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:23,310
She'll be like, puts it back, gets something else.

614
00:27:23,590 --> 00:27:24,530
Then she reaches around.

615
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:25,750
You'll see her.

616
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,510
She'll be reaching, rooting around in her little.

617
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:28,190
They're so funny.

618
00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:28,630
It is.

619
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:29,510
Like it's a little purse.

620
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,650
What do I have in here?

621
00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:31,450
What do I got in here?

622
00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:32,430
Is that a gum?

623
00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:33,390
A Werther's Original.

624
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:33,930
Hold on.

625
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:37,550
So yeah, so she uses the little pouch, which is cute.

626
00:27:37,810 --> 00:27:39,010
She's much better.

627
00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:42,410
You can tell she's working on her pincer graft.

628
00:27:42,630 --> 00:27:44,130
She opens little doors.

629
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:47,490
She does more stuff with her, with her little, with her toys.

630
00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:52,870
The food has created the digestive, some digestive challenges.

631
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:58,690
So sometimes it'll be like we got to keep track because I don't change all the diapers during the day.

632
00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:02,850
And then, you know, and then Kelly will ask like, when did you poop last night?

633
00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:03,450
I don't know.

634
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,850
So like it was, she'll go a couple of days sometimes.

635
00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:10,670
And yesterday, so yesterday would have been like day three.

636
00:28:11,050 --> 00:28:12,110
She would have been day three.

637
00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:18,630
And you could tell because she like, she'll just make these noises like, and she'll smile.

638
00:28:19,010 --> 00:28:22,730
So she's, so, you know, she's known she's bothering her.

639
00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:30,290
So usually a surefire way for some reason to get her to poop is putting her in the car.

640
00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:31,570
Really?

641
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:42,050
I don't know if it's about the position that she's in, in the carrier or if it's the motion of the car, but that's almost like, I can't tell you how many times we go to math.

642
00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:43,450
And we'll check her diaper.

643
00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:44,070
She's good.

644
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:44,970
We get her in the thing.

645
00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:48,190
We drive to church 10 minutes, not even 10 minutes away.

646
00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:50,790
And she's got to blow out before we get in the church.

647
00:28:51,150 --> 00:28:56,070
So she went for two rides yesterday, trying to, trying to work it out.

648
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:59,750
One was a trip to Paul DeLima coffee.

649
00:28:59,950 --> 00:29:00,810
Do you know what that is?

650
00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:03,570
So the roasters, so there's a Paul DeLima coffee.

651
00:29:04,150 --> 00:29:09,390
My sister has developed a relationship with these people who work at the store at Paul DeLima.

652
00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:10,010
Okay.

653
00:29:10,510 --> 00:29:13,110
She does this all the time with people.

654
00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:20,730
So I had mentioned since the baby, I have this super automatic coffee maker that grinds the beans fresh.

655
00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:21,450
I love it.

656
00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,610
I have an espresso every morning.

657
00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:24,570
First thing when I get up.

658
00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:24,910
Of course.

659
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,730
And I'll have occasionally throughout the day, but every morning I have it.

660
00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:36,550
So I go through, I had bought a case, a four pound case of espresso beans and I needed, and I had used it all.

661
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:38,490
So I needed to go get some more.

662
00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:45,010
And I mentioned this to my sister who was like, oh, we can bring, she wanted, she wanted me to bring the baby.

663
00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:49,850
And I'm like, no, not my, my sister and her husband are retired.

664
00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:56,330
And I'm like, you know, you, you forget that I have like a job.

665
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:56,590
Right.

666
00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:59,210
I got stuff that I got to get done.

667
00:29:59,950 --> 00:30:04,610
So I don't have time to do the field.

668
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,790
I'm like, I want to, I'm just going to stop and pick her up.

669
00:30:06,790 --> 00:30:10,610
And she's like, oh, you should just, you know, let, we'll wait until tomorrow.

670
00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:15,170
And, you know, you could have, you could have Kelly go with me and, or I could take the baby.

671
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:18,110
And I'm like, I got to go.

672
00:30:18,370 --> 00:30:19,770
So this is a big plan for coffee.

673
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:23,150
So I had like a very limited window the other day to get a bus.

674
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:27,510
So I go to the, I go to destiny and I pick up a deposit.

675
00:30:27,510 --> 00:30:28,830
That's got to go to the bank.

676
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:33,330
I stop at, I stop at Walmart cause I got to get stuff to winterize the boat.

677
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,330
I go get my, my beans at Paul DeLima.

678
00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:39,330
And, and I'm then from there, I'm going to go get a haircut.

679
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,010
I get a haircut.

680
00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:40,790
He's got it all planned.

681
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:41,870
This is like in two hours.

682
00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:42,590
I got to get this done.

