Ep 7 : Rutabagas, Registries and a Trip to Lullaby Land
In the seventh installment of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank and Carlo navigate the exciting and sometimes bewildering path of impending fatherhood. Join them as they delve into pregnancy updates, product reviews, listener mail, and the heartwarming (and occasionally hair-raising) realities of preparing for a baby.
Pregnancy Update: The Rutabaga Stage
Frank kicks off the episode with an update on his wife's pregnancy, announcing that Kelly has officially reached the "rutabaga stage." While still unsure what a rutabaga actually is (is it a vegetable? A mythical creature? A prop from a Warner Brothers cartoon?), Frank marvels at the baby's growth and Kelly's ever-changing cravings.
New Segment: "I Was Wrong"
Frank and Carlo revisit their new segment, "I Was Wrong," where they address inaccuracies from previous episodes. With Kelly serving as their ever-vigilant fact-checker, Frank admits to a few slip-ups, including an extra question in "Crash Test Daddy" and a misunderstanding about the Lululemon diaper bag's model number (it's not "17L," it's 17 liters!).
Listener Mail: Names, Advice, and Kiboshing Madeline
The Silver Fox Mailbox is overflowing with listener feedback, including a heartwarming email from Becky, who reminisces about her own experiences as a new parent. Frank and Carlo also discuss baby name suggestions, with entries ranging from the classic (Josephine, Charlotte) to the unique (Chiara, Serio).
Crash Test Daddy: The Amazon Baby Registry Welcome Box
Carlo takes on another "Crash Test Daddy" challenge, this time attempting to guess the contents of an Amazon Baby Registry Welcome Box. Despite a valiant effort, Carlo doesn't quite identify the assortment of baby products, coupons, and informational materials.
What Just Happened: The Return of Fartzilla and Canine Companionship
Frank shares a series of anecdotes from his week, including the return of "Fartzilla" (a consequence of Kelly's increased appetite) and a touching gesture from a friend who sent Kelly a pair of Kizzix sneakers. He also observes a change in their dog Watson's behavior, noting that Watson has become increasingly protective of Kelly, following her everywhere and staying by her side.
Reflections on the Doctor's Visit and the Fear Factor
Frank recounts their recent visit to the doctor, where they listened to the baby's heartbeat. While Kelly remains calm, Frank admits to feeling panicked when the doctor has a brief moment of difficulty finding the heartbeat. He reflects on this newfound fear and the intensity of emotions that come with impending fatherhood.
Lullaby Land: A New Segment for Soothing Souls
Frank introduces a new segment called "Lullaby Land," where he showcases his musical talents by recording lullabies. The first lullaby, "I'll Take You Dreaming," is a beautiful rendition of a song from the 1954 film "The Court Jester." Frank's soothing voice and heartfelt delivery are sure to calm both babies and adults alike.
The Dadventures Continue
As always, Frank and Carlo deliver a candid and humorous glimpse into the world of expectant fathers. Their willingness to share their experiences, anxieties, and moments of joy makes this podcast a must-listen for anyone navigating the journey of parenthood. Stay tuned for more heartwarming stories and hilarious reflections on the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast.