683
00:30:43,190 --> 00:30:46,410
So I walk into Paul DeLima and I have to, and they're giving me this thing.

684
00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:53,830
They're giving me the stink eye because they know my sister and my sister has already told them that there's a possibility of this happening and they don't see a baby and they don't see a baby.

685
00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:59,810
And I'm like, I'm going to have to tell my sister I came and I'm Paul, I'm Paul's brother.

686
00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:00,830
Oh, we know.

687
00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:01,350
Yes.

688
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:04,110
And then, you know, people, people come out from the back room.

689
00:31:04,270 --> 00:31:04,810
Does he have to be?

690
00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:05,250
Yeah.

691
00:31:05,390 --> 00:31:07,510
And I'm like, disappointed when they just see you.

692
00:31:07,890 --> 00:31:08,290
Thanks.

693
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:17,550
So my lovely wife offered yesterday when she was home to go with my sister to Paul DeLima with the baby.

694
00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:19,750
Cause you figured it could be a poop run, right?

695
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:20,690
Driver.

696
00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:22,430
Hopefully that'll work.

697
00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:24,590
So she did, they did that, but no poop.

698
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:28,010
But they, they did go, she did go to Paul DeLima.

699
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:28,750
Which makes sense.

700
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:30,550
Coffee does make me poop and a lot of people.

701
00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:31,190
Yeah.

702
00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:36,570
And that place, when they're roasting, it's like you get punched in the face.

703
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:37,530
You walk in there.

704
00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:38,330
It's like, wow.

705
00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:39,730
Everybody's running to the bathroom.

706
00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:40,430
It's wonderful.

707
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:41,150
It's wonderful.

708
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:41,670
The smell.

709
00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:45,830
So they said there was Kate and Glenn at, at Paul DeLima coffee.

710
00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:46,710
They're very nice.

711
00:31:46,850 --> 00:31:47,930
They were happy to see the baby.

712
00:31:48,050 --> 00:31:48,830
They were thrilled.

713
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:52,510
Now this is a place you can go in and this is a storefront.

714
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:53,750
So that's where they run.

715
00:31:53,830 --> 00:32:00,270
They have a, an outlet right there and you can get all kinds, all their different varieties of coffee.

716
00:32:00,890 --> 00:32:03,090
You can have them grind the beans fresh for you.

717
00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:03,790
All that stuff.

718
00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:04,710
Yeah.

719
00:32:04,730 --> 00:32:05,250
It's very nice.

720
00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:06,590
And it's cheaper than Wegmans.

721
00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:07,290
Oh yeah.

722
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,210
What is it?

723
00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:09,130
So that's true.

724
00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:12,190
So yeah, so we were, so that was one trip.

725
00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:16,590
And then the other trip I needed to drop off some dry cleaning and we had to stop.

726
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:20,910
So we, we did another poop run and that one, that one took.

727
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:23,430
And she finally, she finally had a poop.

728
00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:27,410
And you know the difference now between eating real food poop.

729
00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:30,850
And the natural poop.

730
00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:31,810
Most of the time it's different.

731
00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:32,990
It's fully identifiable.

732
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,430
Like, oh, those are tomatoes.

733
00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,770
Like you see it and it's like, oh yeah.

734
00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:38,350
Carrots.

735
00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:46,030
We knew, we knew they were eating that when the, when the smell, when the smell became human waste.

736
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:46,430
Oh yeah.

737
00:32:46,570 --> 00:32:48,330
Of what ours smells like.

738
00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:49,150
Like, okay.

739
00:32:49,290 --> 00:32:49,610
Yep.

740
00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:50,470
Now it's different.

741
00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:50,710
Yep.

742
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:51,470
There's no more mustard.

743
00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:52,630
There's no more of the, yes.

744
00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:52,990
Yeah.

745
00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:55,550
It's now, it's now exactly what I have.

746
00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:56,090
Look at this.

747
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:56,530
Yeah.

748
00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:57,270
Nope.

749
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:57,790
That's it.

750
00:32:58,730 --> 00:32:59,970
Thanks again for joining us.

751
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We've covered a lot of ground and there's even more to come, but we're going to close for now.

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We hope you can join us next week and hear everything else that's been going on with baby Josie and subscribe to this show on YouTube and follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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We'll see you next week.

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Well, folks, that's another episode of the gray hair and daycare podcast in the books.

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Thanks very much for tuning in and spending this time with us.

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We hope it was fun.

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If you enjoyed this week's descent into the madness of dadness, be sure to subscribe to the podcast so you don't miss any of our future adventures.

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And while you're at it, give us a like and share the cast with your friends on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, carrier pigeon, whatever you crazy kids are using.

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Have any hilarious parenting stories of your own, questions about navigating fatherhood later in life, or even when normal people do it, email us at ghdc.podcast at gmail.com.

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We'd love to hear from you.

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And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.